PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between ZyD XyD Iii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and ZyD XyD Ix (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

XyD Iii
vs
XyD Ix

205 cm
20
285 lbs
8 - 0 - 0

176 cm
20
160 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Knockout power

TITAN
Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, ZyD XyD Iii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, ZyD XyD Ix!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Albert Achterberg and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
XyD Iii scoring well with a low kick there.
XyD Ix misses with a low kick.
XyD Ix wants to clinch up but XyD Iii keeps it at a distance.
XyD Iii thuds his shin into the meat of XyD Ix's side.
XyD Iii throws a leg kick
and XyD Ix counters with an inside leg kick.
XyD Ix throws a body kick that misses.
XyD Iii thumps XyD Ix with a low kick.
XyD Ix tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
XyD Iii throws a head kick that misses.
XyD Ix wants to slow XyD Iii down by chopping away at his legs.
XyD Ix misses with a low kick as XyD Iii jumps back.
XyD Iii blocks a leg kick.
XyD Ix lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
XyD Ix lands a leg kick that knocks XyD Iii off balance momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
XyD Ix misses with a body kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from XyD Ix lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and XyD Iii has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from XyD Iii and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
XyD Iii on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
XyD Ix throws a leg kick but XyD Iii sees it coming and checks it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
XyD Ix misses with a leg kick.
XyD Ix swings away with a leg kick that misses.
XyD Ix lands with a kick to the temple. XyD Iii shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
XyD Ix throws a front kick aimed at XyD Iii's knee but XyD Iii avoids it well.
XyD Ix thumps XyD Iii with a low kick.
XyD Iii blocks the body kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from XyD Iii lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and XyD Ix has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from XyD Ix and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
XyD Iii finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
XyD Ix fakes a jab and throws a low kick but XyD Iii checks it well.
XyD Ix misses with a low kick.
XyD Ix throws a quick inside leg kick.
Good leg kick by XyD Iii there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
XyD Ix lands with a nice body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
XyD Ix buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
XyD Ix misses with a wild body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
XyD Iii throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A nice inside leg kick there by XyD Ix. That's going to slow XyD Iii down.
XyD Iii misses with a head kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - XyD Ix looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A clash of legs there as XyD Iii blocks the low kick.
XyD Ix cracks the inside of XyD Iii's front leg.
XyD Iii throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
XyD Ix feints and then cracks XyD Iii's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow XyD Iii down.
XyD Ix misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
XyD Ix dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on XyD Iii. That did some damage!
A clash of legs there as XyD Ix blocks the low kick.
XyD Ix just misses with a punch to the body.
XyD Ix thumps XyD Iii with a low kick.

XyD Ix has closed the distance and engaged XyD Iii in a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
XyD Ix creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through XyD Iii's defenses.

It looks like ZyD XyD Iii has been cut.
XyD Ix stalls.
XyD Ix throws an elbow but it misses.
XyD Iii is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
XyD Iii on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
XyD Iii throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
With the fighters up against the cage, XyD Iii throws an elbow but misses.
XyD Iii creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
XyD Iii throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
XyD Ix lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, XyD Ix throws an elbow but misses.
XyD Iii dodges an elbow strike from XyD Ix.
XyD Iii throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
XyD Iii pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
XyD Iii blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
XyD Iii pushes off an throws an elbow but XyD Ix leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
XyD Iii looking to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
XyD Iii pushes off an throws an elbow but XyD Ix leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
XyD Ix looks to throw an elbow but misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, XyD Iii throws an elbow but misses.
XyD Ix is trying to maintain a safe position but XyD Iii gets an underhook and turns XyD Ix into the cage.
XyD Ix comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
XyD Iii looks to throw an elbow but misses.
XyD Ix is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on XyD Ix - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
XyD Ix scores with a shoulder strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
XyD Ix throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
XyD Iii lands an elbow inside that XyD Ix shrugs off.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
XyD Iii letting XyD Ix take a breather here.
XyD Ix creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through XyD Iii's defenses.

ZyD XyD Iii's cut is getting worse.
XyD Iii throws an elbow but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

ZyD XyD Ix dominated that round.
The cut man is working on ZyD XyD Iii's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

XyD Ix takes a swing at XyD Iii's ribcage but misses.
XyD Ix checks a leg kick.
A clash of legs there as XyD Ix blocks the low kick.
XyD Ix pulls out of a head kick attempt.
XyD Iii thows a body kick. XyD Ix tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as XyD Ix checks a leg kick.
XyD Ix tries to land a leg kick but XyD Iii saw it coming and moves away.
XyD Ix pulls out of a head kick attempt.
XyD Ix fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
XyD Ix connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
XyD Ix throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
XyD Iii misses with a body shot.
XyD Ix throws a nice outside leg kick.
XyD Iii tries to score with a low kick but XyD Ix moves his leg out of the way.
XyD Ix tries to score with a low kick but XyD Iii moves his leg out of the way.
XyD Iii thumps XyD Ix with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
XyD Iii chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before XyD Ix can pounce on him.
XyD Ix swings away with a leg kick that misses.
XyD Iii throws a leg kick but XyD Ix moved away.
XyD Ix shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
XyD Ix tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
XyD Ix misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
ZyD XyD Ix seems to be getting the better of the standup.
XyD Iii throws a body kick that misses.
XyD Ix is looking to score with low kicks.
XyD Ix throws a half hearted mid kick.
XyD Iii moves out of range of the body kick from XyD Ix.
XyD Iii does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
XyD Ix attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
XyD Iii throws a leg kick
and XyD Ix counters with a leg kick.
XyD Ix delivers a nice body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
XyD Ix throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
XyD Ix lands a high kick!
XyD Iii misses with a head kick.
XyD Iii stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from XyD Ix.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

XyD Ix instigates a clinch.
XyD Iii misses with an elbow over the top.
XyD Ix throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
XyD Ix holding his opponent close, against the cage.
XyD Ix lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

ZyD XyD Iii's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
XyD Ix lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
XyD Ix pushes off an throws an elbow but XyD Iii leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
XyD Iii misses with an elbow strike.
XyD Iii takes an elbow to the temple.

Jeez, ZyD XyD Iii's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
XyD Ix lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at ZyD XyD Iii's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). ZyD XyD Ix!
A very excited looking ZyD XyD Ix made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.