PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Aloha Hoi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Merrimac Mjolnir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hoi comes to the cage accompanied by Rock You Like A Hurricane. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hoi
vs
Mjolnir

205 cm
31
267 lbs
24 - 7 - 0

195 cm
28
271 lbs
27 - 4 - 0

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World class boxer
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Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Aloha Hoi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Merrimac Mjolnir!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hoi digs a good body shot into Mjolnir's ribs.
Hoi moves forwards but Mjolnir connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Hoi keeps the fight on the outside.
Hoi tries to work over Mjolnir's front leg with a kick but Mjolnir checks it.
Hoi rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mjolnir moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Mjolnir misses with a low kick.
Mjolnir throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Mjolnir lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hoi. Mjolnir does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mjolnir misses with a low kick as Hoi jumps back.
Mjolnir slips a jab and a cross from Hoi.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hoi misses with an uppercut.
Decent striking displayed by Mjolnir there.
Mjolnir looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Hoi closes this distance looking for a takedown but Mjolnir circles away.

Mjolnir clinches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mjolnir.
Good body shot from Mjolnir.
Hoi is breathing heavily.
Mjolnir creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hoi's defenses.

It looks like Aloha Hoi has been cut.
Hoi takes an elbow to the forehead.
Mjolnir is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hoi is defending well for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mjolnir has a couple of punches blocked by Hoi.
A frustrated look appears on Hoi's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A hook to the body from Mjolnir.
Mjolnir misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hoi can't find room to land a body shot as Mjolnir controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mjolnir.
Mjolnir managing to block the knees to the body from Hoi.
Hoi looking for a takedown.
Hoi looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Mjolnir lands with a right to the head.
Nice elbow from Mjolnir.
Mjolnir lands a nice uppercut.
Mjolnir has Hoi pressed against the cage, preventing Hoi from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Hoi wants to get back to striking at distance but Mjolnir won't allow it.
Mjolnir lands a hook that snaps the head of Hoi backwards.
Mjolnir scores with a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mjolnir scores with a nice hook to the head.
Hoi takes a shot to the head.
Nice elbow from Mjolnir.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mjolnir throws a knee to the head but misses.
Mjolnir lands a shot to the body.
Mjolnir goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mjolnir pushes Hoi back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mjolnir digs a right hand into Hoi's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hoi's gas tank.
Mjolnir lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Mjolnir can't find room to land a body shot as Hoi controls the action.
Mjolnir lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Aloha Hoi's cut is getting worse.
Mjolnir working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Mjolnir lands with a light punch inside.
Mjolnir landing knees to the body.
Mjolnir lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Mjolnir.
Mjolnir misses with a body punch.
Mjolnir lands a body punch.
A short left from Mjolnir.
A left hand lands to the body for Mjolnir.
Mjolnir softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mjolnir scores with a shoulder strike.
A right hand to the body from Mjolnir.
Hoi takes an elbow to the temple.
Mjolnir lands with a short shot to the head.
Mjolnir working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Aloha Hoi's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Mjolnir lands a body punch.
Nice elbow from Mjolnir.
Mjolnir is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hoi is defending well for now.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hoi takes an elbow to the forehead.

Hoi is rocked!

Jeez, Aloha Hoi's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Aloha Hoi's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Merrimac Mjolnir!
A very excited looking Merrimac Mjolnir made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.