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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hack MacDonald Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Damien Satan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). MacDonald Jr comes to the cage accompanied by Cowboys From Hell by Pantera. Satan is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Bullet For My Valentine - Hit The Floor. Hack MacDonald Jr has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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168 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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ADCC Champion
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hack MacDonald Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Damien Satan!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Robert Twigg and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Satan throws a front kick aimed at MacDonald Jr's knee but MacDonald Jr avoids it well.
MacDonald Jr throws a body kick that misses.
MacDonald Jr connects with a high kick.
It looks like Damien Satan has been cut.
Satan throws a sloppy head kick
and MacDonald Jr counters with a body kick.
Satan avoids the body shot from MacDonald Jr.
MacDonald Jr misses with an attempted mid kick.
MacDonald Jr scores with a sloppy right hand. Satan should have avoided that one.
Satan takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Sloppy strikes from MacDonald Jr. Those never looked like landing.
Satan throws a hook but MacDonald Jr blocks it.
MacDonald Jr checks a leg kick nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from MacDonald Jr. Satan does a little dance to reset his feet.
Satan changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. MacDonald Jr tries to avoid it but Satan manages to keep hold of a leg and drag MacDonald Jr to the ground. MacDonald Jr escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
MacDonald Jr defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Satan.
MacDonald Jr misses with a low kick.
MacDonald Jr fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Satan looks to land a left hand but MacDonald Jr moved out of range nicely.
Damien Satan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
MacDonald Jr thows a body shot but no joy.
Satan on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Satan tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Satan is looking to score with low kicks.
MacDonald Jr throws a wild body kick that Satan sees coming a mile off.
MacDonald Jr tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
MacDonald Jr lands a nice hook to Satan's body. Satan takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
MacDonald Jr ducks under a wild hook from Satan.
MacDonald Jr moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Satan blocks the body kick.
Satan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
MacDonald Jr misses the shot to the body.
Satan walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. MacDonald Jr checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
MacDonald Jr is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
MacDonald Jr throws a low kick but Satan moves out of range easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satan attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Satan, as that shot connected.
Satan tries to score with a low kick but MacDonald Jr moves his leg out of the way.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
MacDonald Jr bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Satan's head backwards.
Satan swings for the body but MacDonald Jr moves out of range.
MacDonald Jr uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Satan.
MacDonald Jr buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Satan has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by MacDonald Jr.
Satan takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
MacDonald Jr takes a swing at Satan's ribcage but misses.
A slow jab from Satan misses its intended target.
Jab, jab by Satan - just one landing.
Satan is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Satan swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and MacDonald Jr counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Satan thinking.
Satan looks gassed!
MacDonald Jr showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Satan.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
MacDonald Jr lands a slapping body shot.
MacDonald Jr moves into range and connects with a jab.
MacDonald Jr tries a head kick but it misses.
MacDonald Jr thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Satan if he has to take too many more of those.
MacDonald Jr scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
MacDonald Jr throws a right hand that Satan ducks under and follows up with a left that Satan also avoids with ease.
MacDonald Jr throws a jab when Satan was well out of range.
MacDonald Jr throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
MacDonald Jr is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
MacDonald Jr scores with a jab to the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
MacDonald Jr is looking to slow Satan down with leg kicks.
MacDonald Jr scores with a jab to the head.
Satan takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Satan is rocked!
MacDonald Jr throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Satan stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Satan is still on wobbly legs! Can MacDonald Jr finish him?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
MacDonald Jr just misses with a punch to the body.
Satan seems to have recovered his senses.
MacDonald Jr throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
MacDonald Jr stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and MacDonald Jr wants it to stay on the feet.
Hack MacDonald Jr has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Damien Satan.
Satan misses with a wild body shot.
Satan shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. MacDonald Jr defends it nicely.
MacDonald Jr throws a leg kick but Satan checks it.
MacDonald Jr is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
MacDonald Jr ducks under a wild hook from Satan.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Satan looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Satan looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
MacDonald Jr tries to roll over but Satan keeps him under control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hack MacDonald Jr dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Damien Satan's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Satan will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Satan cracks MacDonald Jr with a right hand to the side of the head.
MacDonald Jr throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Satan swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Satan checks a low kick from MacDonald Jr.
Satan moves out of range of the strikes.
Satan throws a looping overhand right but MacDonald Jr ducks down to avoid it.
MacDonald Jr pivots, looking for a leg kick but Satan is out of range and MacDonald Jr settles back down.
MacDonald Jr turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
MacDonald Jr lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Satan. MacDonald Jr does a little dance to reset his feet.
Danga de danga de dang - MacDonald Jr scores with a four punch combination!
MacDonald Jr takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
MacDonald Jr connects with a high kick.
Satan scores with a nice head shot.
MacDonald Jr slips under a jab from Satan.
Satan lands a glancing blow to the side of MacDonald Jr's head.
Satan missing with a left hand there. MacDonald Jr was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Satan misses with a looping left.
MacDonald Jr throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Satan feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Satan works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Satan is breathing heavily.
MacDonald Jr avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Satan.
Satan trying to control from half guard but MacDonald Jr is working away.
The fighters are battling for position here. MacDonald Jr manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Satan tries to free his leg and advance position but MacDonald Jr is retaining full guard.
MacDonald Jr has his hands on Satan's head, controlling the position.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Satan trying to control but MacDonald Jr is working from the bottom.
Satan pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. MacDonald Jr is keeping the position for now.
Satan trying to control but MacDonald Jr is working from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Hack MacDonald Jr.
Satan blocks a jab.
Satan blocks a leg kick.
MacDonald Jr's corner calls for a 1-2. MacDonald Jr obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Satan connects with a single shot there.
Satan throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
MacDonald Jr throws a hook but Satan avoids it easily.
MacDonald Jr throws a wild body kick that Satan sees coming a mile off.
MacDonald Jr lands with an uppercut that bounces Satan off the cage and back into range.
Satan throws out a leg kick but MacDonald Jr moves out of range and Satan only half commits.
MacDonald Jr misses with a low kick as Satan jumps back.
MacDonald Jr throws a sloppy head kick and Satan moves out of range easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Satan's jab looks to have found its range, popping MacDonald Jr under the eye.
Some bone on bone action there as Satan checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Satan throws a head kick that misses.
Hack MacDonald Jr is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Satan pulls out of a head kick attempt.
MacDonald Jr works Satan's body with a nice hook.
Satan attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Satan looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
MacDonald Jr throws a nice head kick!
MacDonald Jr really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Satan shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as MacDonald Jr sprawls well. MacDonald Jr wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Satan gets slowly back to his feet.
MacDonald Jr lands a leg kick that knocks Satan off balance momentarily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
MacDonald Jr throws a hook to the side of Satan's head but Satan sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Satan throws a lazy right hand but MacDonald Jr sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Hack MacDonald Jr will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Damien Satan's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
MacDonald Jr keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
MacDonald Jr checks a leg kick.
MacDonald Jr uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Satan.
MacDonald Jr thumps Satan with a low kick.
MacDonald Jr fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Hack MacDonald Jr is winning the standup battle so far.
MacDonald Jr misses with a low kick as Satan jumps back.
MacDonald Jr misses with an uppercut.
Satan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
MacDonald Jr does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
MacDonald Jr throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Satan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
MacDonald Jr uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Satan.
MacDonald Jr jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Satan takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Satan blocks a low kick nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
MacDonald Jr throws the left hand but Satan avoids the punch easily.
Satan checks a leg kick nicely.
Satan takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
MacDonald Jr stuffs the takedown attempt from Satan. Satan gets slowly back to his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from MacDonald Jr. Satan does a little dance to reset his feet.
MacDonald Jr misses the jab.
MacDonald Jr tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Satan misses with a leg kick.
Satan shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
MacDonald Jr is controlling Satan's posture.
MacDonald Jr will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
MacDonald Jr is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
MacDonald Jr wants to stand up but Satan is controlling the position.
Satan is looking to improve his position.
MacDonald Jr wants to stand up but Satan is controlling the position.
Damien Satan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
MacDonald Jr wants to stand up but Satan manages to regain full guard.
MacDonald Jr wanted to stand there but Satan had control of the position.
Satan working for a triangle but MacDonald Jr defends it easily.
MacDonald Jr wanted to stand there but Satan had control of the position.
Hack MacDonald Jr is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Satan looking for a guillotine here but MacDonald Jr defends easily.
Satan looking to hit a scissor sweep but MacDonald Jr is one step ahead there.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Satan trying to strike off his back.
And that's the end of the fight!
Hack MacDonald Jr showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for MacDonald Jr, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hack MacDonald Jr!
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