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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alexander Ratskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Sonofabeetch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ratskin comes to the cage accompanied by "Umbrella" with Lillasyster. Sonofabeetch has chosen the theme from the x files as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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270 lbs
15 - 6 - 0 |
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286 lbs
11 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Alexander Ratskin!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Sonofabeetch!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ratskin comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Sonofabeetch throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sonofabeetch takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
It looks like Harry Sonofabeetch has been cut.
Ratskin connects with a body shot that sends Sonofabeetch's belly button to the back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A decent looking cross lands there for Ratskin.
Ratskin connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Sonofabeetch's hands.
Ratskin feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Sonofabeetch sprawling to the canvas! Sonofabeetch rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Ratskin finish him?!
That has opened up Harry Sonofabeetch's cut even more.
Ratskin jabs at Sonofabeetch's body.
Sonofabeetch looks gassed!
Ratskin takes the fight into the clinch.
Ratskin lands a left hand.
The cut above Harry Sonofabeetch's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Ratskin is defending well against a takedown attempt.
A short body shot lands from Ratskin as the two fighters clinch.
Ratskin is stalling here.
Ratskin lands with a right to the head.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Sonofabeetch tries for a takedown but Ratskin manages to get underhooks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Sonofabeetch as Ratskin tries to tie him up.
Ratskin lands a nice uppercut.
Ratskin lands with a left to the head.
Ratskin lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sonofabeetch drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Ratskin gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Alexander Ratskin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Harry Sonofabeetch.
Good body shot from Ratskin.
Ratskin gets through Sonofabeetch's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Harry Sonofabeetch's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sonofabeetch drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Ratskin gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Ratskin taking a breather.
Ratskin scores with a shot to the side of Sonofabeetch's head.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Harry Sonofabeetch's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Alexander Ratskin!
Alexander Ratskin is the new heavyweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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