PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Helge Fossmo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uncle Nasty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fossmo comes into the arena with Helge Fossmo predikar blaring out of the sound system. Nasty is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Deftones- welcome to the butcher. This should be fireworks!

Fossmo
vs
Nasty

203 cm
20
300 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

200 cm
25
286 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Knockout Nutrition (150Q $25)
Knockout Nutrition (150Q $25)

Knockout Nutrition (150Q $25)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Helge Fossmo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Uncle Nasty!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nasty throws a series of punches but Fossmo moves out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Fossmo fails with the takedown.
Nasty misses with a few strikes there.
Fossmo fails to land the takedown.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Nasty.
Nasty fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fossmo manages to avoid it.
Nasty moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Nasty changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nasty keeps the fight on the outside.
Fossmo closes this distance looking for a takedown but Nasty circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Helge Fossmo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fossmo shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Nasty as he jumps to the side.

Fossmo rushes Nasty and presses him up against the cage.

Fossmo breaks from the clinch.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Nasty enables Fossmo to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Nasty manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Nasty has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Fossmo can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Fossmo stands up from Nasty's guard - Fossmo perhaps looking for a knockout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Horrible takedown by Fossmo or perhaps it was just good defense by Nasty which made him look bad.
Fossmo fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Nasty avoids it really well and circles away.
Nasty takes a swing at Fossmo's ribcage but misses.
Nasty scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fossmo doesn't seem bothered though.
Nasty fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nasty tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fossmo was well out of range. Poor timing from Nasty.
Nasty swats away the attempt to clinch by Fossmo.
No luck for Fossmo with that takedown attempt.
A jab lands there for Nasty.
Fossmo tries for a takedown but Nasty sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Fossmo shoots in and drives through. Nasty sprawls well.
Nasty stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Nasty wants it to stay on the feet.
Nasty shoots for a double leg takedown but Fossmo sprawls well. He's pushed Nasty's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Fossmo closes the distance and pushes Nasty back into the cage.
A short right from Fossmo on the inside.
Nasty looking for a takedown.
Fossmo working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fossmo misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fossmo misses with a punch on the inside.
Nasty's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

It looks like Uncle Nasty has been cut.
A short uppercut from Fossmo.
Fossmo misses with the head strike.
Nasty blocking some punches.

Fossmo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Nasty gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.

Nasty looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fossmo drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Fossmo jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Fossmo preventing the sweep.
Fossmo with a flurry of punches that miss.

Fossmo drops back looking for a leg! Nasty is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Nasty manages to kick Fossmo off! Fossmo jumps back into Nasty's guard.
Nasty working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Fossmo.

Nasty throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Fossmo drops back looking for a leg! Nasty is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Nasty manages to kick Fossmo off! Fossmo jumps back into Nasty's guard.
Fossmo trying to control but Nasty is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fossmo throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Nasty works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Fossmo is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Nasty is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Nasty is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Fossmo is controlling him.
Fossmo throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

Nasty is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Fossmo defends well.

Fossmo drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Fossmo jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Fossmo is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Fossmo throws a big elbow that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Helge Fossmo dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Uncle Nasty's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Fossmo shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Nasty takes a swing at Fossmo's ribcage but misses.
Nasty lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Nasty is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Fossmo rather than just go for the knockout.
Nasty scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fossmo doesn't seem bothered though.
Nasty takes a swing at Fossmo's ribcage but misses.
A big right from Nasty misses.

Fossmo takes the fight into the clinch.
Fossmo lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Nasty looking for a takedown.
Nasty is looking to take this one to the mat.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Fossmo.
Fossmo lands a hook that snaps the head of Nasty backwards.
Fossmo lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fossmo lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Fossmo's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Nasty gets caught flat footed, as Fossmo shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Nasty keeping moving, preventing Fossmo from controlling successfully.
Fossmo throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Nasty works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Fossmo gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Nasty swings for the body but Fossmo moves out of range.
Fossmo avoids the body shot from Nasty.
Nasty throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nasty shoots in for a takedown but Fossmo shows good takedown defense.
Helge Fossmo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Uncle Nasty.
Fossmo doesn't manage to clinch there - Nasty circles away.
Nasty defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Fossmo.
Nasty lands a nice hook to Fossmo's body. Fossmo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Nasty enables Fossmo to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Nasty manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nasty working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Fossmo.

Fossmo drops back looking for a leg! Nasty is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Nasty manages to kick Fossmo off! Fossmo jumps back into Nasty's guard.

Fossmo gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A left lands for Nasty.
Nasty just misses with a punch to the body.
Fossmo shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Nasty defends it nicely.
Nasty lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Fossmo will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Fossmo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Nasty throws out the jab.
Nasty misses with a body shot.
Fossmo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Helge Fossmo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nasty ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Fossmo fails with a takedown attempt.
Fossmo shoots for a double leg takedown but Nasty sprawls well. He's pushed Fossmo's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Nasty lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Nasty misses with a body shot.
Nasty scores with a jab to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fossmo defending well as Nasty loads up on a big left hand.
Fossmo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A telegraphed right hand from Nasty misses the target.

Fossmo closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Nasty to the mat! Nasty manages to get full guard.

Nasty looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Nasty looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Fossmo drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Fossmo jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Fossmo is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Fossmo won't allow Nasty to sweep him here.

Fossmo is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Fossmo stands up from Nasty's guard - Fossmo perhaps looking for a knockout.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Nasty tries to sprawl but Fossmo drives through with a takedown into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fossmo is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Nasty!
Fossmo unloads with some shots from mount but Nasty bucks and avoids them well.
Nasty tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Nasty is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Nasty trying desperately to get to his feet.

Fossmo looking for a guillotine from mount but Nasty is having none of it.
Fossmo throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Fossmo jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Nasty manages to avoid the submission attempt.

Fossmo is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Nasty knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Helge Fossmo dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Uncle Nasty's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Nasty just misses with a punch to the body.
A jab lands there for Nasty.

Fossmo shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Fossmo showed some decent athleticism there.

Fossmo in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Nasty tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Fossmo!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Helge Fossmo!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Helge Fossmo made sure he mentioned Knockout Nutrition (150Q $25), along with how happy he was to win his fight.