PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Tweedle Dee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ike Turner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dee comes into the arena with Chumbawamba - Tubthumping blaring out of the sound system. Tweedle Dee has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Dee
vs
Turner

180 cm
23
195 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

180 cm
26
196 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tweedle Dee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ike Turner!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Hugh Johnson and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dee throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dee fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dee is looking to clinch but Turner is avoiding it.
Turner avoids the body shot from Dee.
No luck for Turner with that takedown attempt.
Turner connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dee's hands.
Dee connects with the punch.
An inside leg kick from Turner misses.
Turner misses with the combination.
Dee loads up on a big right hand but Turner slips the punch.
Dee misses with a body kick.
Turner connects with a high kick.

It looks like Tweedle Dee has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turner digs a good hook to Dee's body.
Turner takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Turner takes one to the side of the head.
Turner blocks a jab.
Dee keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dee ducks under a wild hook from Turner.
Turner will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dee takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Turner does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Dee swings widly with a right hand
and Turner counters with an outside leg kick.
Turner throws a low kick but Dee moves out of range easily.
Turner misses with a head kick.
Turner throws a series of punches but Dee moves out of range.
Turner throws a leg kick but Dee sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Dee misses with a right hand
and Turner connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Turner moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turner works Dee's body with a nice hook.
Dee misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ike Turner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice shot lands for Turner.
Turner fails to land with a series of punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turner throws a quick inside leg kick.
Tweedle Dee is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dee with a jab.
Dee works the jab nicely.
Dee scores with a nice right hand.
Dee has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Turner.
Dee ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The fighters circling - Turner throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Turner listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Turner just misses with a punch to the body.
Turner misses the jab.
A swing and a miss from Dee.
Dee punishes Turner's body with a nice straight punch.
Dee looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A telegraphed right hand from Turner misses the target.
Jab by Dee.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turner throws a leg kick but Dee sees it coming and moves out of range.
Turner wants to slow Dee down by chopping away at his legs.
Dee misses with a body kick.
Dee misses with an uppercut. Turner saw that one coming.
Turner lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dee's sensitive parts.
Turner shoots for a takedown but Dee saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Dee misses with an attempted mid kick.
The fighters circling - Dee throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dee misses with an uppercut
and Turner counters with an outside leg kick.
Turner walks into a stiff left hand from Dee.
The fighters circling - Turner throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jab by Turner.
A low kick from Turner misses
and Dee counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Turner looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dee throws a half hearted mid kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dee staying out of range there.
Dee cracks Turner with a good jab.
Dee lands with a shot to the body.
Turner throws a jab when Dee was well out of range.
Turner lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dee tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Turner was well out of range. Poor timing from Dee.
Dee lands a nice shot to the body.
Dee wants to clinch up but Turner keeps it at a distance.
Turner throws a shot from downtown. Dee moves away and avoids it.
Dee changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Turner looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dee thuds his shin into the meat of Turner's side.
Turner looks gassed!
Turner wants to slow Dee down by chopping away at his legs.
Dee swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dee catches Turner with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ike Turner will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Tweedle Dee's cut.
That's time! Dee's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Turner swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dee misses with the combination.
Some wild striking there from Turner.
Turner pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Turner throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dee displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Turner.
Turner misses with a series of wild punches.
Dee digs a good hook to Turner's body.
Dee dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Turner misses with a body shot.
Dee connects with a body shot that sends Turner's belly button to the back.
Turner is breathing heavily.
Dee connects with an inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dee throws a jab when Turner was well out of range.
Dee bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Turner throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dee counters with a slapping leg kick.

Dee fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Turner, pushing him back against the cage.
Dee tries a body shot but Turner blocks it.
Dee lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Ike Turner has been cut.

Turner manages to break the clinch.
Dee lands a nice looking body kick.
Dee dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Turner walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dee comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Turner swats away the attempt to clinch by Dee.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dee darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Turner bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

Dee clinches up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turner wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Turner.
Turner wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Turner tries to break the clinch but Dee is controlling the position.
Dee misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Turner working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Turner fails to land.
Turner tries to break the clinch but Dee is controlling the position.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Turner.
Dee tries to throw a body punch but Turner avoids it by throwing Dee back against the cage.
Dee lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dee can't find room to land a body shot as Turner controls the action.
Dee misses with a punch on the inside.
Turner throws a head punch that misses.
A right hand to the body from Dee.
Dee misses with a knee to the head.
Dee works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dee tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Turner blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Turner takes a shot to the head.
Dee blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Turner managing to block the knees to the body from Dee.
Dee lands a left hand that snaps the head of Turner backwards.

Turner manages to break the clinch.
Turner looks to score with a jab to the body but Dee is just out of range.
Turner takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Turner shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Turner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Turner misses with a body shot.
Dee bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dee's corner calls for a 1-2. Dee obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dee throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Turner sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dee pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dee avoids the body shot from Turner.
Dee sizes up Turner with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Dee scores with a jab.

That has opened up Ike Turner's cut even more.
Dee thuds his shin into the meat of Turner's side.
Turner misses with an uppercut
and Dee counters with a stiff right hand.

Turner is rocked!
Dee jabs Turner to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dee fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Turner takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dee scores with a jab.
Dee lands with an uppercut that bounces Turner off the cage and back into range.
Turner is still on wobbly legs! Can Dee finish him?
Turner gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Dee gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tweedle Dee!