PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mark Colslaw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexander Lipkin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Colslaw might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to LMFAO. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Colslaw
vs
Lipkin

185 cm
22
180 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

179 cm
29
180 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mark Colslaw!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alexander Lipkin!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The crowd cheers as Colslaw lands an impressive looking overhand right. Lipkin doesn't seem phased though.

It looks like Alexander Lipkin has been cut.
Lipkin avoids a kick to the body.
Colslaw throws a head kick that half lands.
Lipkin misses with a kick to the body
and Colslaw counters with a nice leg kick.
Lipkin throws a head kick that misses.
Lipkin on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Lipkin throws a leg kick
and Colslaw counters with a big head kick but Lipkin shrugs it off.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Decent striking displayed by Colslaw there.
A jab from Colslaw does it's job there.
Lipkin avoids the head kick by Colslaw.
Lipkin tries a low kick but Colslaw avoids it.
Lipkin gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Colslaw checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.

Colslaw has Lipkin up against the cage in a clinch.
Colslaw lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Colslaw lands a right hand.
Colslaw lands with a left to the head.
Colslaw tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lipkin's elbow.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Colslaw as Lipkin tries to tie him up.
Colslaw lands with a short shot to the head.
Colslaw tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lipkin's elbow.
Colslaw pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Colslaw working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Lipkin is rocked!
A body shot lands from Colslaw.
Colslaw lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Colslaw misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Colslaw lands a hook that snaps the head of Lipkin backwards.
Colslaw is leaning against Lipkin and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Colslaw lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lipkin backwards.
Lipkin is still on wobbly legs! Can Colslaw finish him?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Colslaw.
Lipkin looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short body shot lands from Colslaw as the two fighters clinch.
A hook to the body from Colslaw.
Colslaw utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Colslaw lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Colslaw lands a body shot in the clinch.
Colslaw gets through Lipkin's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Colslaw has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head that stumbles Lipkin - he's in trouble! Another big knee to the head from Colslaw, and another! Lipkin is out on his feet - the ref jumps in to save him and ends the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Mark Colslaw!
A very excited looking Mark Colslaw made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.