PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ian Ballo Allo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Spurro Sparre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sparre has chosen Sexy and I Know It as his entrance music. Ian Ballo Allo could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Spurro Sparre's chin.

Ballo Allo
vs
Sparre

174 cm
19
190 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

200 cm
19
195 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

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Excellent MT
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ian Ballo Allo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Spurro Sparre!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Marco Blurström and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sparre thuds his right hand into Ballo Allo's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

It looks like Ian Ballo Allo has been cut.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ballo Allo lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sparre has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sparre and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Sparre misses with a double jab.
Sparre looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ballo Allo gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Sparre.
The fighters circle momentarily. Sparre darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jab from Ballo Allo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sparre throws a right hand that Ballo Allo ducks under and follows up with a left that Ballo Allo also avoids with ease.
Good shot there by Sparre.
Ballo Allo scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Sparre, as that shot connected.
Sparre bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Ballo Allo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sparre.
Ballo Allo thumps Sparre with a low kick.
Sparre punishes Ballo Allo's body with a nice straight punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ballo Allo tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sparre cracks Ballo Allo with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Ballo Allo misses with a leg kick.
Sparre wants to slow Ballo Allo down by chopping away at his legs.
Sparre lands with an uppercut that bounces Ballo Allo off the cage and back into range.

Ian Ballo Allo's cut is getting worse.
Ballo Allo moves out of range of the body kick from Sparre.
Ballo Allo chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Ballo Allo lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Sparre misses with a body shot.
Sparre lands with a nice body punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ballo Allo takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Sparre thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sparre misses with a wild body shot.
Sparre sizes up Ballo Allo with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ballo Allo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ballo Allo misses the shot to the body.
Sparre lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Ballo Allo scores with a crisp jab that stopped Sparre in his tracks.
Spurro Sparre seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sparre tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Ballo Allo is able to avoid easily.
Ballo Allo misses with a kick to the body.
Ballo Allo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sparre throws out the jab.
Ballo Allo throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sparre misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Ballo Allo counters with a head kick.
Ballo Allo fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Sparre is out of range.
Nice shot by Ballo Allo.

Sparre is rocked!
Ballo Allo throws a sloppy head kick and Sparre moves out of range easily.
Sparre is still on wobbly legs! Can Ballo Allo finish him?
Sparre has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A big right from Sparre misses.
Sparre seems to have recovered his senses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ballo Allo lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sparre has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sparre and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Sparre throws a body punch but Ballo Allo moves out of range.
Sparre tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ballo Allo was well out of range. Poor timing from Sparre.
Ballo Allo connects with an inside leg kick.
Ballo Allo throws a wild body kick that Sparre sees coming a mile off.
Ballo Allo throws a push kick but Sparre slaps the foot to one side.
Sparre lands with a good body shot.
A bone on bone clash there as Ballo Allo blocks the leg kick.
Sparre swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Ballo Allo.
Sparre tries to land a leg kick but Ballo Allo saw it coming and moves away.
Sparre tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ballo Allo was well out of range. Poor timing from Sparre.
Sparre lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ballo Allo circles away quickly and effectively.
Sparre lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Ballo Allo backs up against the cage.

Ian Ballo Allo's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ballo Allo with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Ballo Allo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sparre.
Sparre misses with the combination.
Ballo Allo tries a head kick but it misses.
Ballo Allo throws a leg kick but Sparre sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Sparre fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Ballo Allo checks it well.
A swing and a miss from Sparre.
Sparre throws a body punch but Ballo Allo moves out of range.
Sparre does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sparre takes a swing at Ballo Allo's ribcage but misses.
Sparre lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sparre. Ballo Allo does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Spurro Sparre dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ian Ballo Allo's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Sparre throws out a powerful jab.
Sparre is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Sparre misses with a body shot.
Spurro Sparre seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sparre cracks Ballo Allo with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Sparre takes a swing at Ballo Allo's ribcage but misses.
Ballo Allo misses with a low kick as Sparre jumps back.
Ballo Allo lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Sparre slips under a jab.
Sparre blocks the body kick.
Sparre tests Ballo Allo's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sparre takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Ballo Allo misses with a low kick.
Ballo Allo throws a head kick but Sparre moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sparre ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Sparre fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

Jeez, Ian Ballo Allo's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Ballo Allo misses with a body kick.
Sparre ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ballo Allo moves away.
Ballo Allo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sparre lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ian Ballo Allo's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Spurro Sparre!
After winning the bout, Spurro Sparre thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.