PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nuppu Lupaus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bojangles McFly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lupaus's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Benjamin Yerke -Please Stand By. McFly is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Hillbillies on Speed-Hillbilly Hellcats. This should be fireworks!

Lupaus
vs
McFly

185 cm
30
220 lbs
19 - 8 - 1

190 cm
25
223 lbs
8 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nuppu Lupaus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bojangles McFly!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFly gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A punch combination from McFly misses.
Lupaus has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McFly finds it's way round the side to connect with Lupaus's head.
Lupaus thows a body shot but no joy.
McFly shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lupaus sprawls well. Lupaus wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. McFly gets slowly back to his feet.
McFly throws out a loose jab but Lupaus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lupaus moves out of range as McFly strikes.
McFly misses with a wild body shot.
Lupaus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McFly.
McFly dips to his left and cracks Lupaus with an uppercut!
Nice jab there from Lupaus.
McFly looks to score with a jab to the body but Lupaus is just out of range.
McFly dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McFly misses with a series of wild punches.
Lupaus ducks under a wild hook from McFly.
McFly takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McFly drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFly swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lupaus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Lupaus tries to clinch but McFly moves out of range.
Lupaus fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nuppu Lupaus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lupaus tries to close the distance and clinch up but McFly swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lupaus swings for the body but McFly moves out of range.
Lupaus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lupaus swings widly with a right hand
and McFly counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McFly fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Lupaus misses with a straight right.
McFly tries for a takedown but Lupaus sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
McFly looks to land a left hand but Lupaus moved out of range nicely.
McFly throws a body punch but Lupaus moves out of range.
Lupaus misses with a few strikes there.
McFly throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lupaus throws a shot from downtown. McFly moves away and avoids it.
No luck for McFly with that takedown attempt.
Nuppu Lupaus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bojangles McFly.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lupaus slips a jab from McFly.
Lupaus cracks McFly with a good jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lupaus is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
McFly tries to bum rush Lupaus with a series of wild strikes but Lupaus uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McFly throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lupaus lands a right hook to the body.
Lupaus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McFly takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Lupaus works McFly's body with a nice hook.
Lupaus takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Lupaus blocks a jab.
McFly keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Lupaus moves into the clinch.
Lupaus lands a hook that snaps the head of McFly backwards.
McFly drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFly misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lupaus has a couple of punches blocked by McFly.
Lupaus lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Lupaus doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McFly tries to break free but Lupaus pushes him back against the cage.

McFly manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.

McFly throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
McFly looks gassed!

Lupaus gets to his feet. McFly looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
McFly takes a swing at Lupaus's ribcage but misses.
McFly throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Lupaus has closed the distance and engaged McFly in a clinch.
McFly tries for a takedown but Lupaus manages to get underhooks.
McFly tries a body shot but Lupaus blocks it.
McFly takes a shot to the head.
Lupaus throws a punch but it's blocked by McFly.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McFly prevents a body shot from Lupaus.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lupaus.
A short body shot lands from McFly as the two fighters clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lupaus lands a left hand.

McFly is rocked!
McFly misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McFly is still on wobbly legs! Can Lupaus finish him?
Lupaus lands a right hand.
McFly can't find room to land a body shot as Lupaus controls the action.
Lupaus throws a big uppercut that drops McFly! More strikes from Lupaus and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! McFly lies dazed against the cage as Lupaus celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nuppu Lupaus!
A relieved looking Nuppu Lupaus thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.