PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Jan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lil Wayne- I feel like dying. Jan has chosen Judgment night by Biohazard&Onyx as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Holyshit
vs
Jan

196 cm
25
270 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

194 cm
28
240 lbs
19 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, John Jan!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jan tries to land a leg kick but Holyshit saw it coming and moves away.
Holyshit slips under a jab from Jan.
Holyshit takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Holyshit avoids a kick to the body.
Holyshit swings for the body but Jan moves out of range.
Evander Holyshit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circling - Jan throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A jab from Holyshit misses.
Holyshit fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jan is out of range.
Holyshit explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Jan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jan throws a good cross that connects.
A low kick from Holyshit is predictable there
and Jan counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jan lands a really nice looking cross but Holyshit seems unphased.

It looks like Evander Holyshit has been cut.
Some bone on bone action there as Jan checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Jan scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jan digs a good hook to Holyshit's body.
Jan moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Jan rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Holyshit moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jan feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Holyshit's calf.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jan is able to avoid easily.
Holyshit plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Jan misses with a low kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Jan.
Holyshit is breathing heavily.
Holyshit takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jan is looking to score with low kicks.
Jan takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jan fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jan lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Holyshit at a distance.
Evander Holyshit is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Holyshit on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Holyshit is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Jan.
Jan throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Jan lands a right hook to the body.
Nice body kick there by Jan.
Jan stalks Holyshit and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Holyshit's face. Holyshit staggers backwards, shaken.
Jan lands with a good body shot.
Jan connects with a good right hand that stumbles Holyshit. Holyshit circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jan cracks the inside of Holyshit's front leg.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jan lands a body shot.
Holyshit avoids the head kick by Jan.
Jan lands a nice looking body kick.
Holyshit is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Holyshit has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Holyshit there as he acknowledges the shot.
Jan takes a swing at Holyshit's ribcage but misses.

Jan lands a high kick to the side of Holyshit's head that stuns him and send him tumbling down to the canvas! Jan dives into guard, looking to finish.

Holyshit is rocked!

Evander Holyshit's cut is getting worse.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Jan missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Oh Holyshit is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jan trying to control but Holyshit is working from the bottom.
Jan loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Holyshit seems to have got his legs back now.
Jan stands up over Holyshit, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Jan in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Jan scoring with some ground and pound.
Jan cracks Holyshit with a solid left hand.
Jan postures up.
Jan wants to control from the top but Holyshit keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jan postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Holyshit trying to control the position.
Holyshit looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jan is one step ahead there.
Jan with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Holyshit wants to sweep but no luck.
Holyshit seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Jan postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Jan scoring with punches to the head and body.
Jan postures up.
Jan working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jan keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Holyshit's head.
Jan lands a couple of digs.
Jan trying to control the position from guard on top but Holyshit is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit trying to keep a closed guard but Jan is proving a slippery customer.
Jan won't allow Holyshit to get back to his feet.
Jan working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jan working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jan content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Jan is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Jan trying to control but Holyshit is working from the bottom.
Holyshit looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Holyshit has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Jan postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jan looking to pass the guard.
Jan throws a big elbow that misses.
Jan postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Jan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Evander Holyshit's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Holyshit throws a solid leg kick but Jan takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Holyshit.
A looping hook to the body misses from Holyshit. Jan does a little dance to reset his feet.
Holyshit fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jan.
Jan works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Jan. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Holyshit lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Jan has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Jan and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Holyshit avoids the head kick by Jan.
Holyshit dodges the punch combination from Jan.
Holyshit slips under a jab.
Jan thuds his right hand into Holyshit's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jan cracks a nice hook into Holyshit's ribs.
Holyshit throws a lazy right hand but Jan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jan takes a swing at Holyshit's ribcage but misses.
Holyshit waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jan.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jan jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Jan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jan lands a nice shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Holyshit bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jan's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jan scores with a leg kick.
Jan scores with a nice body kick.
Jan chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Holyshit takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jan throws a nice head kick!
Nice uppercut lands for Jan. That snapped Holyshit's head back.
Jan lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

Oh, that's a big right hand from Jan and Holyshit goes tumbling to the canvas! Jan follows him to the ground and looks to finish from half guard.
Jan lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Holyshit! More strikes land and this one is all over! Jan jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Jan!
Post fight, John Jan stared into the camera and said 'Well ...another one bits to dust....Who's next?'.