PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Corporal Punishment (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Draco Dragon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Punishment
vs
Dragon

205 cm
19
245 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

188 cm
18
185 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Excellent boxer
Intelligent

Counter striker
Tends to cut

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Corporal Punishment!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Draco Dragon!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Donald Grub and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Punishment tries a head kick but it misses.
Dragon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Punishment wants to clinch but Dragon slips to the side
and Dragon counters with a stiff right hand.
Punishment scores with a three punch combo!
Punishment tries to clinch up
and Dragon counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Punishment misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dragon has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Dragon there as he acknowledges the shot.
Punishment looks for the body kick but Dragon saw that one coming.
Dragon misses the shot to the body.
Dragon blocks a head kick by Punishment.
Dragon blocks a head kick by Punishment.
Punishment closes the distance but Dragon moves to the side
and Dragon counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dragon takes a swing at Punishment's ribcage but misses.
Punishment takes a swing at Dragon's ribcage but misses.
Punishment avoids the body shot from Dragon.
Punishment misses with a head kick.
Punishment misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dragon looks to score with a jab to the body but Punishment is just out of range.
Dragon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dragon misses with a shot to the body
and Punishment counters with a nice kick to the body.
Dragon misses the body punch
and Punishment counters with a big head kick but Dragon shrugs it off.
Punishment connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Punishment swinging wildly here.
Corporal Punishment seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Punishment misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dragon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dragon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Punishment was well out of range. Poor timing from Dragon.
Dragon takes a swing at Punishment's ribcage but misses.
Punishment tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Dragon connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dragon takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dragon blocks a head kick by Punishment.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Punishment. Dragon shrugs it off though.
Dragon circles away from the clinch attempt
and Dragon counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Punishment tries a head kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Punishment misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Punishment is breathing heavily.
Dragon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dragon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Punishment was well out of range. Poor timing from Dragon.
Punishment uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dragon.
Dragon looks to score with a jab to the body but Punishment is just out of range.
Dragon misses with a wild body shot.
Dragon misses the shot to the body.
Punishment throws a right and a left that Dragon avoids nicely.
Dragon misses with a wild body shot.
Dragon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Punishment moves away.
Punishment looks to clinch
and Dragon counters with a straight right hand.
Punishment throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Dragon's head.

It looks like Draco Dragon has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dragon misses with a body shot.
Punishment throws a nice looking combination but Dragon bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dragon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Punishment was well out of range. Poor timing from Dragon.
Dragon is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Punishment rather than just go for the knockout.
Punishment lands a nice looking kick to the body. Dragon takes a step back to recover.
Punishment tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dragon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Punishment moves away.
Dragon misses with a wild body shot.
Punishment tries to clinch up
and Dragon counters with a nice uppercut.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Dragon keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Punishment wants to clinch
and Dragon counters with a stiff right hand.
A slapping body kick lands there for Punishment.
Dragon moves out of range of the body kick from Punishment.
Dragon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Punishment moves away.
Punishment connects with a high kick.
Punishment wants to clinch
and Dragon connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dragon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dragon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Punishment manages to avoid it.
Dragon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Corporal Punishment is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Dragon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Punishment was well out of range. Poor timing from Dragon.
Punishment wants to clinch
and Dragon counters with a nice uppercut.
Punishment lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Punishment throws a head kick that misses.
Punishment tries to clinch but Dragon moves away
and Dragon cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Punishment looks to clinch
and Dragon counters with a stiff right hand.
A head kick misses from Punishment.
Dragon is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Punishment had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Punishment tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Dragon counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Punishment tries a head kick but it misses.
Punishment keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Punishment uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dragon.
Dragon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Punishment moves away.
Dragon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dragon just misses with a punch to the body.
Punishment with a hook.
Punishment doesn't manage to clinch there - Dragon circles away.
Dragon misses with a body shot.
Punishment wants to clinch but Dragon slips to the side
letting Dragon counter with a right hand.
Dragon blocks the body kick.
Dragon tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Dragon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dragon has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Punishment.
Punishment tries to clinch but Dragon moves away
and Dragon counters with a nice uppercut.
Sloppy strikes from Punishment. Those never looked like landing.
Punishment scores with a hook.
Punishment tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Dragon manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dragon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Punishment.
Dragon looks to score with a jab to the body but Punishment is just out of range.
Dragon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Punishment throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Punishment looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Punishment throws a sloppy head kick and Dragon moves out of range easily.
Dragon looks to score with a jab to the body but Punishment is just out of range.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Punishment. Dragon shrugs it off though.
Punishment moves to clinch but Dragon breaks away
letting Dragon counter with a right hand.
Punishment wants to land a leg kick but Dragon is out of range.
Dragon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Punishment lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Punishment.
Nice uppercut there from Punishment.
Dragon swats away the attempt to clinch by Punishment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Corporal Punishment dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Draco Dragon's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Punishment lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Dragon backs up against the cage.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dragon. Punishment does a little dance to reset his feet.
Punishment looks for the body kick but Dragon saw that one coming.
Punishment throws a head kick but Dragon moves out of range.
Dragon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dragon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Punishment manages to avoid it.
Punishment wants to clinch
letting Dragon counter with a right hand.
Punishment will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Punishment throws a right hand that Dragon ducks under and follows up with a left that Dragon also avoids with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Punishment throws a wild body kick that Dragon sees coming a mile off.
Punishment throws a head kick that misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dragon just misses with a punch to the body.
Dragon misses with a body punch
and Punishment counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Dragon looks to score with a jab to the body but Punishment is just out of range.
Punishment will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dragon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Punishment.
Punishment throws a sloppy head kick and Dragon moves out of range easily.
Dragon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Punishment was well out of range. Poor timing from Dragon.
Dragon takes a swing at Punishment's ribcage but misses.
Punishment tries to close the distance and clinch but Dragon swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dragon misses with a wild body shot.
Dragon misses the shot to the body.
Dragon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Punishment lands with a slapping head kick.
Dragon throws a body punch but Punishment moves out of range.
Corporal Punishment is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Punishment avoids the body shot from Dragon.
Punishment misses with a body kick.
Punishment keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dragon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Punishment manages to avoid it.
Punishment looks to clinch
and Dragon counters with a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Punishment avoids the body shot from Dragon.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Punishment fails to land with a series of punches.
Punishment throws a head kick that misses.
Dragon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Punishment.
Punishment keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Punishment lands a high kick!
Punishment wants to clinch
and Dragon counters with a straight right hand.
Punishment closes the distance looking to clinch
and Punishment takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Punishment looks to clinch
and Dragon cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Punishment does no damage.
Dragon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dragon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Punishment moves away.
Punishment scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Punishment pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Punishment takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dragon swings for the body but Punishment moves out of range.
Punishment throws a head kick but Dragon moves out of range.
Dragon looks to score with a jab to the body but Punishment is just out of range.
Punishment moves to clinch but Dragon breaks away
and Punishment takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dragon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Punishment misses with a body kick.
Dragon swings for the body but Punishment moves out of range.
Dragon looks to score with a jab to the body but Punishment is just out of range.
Punishment lands with a kick to the temple. Dragon shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Corporal Punishment is winning the standup battle so far.
Dragon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dragon looks to score with a jab to the body but Punishment is just out of range.
Dragon has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Punishment.
Dragon misses the shot to the body.
Dragon misses with a body shot.
Dragon just misses with a punch to the body.
Punishment misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dragon takes a swing at Punishment's ribcage but misses.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Dragon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Punishment.
Dragon lands a nice hook to Punishment's body. Punishment takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Punishment throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Punishment tries to grapple but his opponent circles
letting Dragon counter with a right hand.
Dragon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Punishment.
Dragon misses with a body punch
and Punishment counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Punishment looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Dragon looks to score with a jab to the body but Punishment is just out of range.
Dragon avoids the body shot from Punishment.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Punishment keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dragon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Punishment was well out of range. Poor timing from Dragon.
Dragon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Punishment was well out of range. Poor timing from Dragon.
Punishment keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dragon avoids the head kick by Punishment.
Punishment wants to clinch
and Dragon counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dragon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Punishment manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dragon. Punishment does a little dance to reset his feet.
Punishment closes the distance looking to clinch
and Dragon counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Dragon swings for the body but Punishment moves out of range.
Punishment throws a head kick that misses.
Dragon throws a body punch but Punishment moves out of range.
Dragon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dragon takes a swing at Punishment's ribcage but misses.
Punishment pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Punishment scores with a push kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dragon. Punishment does a little dance to reset his feet.
Punishment scores with a head kick.
Dragon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Punishment.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Dragon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Punishment was well out of range. Poor timing from Dragon.
Punishment tries to clinch up.
Punishment throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Punishment tries a head kick but it misses.
Dragon scores with a jab to the body.
Dragon blocks a head kick by Punishment.
Punishment avoids the body shot from Dragon.
Punishment misses with a head kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dragon swings for the body but Punishment moves out of range.
Punishment keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Corporal Punishment will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Draco Dragon's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Punishment motions for Dragon to come forward. Punishment throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Punishment throws a head kick that misses.
Dragon misses with a body shot.
Dragon avoids the head kick by Punishment.
Dragon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Punishment is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Dragon blocks a head kick by Punishment.
Punishment avoids the body shot from Dragon.
Dragon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dragon throws a predictable looking body shot
and Punishment counters with a big head kick but Dragon shrugs it off.
Dragon misses with a body punch
and Punishment counters with a head kick. That will keep Dragon thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dragon just misses with a punch to the body.
Punishment avoids the body shot from Dragon.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dragon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Punishment moves away.
Punishment misses with a body shot.
Dragon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Punishment moves away.
Dragon misses the shot to the body.
Dragon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Punishment manages to avoid it.
Punishment tries to clinch up
and Dragon counters with a nice uppercut.
Dragon avoids the head kick by Punishment.
Punishment throws a sloppy head kick and Dragon moves out of range easily.
Dragon swings for the body but Punishment moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Dragon misses
and Punishment counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Punishment uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dragon.
Dragon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Punishment moves away.
Dragon misses with a wild body shot.
Punishment throws a sloppy head kick and Dragon moves out of range easily.
Punishment is looking to clinch but Dragon is avoiding it.
Dragon misses with a body shot.
Dragon throws a body punch but Punishment moves out of range.
Punishment avoids the body shot from Dragon.
Punishment tries to clinch up
and Dragon counters with a stiff right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Punishment throws a head kick but Dragon moves out of range.
Dragon circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dragon throws a body punch but Punishment moves out of range.
Dragon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Punishment.
Punishment misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd cheers as Punishment lands an impressive looking overhand right. Dragon doesn't seem phased though.
Dragon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Punishment moves away.
A good leg kick by Punishment.
Punishment uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dragon.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Punishment swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dragon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dragon fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Punishment tries to clinch up.
Dragon misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Punishment counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dragon thinking.
Dragon throws a body punch but Punishment moves out of range.
Punishment swinging wildly here.
Punishment tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dragon throws a shot to the body.
Punishment throws a head kick but Dragon moves out of range.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Dragon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Punishment manages to avoid it.
Dragon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Punishment was well out of range. Poor timing from Dragon.
Punishment throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Punishment misses with an attempted mid kick.
Punishment gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Dragon cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dragon throws a body punch but Punishment moves out of range.
Punishment keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Punishment avoids the body shot from Dragon.
Dragon circles away from the clinch attempt
and Dragon connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Dragon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dragon circles away from the clinch attempt
and Dragon counters with a straight right hand.
Punishment throws a lazy body kick
and Dragon counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Punishment scores with a head kick. Dragon tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Punishment throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Dragon.
Punishment scores with a jab to the head.
Dragon looks to score with a jab to the body but Punishment is just out of range.
Punishment plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Dragon misses the shot to the body.
Punishment avoids the body shot from Dragon.
Dragon misses the shot to the body.
Punishment tries a head kick but it misses.
Punishment misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dragon lands with a nice body punch.
Punishment pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Punishment avoids the body shot from Dragon.
Punishment misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Punishment misses with a left hand
and Dragon cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Dragon misses with a body shot.
Dragon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Punishment moves away.
Dragon misses with a wild body shot.
Punishment throws a head kick that Dragon semi-blocks.
Dragon takes a swing at Punishment's ribcage but misses.
Dragon misses the body punch
and Punishment counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Punishment tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dragon looks to score with a jab to the body but Punishment is just out of range.
Dragon avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Punishment lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Dragon blocks a head kick by Punishment.
Punishment avoids the body shot from Dragon.
Punishment connects with the punch.
Dragon misses with a jab to the body
and Punishment counters with a head kick.
Dragon looks to score with a jab to the body but Punishment is just out of range.
Punishment misses with a head kick.
Punishment wants to clinch
and Dragon counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Punishment throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dragon.
Punishment wants to clinch but Dragon slips to the side
and Dragon counters with a stiff right hand.
Draco Dragon has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Corporal Punishment is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A head kick misses from Punishment.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Corporal Punishment.
Well Punishment has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:28
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Corporal Punishment!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Corporal Punishment waved his t-shirt featuring Physical Entertainment Development Supplements's logo in front of the cameras.