PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Sub Hero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wayne LePierre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hero kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Giant Squid - Panthalassa. Wayne LePierre has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Hero
vs
LePierre

164 cm
32
146 lbs
21 - 10 - 0

165 cm
27
146 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Fast

ACME-Blood Red Q158 Always $30
Perkele!

ACME-Blood Red Q158 Always $30
TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sub Hero!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Wayne LePierre!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Sergei Dronov and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hero avoids the body shot from LePierre.
Hero scores with a sloppy right hand. LePierre should have avoided that one.
Hero takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
LePierre works the jab nicely.
LePierre thuds a left hand into Hero's body.
LePierre throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
LePierre takes a shot right to the bread basket.
LePierre throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
LePierre will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
LePierre feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hero's calf.
Hero throws a hook but LePierre blocks it.
LePierre swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hero is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by LePierre.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hero. LePierre does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from LePierre. Hero does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hero takes a swing at LePierre's ribcage but misses.
LePierre misses with a right hand
and Hero counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
LePierre misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hero.
LePierre throws a body punch but Hero moves out of range.
LePierre on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Hero throws a looping overhand right but LePierre ducks down to avoid it.
A jab from Hero does it's job there.
Hero shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts LePierre as he jumps to the side.
LePierre looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
LePierre takes a swing at Hero's ribcage but misses.
Hero throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent LePierre stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A kick lands to the mid section there for LePierre.
LePierre is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Hero rather than just go for the knockout.
Hero loads up on a big right hand but LePierre slips the punch.
A chopping leg kick lands by LePierre.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hero throws an off balance right hand
and LePierre counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wayne LePierre is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
LePierre cracks a nice hook into Hero's ribs.
A lazy left from Hero finds it's target.
LePierre misses with a wild body shot.
Hero jabs LePierre to the body, keeping him at a distance.
LePierre scores with a spinning back kick!
LePierre lands a jab to the nose.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hero has a takedown stuffed.
LePierre looks to score with a jab to the body but Hero is just out of range.
LePierre takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Hero takes a kick to the side of the head.

Hero is rocked!
Hero swings for the body but LePierre moves out of range.
Oh Hero is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hero swings for the body but LePierre moves out of range.
Hero rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hero takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
LePierre lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Hero crumples to the floor! LePierre milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Wayne LePierre!
Wayne LePierre managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, ACME-Blood Red Q158 Always $30, into his post fight interview.