PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Marek Warcheka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vladimir Vodkastov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Warcheka's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, man up. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Warcheka
vs
Vodkastov

225 cm
21
285 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

225 cm
22
300 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

Dangerous GnP
Counter striker
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Marek Warcheka!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vladimir Vodkastov!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Illya Tyunina and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Warcheka drops Vodkastov with a right and a left! Warcheka comes rushing in but Vodkastov regains his composure and manages to keep Warcheka in guard.

Vodkastov is rocked!

It looks like Vladimir Vodkastov has been cut.

Warcheka avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Vodkastov is still in real trouble! Can Warcheka finish him?
Warcheka wanted to stand there but Vodkastov had control of the position.
Vodkastov throws some shots to the body, keeping his opponent honest.
Vodkastov seems to have recovered his senses.
Vodkastov is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Vodkastov looking to control.
Warcheka wants to get up but he can't break Vodkastov's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Vodkastov can do anything to dispel that myth.
Warcheka stopping the sweep attempt from Vodkastov.

Vodkastov looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Vodkastov rushes Warcheka and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Vodkastov prevents Warcheka from breaking the clinch.
Warcheka wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Warcheka has had enough of the clinch but Vodkastov keeps him there for the moment.
Warcheka gets underhooks to prevent Vodkastov's takedown attempt.
Vodkastov has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Warcheka is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Vodkastov looks gassed!
Warcheka lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Warcheka really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Warcheka drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Vodkastov gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Vodkastov drops down looking for an ankle pick but Warcheka pulls his leg out and moves away.
Marek Warcheka has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vladimir Vodkastov.
Vodkastov looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Warcheka is fending him off so far but Vodkastov persists. Nope, Warcheka circles away and we're back to standing.
Vodkastov shoots in for a takedown but Warcheka shows good takedown defense.
Warcheka looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Warcheka throws a right and a left that Vodkastov avoids nicely.
Vodkastov shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Warcheka as he avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Warcheka throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Some wild striking there from Warcheka.

Vodkastov shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Vodkastov is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Warcheka is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Warcheka has escaped and now he's on top!
Vodkastov is looking to sweep but instead, Warcheka has passed into half guard.
Vodkastov gets back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Warcheka won't allow Vodkastov to sweep him here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vodkastov manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Warcheka manages to get himself to full guard.
Vodkastov wants to pass the guard but Warcheka is keeping the position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Vodkastov slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Warcheka managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Vodkastov.
Vodkastov tries to score with some ground and pound. Warcheka controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Vodkastov working the ground and pound.
Warcheka regains half guard, as Vodkastov was trying to land strikes.
Vodkastov passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Warcheka!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vodkastov in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Vodkastov lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Warcheka hang on?
Warcheka takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Vodkastov scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Vodkastov cracks Warcheka with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Vodkastov with good strikes from the mount here!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Warcheka is trying to stand up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Marek Warcheka will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Vladimir Vodkastov's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Warcheka misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Vodkastov tries for a takedown but Warcheka sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Warcheka throws a series of punches but Vodkastov avoids them all with ease.
Vodkastov ducks under a wild hook from Warcheka.

Warcheka closes the distance and clinches.
Warcheka gets underhooks to prevent Vodkastov's takedown attempt.
Warcheka wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Warcheka is trying to break free.
Warcheka is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Warcheka is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

Vodkastov has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Warcheka clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Vodkastov throws a big right hand but he misses and hits the mat. Ouch.
Warcheka holding both Vodkastov 's hands and preventing any damage.
Vodkastov missing with punches from the back.
Vodkastov is breathing heavily.
Vodkastov missing with strikes from the back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Warcheka avoids the strikes from Vodkastov.
Warcheka has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.
Vodkastov throwing sloppy strikes.

Vodkastov has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Warcheka covering up well under a barage of strikes.
Warcheka takes a big shot to the side of the head.
Warcheka covers up after that shot from Vodkastov.
Warcheka grimaces as he takes a shot to the body.

Warcheka is rocked!
Vodkastov scoring with big shots to the body. Warcheka is looking for a way out. A despairing look towards the ref and the official steps in to stop the fight. Warcheka was obviously done but didn't want to tap out.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Vodkastov!
Vladimir Vodkastov is the new super heavyweight champion!