PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Pump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hairy Kane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Kane's choice of entrance music: Saigon - Bring Me Down . Big Pump has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Pump
vs
Kane

225 cm
28
300 lbs
2 - 13 - 1

190 cm
22
201 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Experienced

Good takedowns
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 13 - 1, fighting out of London, Big Pump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hairy Kane!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Richard Clark and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pump gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Kane counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Big Pump has been cut.
Pump throws a combination that misses
and Kane counters with a thumping low kick.
Pump throws a lazy head kick
and Kane counters with a nice uppercut.
Pump throws a leg kick
and Kane counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pump thows a body shot but no joy.
Pump takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Pump is rocked!
Kane throws an overhand right that drops Pump like a sack of potatoes! Kane dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hairy Kane!
During a confident post fight interview, Hairy Kane thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.