PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Wagon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roy Keane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wagon comes to the cage accompanied by Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Man . Chuck Wagon is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Wagon
vs
Keane

178 cm
23
174 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

186 cm
22
180 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

Good takedowns
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Powerful

Real Fighters Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Chuck Wagon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Roy Keane!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Keane shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Keane was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Wagon wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Keane.
Keane tries to control but Wagon wriggling away.
Wagon is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wagon is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Keane tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Wagon is trying to escape the mount.
Wagon is really trying hard to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Keane jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Wagon manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Keane in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Keane wants to lay and pray for a moment but Wagon keeps working.

Keane tries for a kimura but Wagon is defending well.
Wagon sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wagon has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Keane is working away from the top position though.

Keane is trying to work for a kimura but Wagon is defending well.
Wagon has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Keane is working away from the top position though.
Keane is looking to take a break and control but Wagon is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Wagon manages to get to full guard.
Wagon wants to sweep here but Keane controlling him for the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Keane stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Wagon swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Wagon looking for a sweep. Not yet Wagon, not yet.
Wagon is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Keane controlling from the top position.
Keane passes easily into side control. Nice work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Keane tries for a kimura but Wagon is defending well.
Wagon regains half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wagon is looking to control Keane's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Wagon avoid being mounted?
The fighters are battling for position here. Wagon manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Keane is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Keane advances to half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Keane is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Keane is pressing down on Wagon's thigh, looking to free his foot. Wagon is holding on for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roy Keane dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Wagon fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

Keane changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Wagon looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Keane is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Sloppy strikes there by Keane.

Keane tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Wagon is looking for a sweep.

Keane is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Wagon knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wagon is looking to regain half guard here but Keane keeps moving and retains side control.

Keane has hold of Wagon's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Wagon tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Keane cranks the arm and Wagon screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Wagon, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Roy Keane!
A very excited looking Roy Keane made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.