PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kolohe Hakoa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Parts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Hakoa might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Ol Dirty Bastard - Snakes. Parts is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by call to prayer. Peter Parts will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Hakoa
vs
Parts

179 cm
25
208 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

194 cm
25
218 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kolohe Hakoa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Peter Parts!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hakoa lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Parts throws a body punch but Hakoa moves out of range.
Hakoa throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Parts on the side of the head.
Hakoa doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Hakoa doesn't manage to clinch there - Parts circles away.
Hakoa avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hakoa is looking to clinch but Parts is avoiding it.

Hakoa gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Hakoa tries to score a body lock takedown but Parts shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Hakoa takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Hakoa swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hakoa is working for takedown but Parts is calmly controlling the position for now.
Parts scores with a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Still in the clinch, Parts scores with a nice short uppercut.

It looks like Kolohe Hakoa has been cut.
Parts lands a hook to the side of the head.
Parts working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Parts stalling the fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parts lands with a short shot to the head.
A short right from Parts on the inside.
Parts lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Parts lands with a left to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Parts.
Parts throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hakoas head.
Parts has Hakoa pressed against the cage.
Parts can't find room to land a body shot as Hakoa controls the action.
Hakoa wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hakoa misses with some punches.
Parts lands a body punch in the clinch.
Hakoa is breathing heavily.
Hakoa tries to break the clinch but Parts is controlling the position.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parts softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Parts.
Parts lands a nice uppercut.

Kolohe Hakoa's cut is getting worse.

Hakoa jumps into guard, dragging Parts to the mat.
Hakoa is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hakoa wants to hit a switch here but Parts passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Hakoa there!

Parts stands up from the dominant position, so we're back on the feet.
Kolohe Hakoa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parts lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Hakoa connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Parts looks to score with a jab to the body but Hakoa is just out of range.
Parts cracks Hakoa with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Parts with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Hakoa to score with a decent uppercut.
Parts connects with a right hand. Hakoa shakes it off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parts chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nice straight punches there by Parts. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Parts.
A nice leg kick lands there from Parts.
Parts listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

Hakoa is rocked!

Kolohe Hakoa's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parts fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Parts throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

Parts pushes Hakoa up against the cage in a clinch.
Parts gets through Hakoa's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Parts working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Jeez, Kolohe Hakoa's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Parts has Hakoa pressed against the cage, preventing Hakoa from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Parts taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Parts lands a shot to the body.
Hakoa is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Parts is defending well for now.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Parts creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Hakoa fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parts blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Still in the clinch, Parts scores with a nice short uppercut.
Hakoa's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Parts throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hakoas head.
Oh Hakoa is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kolohe Hakoa's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Peter Parts!
Peter Parts decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.