PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Armando Garcilazo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes to the cage accompanied by Hoodie Ninja. Eric Cartman has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Cartman
vs
Garcilazo

200 cm
19
208 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

188 cm
18
215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Armando Garcilazo!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Yves DeLean and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Garcilazo is looking to clinch.
Garcilazo checks a leg kick.
Cartman throws a head kick that misses.
Garcilazo checks the leg kick.
Garcilazo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Garcilazo shoots in but Cartman avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Garcilazo shoots for a double leg takedown but Cartman sprawls well. He's pushed Garcilazo's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Cartman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Garcilazo lands with a kick to the temple. Cartman shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Garcilazo shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Cartman sprawls well. Cartman wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Garcilazo gets slowly back to his feet.
Eric Cartman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Armando Garcilazo.
Garcilazo has a takedown stuffed.
Cartman scoring well with a low kick there.
Garcilazo looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Garcilazo is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

It looks like Armando Garcilazo has been cut.
Garcilazo has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Garcilazo there as he acknowledges the shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cartman uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Cartman drops Garcilazo with a naaaaasty hook - Garcilazo is in real trouble here! Cartman dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eric Cartman!
Eric Cartman spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.