PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kim Kallstrom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thor Thor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kallstrom's entrance music is God Hates Us. A fine choice. Thor Thor told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Kallstrom
vs
Thor

178 cm
21
183 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

182 cm
28
199 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

Skin-Clothes Designing
ANABOLIC **160**

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kim Kallstrom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Thor Thor!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Emerson Jorge and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kallstrom scores with a decent looking hook.
Kallstrom misses with a looping left.
Thor avoids a punch combination nicely.
Thor closes the distance and clinches up with Kallstrom, looking for a takedown. Thor pushes Kallstrom against the cage but Kallstrom circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Kallstrom misses with a two punch combination.
Kallstrom misses with a two punch combination.
Thor fails with the takedown.
Thor scores with a sloppy right hand. Kallstrom should have avoided that one.

Thor closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Kallstrom's guard.
Thor sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Kallstrom's guard.
Thor uses his free foot to push down on Kallstrom's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Kallstrom.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thor with shots to the head and body - Kallstrom looks very uncomfortable down there.
Kallstrom sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

Thor maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Kallstrom could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Thor has cracked it and Kallstrom is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Thor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Thor Thor!
A very excited looking Thor Thor made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.