PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jack Tequila (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bill Paroni (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Tequila might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Skank - Jackie Tequila. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Tequila
vs
Paroni

180 cm
23
179 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

188 cm
25
180 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jack Tequila!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bill Paroni!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Edson Gomes and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
That kick from Tequila tenderised Paroni's leg. Paroni is trying to keep his angry face on.
Tequila takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Tequila looks to land a body kick but Paroni moved away.
Tequila fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Paroni uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tequila.
Tequila throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tequila lands with a good body shot.
Tequila misses with a body shot.
Paroni takes a jab right on the kisser.
Tequila avoids the body shot from Paroni.
Paroni avoids the body shot from Tequila.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tequila missing with a left hand there. Paroni was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Paroni avoids the body shot from Tequila.
Tequila throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Paroni throws a body kick that misses.
Paroni throws a push kick but Tequila slaps the foot to one side.
Paroni with a nice cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tequila lands with a cross.
Paroni scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tequila doesn't seem bothered though.
Tequila connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
An inside leg kick lands from Tequila.
Tequila moves out of range of the body kick from Paroni.
Tequila throws a leg kick that is checked
and Paroni counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Paroni avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Paroni lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A slapping body kick lands there for Paroni.
Paroni blocks a low kick nicely.
Paroni closes the distance but Tequila moves to the side
and Tequila counters with a straight right hand.
Tequila keeps the fight on the outside.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Paroni.
Paroni looks to land a body kick but Tequila moved away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tequila moves out of range as Paroni throws a body kick.
Paroni misses with a head kick.
Tequila closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Paroni thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Tequila if he has to take too many more of those.
Paroni misses with a body kick.
Paroni lands a nice looking body kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Tequila.
Paroni scores with a spinning back kick!
Tequila just misses with a punch to the body.
A slapping body kick lands there for Paroni.
Tequila throws a nice outside leg kick.
Paroni swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Tequila counters with a straight right hand.
Tequila takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Paroni tries to clinch
and Tequila counters with a nice leg kick.
Paroni looks gassed!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body kick from Paroni.
Paroni misses with a body kick.
Paroni throws a push kick but Tequila slaps the foot to one side.
Tequila thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Paroni if he has to take too many more of those.
A lazy body kick from Paroni
enabling Tequila to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Bill Paroni has been cut.
Bill Paroni seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Paroni on the wrong end of a nice hook.

Paroni is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tequila finds Paroni's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Paroni flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Tequila lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Paroni will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jack Tequila!
Jack Tequila is the new welterweight champion!
A relieved looking Jack Tequila thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.