PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stash Kadowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hanzo Judo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kadowski's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Rammstein - Ohne Dich . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kadowski
vs
Judo

210 cm
24
288 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

200 cm
29
300 lbs
11 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

ADCC Champion
Good elbows
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Stash Kadowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hanzo Judo!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Patrick Alders and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Judo tries to clinch but fails miserably
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Judo changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Kadowski tries to avoid it but Judo manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Kadowski to the ground. Kadowski escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

Judo shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Kadowski holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Judo tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Kadowski wants to control but Judo is having none of it.
Judo misses with a head shot.
Judo has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kadowski is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Kadowski is trying to escape the mount.
Judo working Kadowski over with strikes here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kadowski is squirming around, avoiding Judo's attempts to control the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Judo thowing shots but they're missing.
Judo punching from mount but Kadowski doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Judo with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Judo wants to control the pace but Kadowski is squirming around nicely.
Judo tries to take his opponent's back but Kadowski turns with him and manages to move into guard on the top. Nice work.

Judo looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Kadowski has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kadowski won't allow Judo to sweep him here.

Judo is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Kadowski's corner is telling him to maintain position.

Judo had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Kadowski defends it easily.

Judo had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Kadowski defends it easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Judo is looking for a triangle but Kadowski pushes his legs off easily.

Judo working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Kadowski has passed into half guard!
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Judo is looking for a sweep. Kadowski is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Kadowski trying to mount his opponent but Judo defends it.
Judo is looking for a sweep. Kadowski is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Kadowski knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Judo on the ground.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Judo slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Judo is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Judo is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Kadowski blocking the ground and pound attempt from Judo.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Judo trying to mount his opponent but Kadowski defends it.
Kadowski tries to roll over but Judo keeps him under control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hanzo Judo dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Judo tries to clinch up.
Kadowski swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Judo.
Judo shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kadowski sprawls well. Kadowski wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Judo gets slowly back to his feet.
Kadowski's jab looks to have found its range, popping Judo under the eye.

It looks like Hanzo Judo has been cut.
Danga de danga de dang - Kadowski scores with a four punch combination!
Hanzo Judo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kadowski lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Kadowski.
Kadowski lands a nice hook to Judo's body. Judo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kadowski scores with a jab to the head.
Judo moves in looking to clinch but Kadowski pushes him off.
Kadowski lands a two punch combo.
Hanzo Judo is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A lazy left from Kadowski finds it's target.

That has opened up Hanzo Judo's cut even more.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Kadowski.
Judo is breathing heavily.
Judo chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kadowski can pounce on him.
Judo takes one to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Judo tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kadowski swivels and escapes.
Kadowski cracks Judo with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Kadowski scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

The cut above Hanzo Judo's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Judo takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Kadowski.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kadowski lands a lovely overhand right.
Kadowski scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Judo takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

Hanzo Judo's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Kadowski chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Judo takes one on the chin but seems OK.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Hanzo Judo's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Stash Kadowski!
Stash Kadowski looked relieved post fight as he said the following; '"some bitch he was talking to tried to offer me this piece of hydrogenated chocolate. What the fuck are these guys into? Give me some real chocolate. Real fighters eat real chocolate.”'.