PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mattias Markstrom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Satriani (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Satriani is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Satch Boogie. Mattias Markstrom had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Markstrom
vs
Satriani

180 cm
30
170 lbs
9 - 10 - 0

180 cm
28
180 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mattias Markstrom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Joe Satriani!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Ryoma Takatsuka and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Satriani.
Markstrom is looking to clinch but Satriani is avoiding it.
Sloppy strikes from Markstrom. Those never looked like landing.
Satriani scores with a head kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Satriani misses with a head kick.
Satriani feints a jab and as Markstrom dips his head, Satriani unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Markstrom right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Markstrom falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Satriani smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Joe Satriani!
A very excited looking Joe Satriani rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.