PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Victorio Nogueira (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boner Patrol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Patrol is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: monster - Kanye West. Boner Patrol has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Nogueira
vs
Patrol

193 cm
26
180 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

183 cm
32
177 lbs
17 - 9 - 1

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very quick

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Victorio Nogueira!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Boner Patrol!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Patrol shoots in and gets a takedown into Nogueira's guard.
Patrol trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Patrol wants to pass the guard but Nogueira is keeping the position.
Patrol works over Nogueira with some ground and pound from guard.
Patrol throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Nogueira works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Patrol has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Patrol lands a couple of digs.
Patrol throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Nogueira works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Patrol postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Patrol throwing strikes but missing.
Patrol is in close to Nogueira's body, working some short punches and elbows.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Patrol trying to control the position from guard on top but Nogueira is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Patrol loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Patrol is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Nogueira is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Nogueira has escaped and now he's on top!

Patrol is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Patrol had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Nogueira defends it easily.
Nogueira is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

Patrol is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Nogueira defends well.

Patrol looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Nogueira wants to control from the top but Patrol keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nogueira postures up.

Patrol is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Nogueira defends well.
Nogueira is looking to stand up but Patrol won't let him.
Nogueira has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Nogueira stopping the sweep attempt from Patrol.
Nogueira looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Nogueira won't allow Patrol to sweep him here.

Nogueira stands up from Patrol's guard - Nogueira perhaps looking for a knockout.

Nogueira gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Patrol to score an easy takedown into full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Nogueira looking for a guillotine here but Patrol defends easily.
Nogueira looking for a sweep. Not yet Nogueira, not yet.
Patrol stops Nogueira from standing up.
Patrol landing with the ground and pound.
Patrol throws a big elbow that misses.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Nogueira is on top in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Patrol looking for a guillotine here but Nogueira defends easily.

Patrol is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Nogueira is aware though and is defending well.

Patrol had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Nogueira defends it easily.
Nogueira wants to stand but Patrol is controlling his posture from full guard.

Patrol looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Patrol has a closed guard, preventing Nogueira from standing up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boner Patrol dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Patrol misses with a takedown attempt - Nogueira sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Nogueira tries to clinch but Patrol moves out of range.
Patrol shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Nogueira sprawls well. Nogueira wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Patrol gets slowly back to his feet.
Nice takedown defense from Nogueira. No joy for Patrol on that attempt.
Victorio Nogueira has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Boner Patrol.
Patrol shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Nogueira as he avoids it easily.
Nogueira tries to clinch up but Patrol circles away and keeps his distance.
Patrol looks for a takedown but Nogueira sprawls well.
Patrol swats away the attempt to clinch by Nogueira.
Patrol fails with the takedown.
Nogueira doesn't manage to clinch there - Patrol circles away.
Nogueira tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Nogueira tries to close the distance and clinch up but Patrol swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Patrol blocks a low kick nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Patrol chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Nogueira can pounce on him.

Patrol bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Nogueira tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Patrol wants to lay and pray for a moment but Nogueira keeps working.
The strikes coming from Patrol are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Nogueira manages to work his way to half guard, despite Patrol's best efforts.
Nogueira gets full guard.
Patrol sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Nogueira's guard.
Nogueira looks like he's trying to stand up.
Patrol working over Nogueira with some ground and pound. Nogueira looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Nogueira tries to get to full guard but Patrol has control of the leg.
Patrol is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Patrol slips a nice elbow through Nogueira's hands, connecting with Nogueira's forehead.
Nogueira regains full guard. Nicely done.
Patrol connects with a couple of short punches.
Patrol scoring with punches to the head and body.
Patrol stands up over Nogueira, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Patrol postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Patrol postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Nogueira is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Patrol, into his guard.
Patrol keeping moving, preventing Nogueira from controlling successfully.
Patrol looking for a sweep. Not yet Patrol, not yet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patrol bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Nogueira's guard.
Nogueira working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Patrol.
Nogueira wants to sweep but no luck.
Patrol keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Nogueira's head.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Patrol trying to control the position from guard on top but Nogueira is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Patrol with a flurry of punches that miss.
Nogueira is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Patrol pushing down on Nogueira's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

Patrol seems to be working for a kimura but Nogueira defends the submission attempt.
Patrol wants to take a breather but Nogueira is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Patrol seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Patrol throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

Patrol is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Nogueira is refusing to be controlled, as Patrol sits in half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Patrol prevents Nogueira from standing back up.
Patrol lands with a punch from half guard.
Patrol is keen to just control but Nogueira is a slippery customer.
Nogueira regains full guard. Nicely done.
Patrol loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nogueira utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Nogueira looking for a sweep. Not yet Nogueira, not yet.
Patrol wants to control from the top but Nogueira keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boner Patrol showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Nogueira has closed the distance and engaged Patrol in a clinch.
Patrol blocks an elbow strike from Nogueira.
Patrol is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Nogueira pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Nogueira trying to land knees to the body.
Nogueira lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Patrol backwards.
Nogueira is pressed up against the ropes. Patrol has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Nogueira down to the mat. Nogueira avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Patrol looks for a takedown but Nogueira sprawls well.
Victorio Nogueira has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Boner Patrol.
Nice sprawl there from Nogueira as Patrol shoots in.
Nogueira moves out of range of the strikes.
Nogueira tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Nogueira looks to clinch

and Patrol counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Nogueira avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Patrol.
Patrol prevents Nogueira from improving his position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Patrol missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Patrol throwing shots but Nogueira is blocking nicely.
Nogueira on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Patrol prevents Nogueira from improving his position.
Nogueira wants to get back to his feet.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Patrol connects with a nice short shot to Nogueira's temple.
Patrol working the head and body with strikes.
Patrol throws a strike but Nogueira avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Patrol throws a strike but Nogueira rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Nogueira is looking to stand up but Patrol won't let him.

Patrol looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Patrol looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nogueira wants to stand but Patrol has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Patrol is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Nogueira trying to stand up but can't free himself from Patrol's guard.

Patrol looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Boner Patrol has got the better of the ground game so far.
Patrol manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Patrol working for a guillotine from mount but Nogueira is in no mood to give up.
Nogueira tries to reverse the position but Patrol maintains control.
Boner Patrol is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Patrol trying to control but Nogueira is having none of it.

Patrol swings around for an armbar and he's got it! Wow, that came out of nowhere! What a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Boner Patrol!
A very excited looking Boner Patrol rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.