PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bo Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Muntz
vs
Jackson

182 cm
20
198 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

178 cm
24
185 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Nelson Muntz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bo Jackson!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Dillan Fox and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muntz lands a two punch combo.

It looks like Bo Jackson has been cut.
Jackson tries to clinch up but Muntz circles away and keeps his distance.
Muntz misses with a two punch combination.
Jackson wants to clinch up but Muntz keeps it at a distance.
Jackson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Muntz.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Muntz looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Jackson gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
A right hook to the body lands for Muntz.
Jackson working hard to break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz has had enough of the clinch but Jackson keeps him there for the moment.
Muntz taking a breather.
Jackson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Muntz tries to break free but Jackson pushes him back against the cage.
Jackson working hard to break the clinch.

Jackson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Muntz looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Muntz fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Muntz scores with a jab to the head.
Muntz misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muntz throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jackson throws a head kick that misses.
Jackson doesn't manage to clinch there - Muntz circles away.
A combination from Jackson does no damage.
Muntz misses with the combination.
Muntz lands with a hook. Jackson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Muntz circles away from the clinch attempt.
Muntz throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Muntz misses with the combination.
Jackson throws a right hand that Muntz ducks under and follows up with a left that Muntz also avoids with ease.
Muntz swats away the attempt to clinch by Jackson.
Jackson tries to clinch but Muntz is having none of it.
Jackson throws a head kick that misses.
Muntz keeps the fight on the outside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz swinging wildly here.
Muntz steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jackson.
Jackson throws an overhand right that lands on Muntz's shoulder, as Muntz tries to avoid the shot.
Jackson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Nelson Muntz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jackson shoots in but no luck this time.
Jackson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

Jackson gets a clinch.
Muntz is trying to break free.
Jackson can't break the clinch.
Jackson tries to break free but Muntz pushes him back against the cage.

Muntz pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jackson throws a series of punches but Muntz avoids them all with ease.
Muntz throws a right hand that Jackson ducks under and follows up with a left that Jackson also avoids with ease.
Muntz will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Muntz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jackson takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sloppy strikes from Muntz. Those never looked like landing.
Jackson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Nelson Muntz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Muntz swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jackson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Muntz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Muntz throws a series of punches but Jackson avoids them all with ease.
Muntz connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Muntz fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jackson tries to bum rush Muntz with a series of wild strikes but Muntz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nelson Muntz dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bo Jackson's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Jackson misses with a few strikes there.
Muntz looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A combination from Muntz does no damage.
Muntz throws a right and a left that Jackson avoids nicely.
Muntz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jackson throws out the jab.
Muntz throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jackson.
Nelson Muntz is winning the standup battle so far.
Jackson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jackson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Muntz will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Muntz just misses with a punch to the body.
Muntz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Muntz looks to land a combination but Jackson avoids it well.
Jackson tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Muntz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jackson misses with the combination.
Muntz throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz throws a series of punches but Jackson avoids them all with ease.
Jackson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Muntz.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Muntz misses with a double jab.
Muntz misses with a wild combination.
Jackson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jackson tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Muntz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Muntz swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Jackson counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Jackson manages to break the clinch.
Muntz tries to bum rush Jackson with a series of wild strikes but Jackson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jackson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Muntz throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Jackson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muntz displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Muntz swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jackson lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

It looks like Nelson Muntz has been cut.
Jackson is looking to clinch but Muntz is avoiding it.
Jackson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jackson wants to clinch up but Muntz keeps it at a distance.
Muntz dodges the punch combination from Jackson.
Muntz fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A right-left combo lands from Muntz.
Jackson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Muntz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jackson moves in looking to clinch but Muntz pushes him off.
Jackson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Muntz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jackson dodges the punch combination from Muntz.
Muntz lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackson tries to clinch but Muntz moves out of range.
Muntz scores with a three punch combo!
Jackson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Muntz avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jackson tries to clinch there but Muntz circles away.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Muntz throws a nice looking combination but Jackson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jackson on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jackson is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Danga de danga de dang - Muntz scores with a four punch combination!
Muntz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jackson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jackson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jackson slips a jab and a cross from Muntz.
Jackson tries to clinch there but Muntz circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muntz looks to land a combination but Jackson avoids it well.
Jackson wants to clinch.
Muntz goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Muntz will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Muntz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jackson.
Muntz stuffs the takedown.
Jackson doesn't manage to clinch there - Muntz circles away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Muntz misses with a double jab.
Muntz misses with a double jab.
Muntz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Muntz tries to bum rush Jackson with a series of wild strikes but Jackson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nelson Muntz dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Muntz throws a combination. Jackson tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Muntz swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Jackson counters by clinching up.

Muntz breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Muntz falls off balance throwing a combination
and Jackson counters with a one-two to the body.
Muntz tries to bum rush Jackson with a series of wild strikes but Jackson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Some wild striking there from Muntz.
Nelson Muntz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Some wild striking there from Muntz.
Jackson throws a head kick that misses.
Muntz avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Muntz scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jackson tries to clinch up.
Jackson tries to close the distance and clinch but Muntz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Muntz, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Muntz throws a right and a left that Jackson avoids nicely.
Muntz misses with a combination

and Jackson decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Muntz's guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Jackson looking to pass the guard.
Jackson wants to stand and escape but instead Muntz has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.

Jackson is working an open guard so Muntz takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jackson tries to clinch up but Muntz circles away and keeps his distance.
Jackson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Muntz scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Muntz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Muntz throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jackson.
Muntz comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

Jackson clinches up against the cage.
Jackson is trying to break free.
Jackson has had enough of the clinch but Muntz keeps him there for the moment.
Jackson tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jackson breaks from the clinch.
Muntz lands with an uppercut that bounces Jackson off the cage and back into range.
Muntz is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Muntz misses with a two punch combination.
Muntz misses with a series of wild punches.
Nelson Muntz is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jackson tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Muntz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jackson tries to close the distance and clinch but Muntz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Muntz misses with a body kick.
Jackson tries to clinch there but Muntz circles away.
Jackson throws the left hand but Muntz avoids the punch easily.
Muntz misses with a combination
and Jackson counters with a big head kick but Muntz shrugs it off.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muntz stalks Jackson and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Jackson's face. Jackson staggers backwards, shaken.
No joy there for Muntz, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jackson looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A punch combination from Muntz misses.
Muntz displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Jackson doesn't manage to clinch there - Muntz circles away.
Jackson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Muntz throws a series of punches but Jackson avoids them all with ease.
Some wild striking there from Muntz.
Jackson avoids a punch combination nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jackson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bo Jackson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Muntz dodges the punch combination from Jackson.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nelson Muntz showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Muntz, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nelson Muntz!
A victorious Nelson Muntz thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.