PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Erik Lehnsherr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffrey Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lehnsherr's entrance music is PURE EVIL!. A fine choice. Lebowski is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: VHB - Freedom Fighter. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lehnsherr
vs
Lebowski

210 cm
27
278 lbs
8 - 8 - 1

201 cm
24
280 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Fast

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Erik Lehnsherr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jeffrey Lebowski!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Tarja Halkonen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lehnsherr throws an overhand right that lands on Lebowski's shoulder, as Lebowski tries to avoid the shot.
Lehnsherr on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Lebowski rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lehnsherr moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lebowski keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lebowski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lebowski misses with a right hand
and Lehnsherr counters with a series of strikes. Lebowski will be more careful next time no doubt.
Lehnsherr defending well as Lebowski loads up on a big left hand.
Lehnsherr misses with a two punch combination.
Lehnsherr throws a right and a left that Lebowski avoids nicely.
A big right from Lehnsherr misses.
Lebowski is looking to land body kicks.
Lehnsherr lands a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lehnsherr throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lehnsherr has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lebowski.
Lebowski tries to work over Lehnsherr's front leg with a kick but Lehnsherr checks it.
Lehnsherr slips a jab and a cross from Lebowski.
Lebowski goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Lehnsherr throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Lebowski counters with a left to the body.
Lehnsherr bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lehnsherr throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lehnsherr swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lehnsherr is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Lehnsherr misses with a body shot.
Jeffrey Lebowski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lehnsherr misses with a looping right.
Lebowski scores with a jab to the jaw.
Lehnsherr on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lehnsherr takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Lehnsherr throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Lebowski counters with a right hand to the body.
Lebowski misses with a right hand
enabling Lehnsherr to counter with a crisp jab.
Lebowski lands with a good body shot.
Lehnsherr is breathing heavily.
Lebowski feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lehnsherr's calf.
Lebowski slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Lehnsherr takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Lebowski misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lehnsherr steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lebowski.
Lehnsherr on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Lehnsherr takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Lebowski thuds his right hand into Lehnsherr's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lebowski fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Lehnsherr takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Lebowski swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A nice combination there by Lebowski.

It looks like Erik Lehnsherr has been cut.
Lebowski lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lebowski connects with a leg kick. Lehnsherr looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Lebowski swings for the body but Lehnsherr moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski misses with a series of wild punches.
Lebowski misses with an uppercut.
Lebowski cracks Lehnsherr with a right hand to the side of the head.
Lebowski closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Lehnsherr stuffs the takedown attempt from Lebowski. Lebowski gets slowly back to his feet.
Lebowski fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lehnsherr has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lebowski moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lebowski connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Lehnsherr's hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeffrey Lebowski dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Erik Lehnsherr's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Lebowski ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Lebowski lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Lehnsherr at a distance.
Lebowski throws a jab but it's blocked by Lehnsherr.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lebowski lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Lebowski lands a right hook to the body.
Lehnsherr has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Lehnsherr there as he acknowledges the shot.
Lehnsherr stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lebowski.

Lebowski throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Lehnsherr stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Lebowski follows into mount!

Lehnsherr is rocked!
Lebowski postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Lehnsherr badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Lebowski around the waist but Lebowski pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Lebowski is the winner by TKO! Lebowski jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jeffrey Lebowski!
Our winner, Jeffrey Lebowski, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.