PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Menno Menno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dan Easy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Menno Menno is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Menno
vs
Easy

180 cm
18
173 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

184 cm
19
169 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Menno Menno!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dan Easy!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Nard Betker and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Easy lands a nice looking body shot.
Easy defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Menno.
Menno with a lazy takedown attempt
and Easy counters with a solid body kick.
Easy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Menno.
Menno shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Easy but Easy pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Menno Menno. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Menno takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

It looks like Menno Menno has been cut.
Easy cracks Menno with an open hand slap.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Menno shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Menno shoots for a double leg takedown but Easy sprawls well. He's pushed Menno's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Menno, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Menno closes this distance looking for a takedown but Easy circles away.
Easy uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Menno has time to react.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Easy! Menno is out on his feet! Easy rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Menno is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Menno is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dan Easy!