PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Severus Serial Killer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Old John Robbins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Serial Killer kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Fury of the storm by DRAGONFORCE. Old John Robbins is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Serial Killer
vs
John Robbins

210 cm
25
277 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
26
235 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Severus Serial Killer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Old John Robbins!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Robbins tries to clinch there but Serial Killer circles away.
Serial Killer tries a head kick but it misses.
Robbins misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Severus Serial Killer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Serial Killer fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Robbins.
Robbins throws a right and a left that both miss.
Serial Killer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Serial Killer scores with a head kick.
Robbins walks forward, straight into a front kick from Serial Killer.
Serial Killer changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Serial Killer scores with a jab to the body.
Serial Killer works over Robbins's head and body with a nice combination.
A head kick misses from Serial Killer.
Good shot there by Serial Killer.
Serial Killer throws a head kick that misses.
Robbins takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Serial Killer is looking to score with low kicks.
Robbins takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Robbins fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Serial Killer connects with a solid leg kick.
Robbins shoots in for a takedown but Serial Killer shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Severus Serial Killer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Old John Robbins.
Robbins takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Serial Killer scores with a three punch combo!
Serial Killer lands with a nice combination. Robbins backs away looking to recover.
Serial Killer displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Robbins.
Serial Killer throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Robbins's head.
Serial Killer buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Serial Killer scores with a body shot.
Good leg kick by Serial Killer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Serial Killer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Robbins looks gassed!
Serial Killer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Robbins is looking to clinch.
Serial Killer wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Robbins tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Robbins stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Serial Killer.
Serial Killer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A nice leg kick lands there from Serial Killer.
Robbins on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

Robbins closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Serial Killer's guard.
Serial Killer on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Serial Killer tries to get out of the position.
Serial Killer is looking to sweep but instead, Robbins has passed into half guard.
Serial Killer pushes Robbins off looking to stand but Robbins dives back in and keeps control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Serial Killer knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Robbins on the ground.
Serial Killer is looking for a sweep. Robbins is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Robbins is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Serial Killer has managed to free his arm - good work.
Serial Killer tries to get to full guard but Robbins has control of the leg.
Robbins seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Serial Killer does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Serial Killer pushes Robbins off looking to stand but Robbins dives back in and keeps control.
Serial Killer tries to roll over but Robbins keeps him under control.
Serial Killer is looking to escape.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Robbins in particular looking to stall.
Serial Killer is trying to stand back up but Robbins is controlling him
Serial Killer controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

Robbins shoots in and gets a takedown into Serial Killer's guard.
Serial Killer keeping moving, preventing Robbins from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Serial Killer seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Robbins is pushing down on Serial Killer's leg trying to pass to half guard. Serial Killer is fighting to maintain full guard but Robbins has managed to sneak the leg through.
Serial Killer is trying to stand up here but Robbins is controlling him well.
Robbins is looking to take a break and control but Serial Killer is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Serial Killer throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Robbins wants to free his trapped foot but Serial Killer is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Serial Killer is trying to get back to full guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Robbins trying to pass the guard but Serial Killer defending well.
Serial Killer tries to roll over but Robbins keeps him under control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Severus Serial Killer dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Robbins fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Serial Killer is looking to wear down Robbins with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Robbins fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Serial Killer throws a leg kick which misses Robbins's front leg but catches the back leg as Robbins tries to avoid it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Serial Killer.
Serial Killer lands a right hook to the body.
Robbins throws a lazy right hand but Serial Killer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Robbins tries for a takedown but Serial Killer sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Severus Serial Killer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Old John Robbins.
Robbins fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Severus Serial Killer is winning the standup battle so far.
Robbins shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Robbins on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Old John Robbins is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Serial Killer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Serial Killer lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Robbins is breathing heavily.
Serial Killer lands a two punch combo.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Serial Killer throws a head kick but Robbins moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Serial Killer lands a high kick!
Serial Killer lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Robbins changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Serial Killer tries to avoid it but Robbins manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Serial Killer to the ground. Serial Killer escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Serial Killer throws a sloppy head kick and Robbins moves out of range easily.
Robbins's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A shot to the liver by Serial Killer. Beautiful body shot.
Robbins shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Serial Killer defends it nicely.
Serial Killer lands with a kick to the temple. Robbins shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Serial Killer throws a head kick that half lands.
Serial Killer lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Serial Killer lands a body shot.
Serial Killer connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Robbins momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Serial Killer scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Serial Killer throws a series of punches but Robbins moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Serial Killer scoring well with a low kick there.
Serial Killer cracks the inside of Robbins's front leg.
Serial Killer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Robbins has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Serial Killer keeps Robbins at a distance using the push kick.
Serial Killer scores with a hook to the body. Robbins takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Serial Killer moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Serial Killer lands a head kick. Robbins smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Robbins takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Serial Killer buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Serial Killer plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Serial Killer thuds his shin into the meat of Robbins's side.
Serial Killer defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Robbins.
Serial Killer connects with a solid leg kick.
Serial Killer looks to land a combination. Robbins sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Serial Killer lands a head kick. Robbins smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Serial Killer turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Serial Killer.
Robbins is trying hard to land a takedown here. Serial Killer sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
A nice leg kick lands there from Serial Killer.
Serial Killer is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Serial Killer scores with a head kick.
Severus Serial Killer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Serial Killer lands a jab to Robbins's midsection.
Serial Killer connects with an inside leg kick.
Serial Killer lands with a right hand.
Robbins shoots for a takedown but Serial Killer saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Serial Killer goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Serial Killer scores with a head kick.
Robbins takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Robbins shoots in but Serial Killer avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Serial Killer throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Robbins avoids the head kick by Serial Killer.
Serial Killer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Robbins can do to turn this around?
Serial Killer fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Robbins.
Robbins takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Serial Killer connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Serial Killer throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Robbins.
Serial Killer keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Horrible takedown by Robbins or perhaps it was just good defense by Serial Killer which made him look bad.
A chopping leg kick lands by Serial Killer.
Serial Killer connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Robbins.
Serial Killer fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Severus Serial Killer dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Robbins chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Serial Killer can pounce on him.
Serial Killer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Robbins has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Serial Killer with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Serial Killer cracks the inside of Robbins's front leg.
Robbins tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Robbins blocks a head kick by Serial Killer.
A head kick from Serial Killer lands but Robbins takes it in his stride.
Serial Killer throws a quick inside leg kick.
Serial Killer connects with a body shot.
Serial Killer leaves Robbins with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
A shot to the liver by Serial Killer. Beautiful body shot.
Serial Killer slaps away a takedown attempt from Robbins, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Robbins takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Serial Killer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Robbins. That did some damage!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Serial Killer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Serial Killer lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Serial Killer cracks the inside of Robbins's front leg.
Robbins tries to clinch up.
Serial Killer thumps Robbins with a low kick.
Serial Killer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Robbins. That did some damage!
Robbins takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Robbins blocks a head kick by Serial Killer.
Serial Killer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Robbins has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Serial Killer lands with a thumping leg kick.
Serial Killer connects with an inside leg kick.
Serial Killer lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That kick from Serial Killer tenderised Robbins's leg. Robbins is trying to keep his angry face on.
Serial Killer throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Robbins stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Serial Killer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Serial Killer wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Robbins.
Severus Serial Killer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Old John Robbins.
Serial Killer throws a head kick that half lands.
Serial Killer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Robbins is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Serial Killer fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Robbins.
Robbins looks for a takedown but Serial Killer sprawls well.
Serial Killer connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Serial Killer scoring well with a low kick there.
Serial Killer lands a high kick!
Serial Killer catches Robbins with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Serial Killer stuffs the takedown.
Serial Killer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Robbins looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Serial Killer throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Robbins takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Serial Killer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A slapping leg kick lands for Serial Killer.
Robbins takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Robbins fails with a takedown attempt.
Robbins takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A nice leg kick lands there from Serial Killer.
Serial Killer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Serial Killer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Robbins. That did some damage!
Robbins takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Serial Killer displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Robbins fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Serial Killer lands a high kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Robbins on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Serial Killer. Serial Killer obviously looking to wear him down.
Serial Killer closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Nice body punch from Serial Killer.
A nice leg kick lands there from Serial Killer.

Robbins fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Serial Killer sprawls well initially but Robbins persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Serial Killer wants to stand back up but Robbins manages to pass into side control.
Serial Killer gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Serial Killer keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Old John Robbins has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Severus Serial Killer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Serial Killer tries to hold on but Robbins postures up.

And that's the end of the fight!
Severus Serial Killer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Serial Killer, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Severus Serial Killer!
After winning the bout, Severus Serial Killer thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.