PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big John (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and LeBron Jamess (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that LeBron Jamess was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

John
vs
Jamess

210 cm
30
300 lbs
14 - 3 - 1

203 cm
24
250 lbs
12 - 3 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Big John!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, LeBron Jamess!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Left hook, right uppercut from John.

It looks like LeBron Jamess has been cut.
Jamess closes the distance and lands a one-two.
John throws a hook to the side of Jamess's head but Jamess sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jamess ducks under a wild hook from John.
John avoids the head kick by Jamess.
Jamess goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jamess drops his hands momentarily and John takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
John misses the shot to the body.
John swings for the body but Jamess moves out of range.
John tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jamess was well out of range. Poor timing from John.
John jabs at Jamess's body.
Jamess fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jamess displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Jamess avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
John misses with a body shot.
John waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jamess.
Jamess looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jamess takes one to the side of the head.
John misses with a hook
and Jamess cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's one minute gone in the round.
John misses with a right hand
and Jamess counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jamess shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. John eats them both and turns towards Jamess to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Jamess fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
John misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jamess.
Jamess missing with a left hand there. John was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jamess blocks a jab.
Nice takedown defense from John. No joy for Jamess on that attempt.
Jamess slips a straight right by John.
A big right from John misses.
Jamess lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but John circles away quickly and effectively.
Good standup being displayed there by Jamess as he connects with a hook.
John works over Jamess's head and body with a nice combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
John ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jamess moves away.
Jamess will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A punch combination from Jamess misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Jamess.
John misses with a looping left.
Jamess misses with a series of wild punches.
Jamess avoids the body shot from John.
John misses with a straight left.
Nice uppercut lands for John. That snapped Jamess's head back.
John misses with a hook.
Jamess rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but John moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
John takes a swing at Jamess's ribcage but misses.
John wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jamess throws a nice looking combination but John bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Oooooh!!! John has knocked Jamess down with a huge combo! John steps away and waves a wobbly Jamess back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Jamess is rocked!
Jamess looks gassed!
John closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Jamess out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Big John!
Big John retains his super heavyweight title!