PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between That Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fleegle Bananasplits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bananasplits has chosen call to prayer as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Guy
vs
Bananasplits

180 cm
20
205 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

188 cm
30
212 lbs
21 - 16 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Fast

Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, That Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Fleegle Bananasplits!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guy is trying hard to land a takedown here. Bananasplits sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Guy misses with a takedown
and Bananasplits counters with a low kick, right behind Guy 's knee.
Guy misses with a takedown
and Bananasplits counters with an outside leg kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for That Guy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bananasplits lands with a hook. Guy tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Guy with a lazy takedown attempt
and Bananasplits counters with a head kick.
Bananasplits dips to his left and cracks Guy with an uppercut!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bananasplits scores with a shot to the body.
Guy is breathing heavily.
Bananasplits throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bananasplits lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bananasplits lands a leg kick that knocks Guy off balance momentarily.
Guy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bananasplits can pounce on him.
Nice jab there from Bananasplits.
Bananasplits throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bananasplits connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Guy's hands.
Nice body kick from Bananasplits.
Bananasplits fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Bananasplits dips to his left and cracks Guy with an uppercut!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bananasplits paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

Oooooh!!! Bananasplits has knocked Guy down with a huge combo! Bananasplits steps away and waves a wobbly Guy back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Guy is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bananasplits drops Guy with a big left hand! Guy is injured, injured bad! Bananasplits jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fleegle Bananasplits!
In his post fight interview, Fleegle Bananasplits gave a big smile as he said 'the prophet mohammed was a pedophile who married a 6 years old and and sex with her documented at 9years old..... pathetic pig scum'.