PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Babyfarts Mcgeezak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Risky Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mcgeezak's entrance music is Welcome to the Terrordome. A fine choice. Jones has chosen In The Morning as his entrance music. Babyfarts Mcgeezak has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Mcgeezak
vs
Jones

225 cm
24
330 lbs
9 - 7 - 0

206 cm
23
290 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Babyfarts Mcgeezak!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Risky Jones!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Roosa Järviläinen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Mcgeezak misses.
Jones swats away the attempt to clinch by Mcgeezak.
Mcgeezak tries to clinch but Jones is having none of it.
Mcgeezak wants to clinch
and Jones counters with a nice body kick.
Jones misses with a body shot.
Jones digs a good body shot into Mcgeezak's ribs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Mcgeezak does a little dance to reset his feet.

Jones closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Jones dodges an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
Mcgeezak blocks an elbow strike from Jones.
Mcgeezak creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jones avoids a wild elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mcgeezak throws an elbow but it misses.
Mcgeezak pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Mcgeezak throws an elbow but misses.
Jones dodges an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.
Jones lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jones dodges an elbow strike from Mcgeezak.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones blocks an elbow strike.
Good body shot from Jones.
Mcgeezak is breathing heavily.
Jones lands an uppercut.
Jones is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Mcgeezak is defending well for now.

Jones breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jones works Mcgeezak's body with a nice hook.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jones connects with a nice looking jab.

It looks like Babyfarts Mcgeezak has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Mcgeezak moves out of range easily.
Mcgeezak misses with a lunging right hand
and Jones counters with a right hand to the body.
A slapping body kick lands there for Jones.

Jones moves into the clinch.
A short left from Jones.
Jones wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Mcgeezak throws an elbow but misses.
Jones lands a body punch in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones works on Mcgeezak's body with a couple of short punches.
A frustrated look appears on Jones's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jones is leaning against Mcgeezak and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Mcgeezak prevents a body shot from Jones.
Jones is looking to control Mcgeezak's arms but Mcgeezak gets an underhook and turns him. Now Jones has his back to the cage.
Jones looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Jones avoids the elbow strike from Mcgeezak, against the cage.
Nice body punch from Jones - that landed with a thud.
A right hook to the body lands for Jones.
Jones lands an elbow that stopped Mcgeezak in his tracks for a moment.
Jones lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Mcgeezak.
Jones lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jones lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Babyfarts Mcgeezak's cut is getting worse.
Jones lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mcgeezak backwards.
Jones controlling the action here for a moment.
Jones softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Babyfarts Mcgeezak's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jones lands a hook to the side of the head.

Mcgeezak is rocked!

Jones breaks the clinch.
Oh Mcgeezak is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jones jabs at Mcgeezak's body.
Babyfarts Mcgeezak seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Jones moves into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Risky Jones dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Babyfarts Mcgeezak's cut.
That's time! Mcgeezak's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Jones catches Mcgeezak napping and connects with a fantastic 3 punch combination that sends Mcgeezak crashing to the mat! He's still conscious but he's all over the place - can he beat the count?!? 4,5,6,7,8...9...10! He didn't make it back to his feet! Jones raises both arms skywards and takes in the roar from the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Risky Jones!
A very excited looking Risky Jones rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.