PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tony Rosholt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bastard has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Rosholt
vs
Bastard

195 cm
26
280 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

225 cm
28
288 lbs
16 - 10 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Fearless Systems Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tony Rosholt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Big Bastard!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Ackerman and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bastard fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bastard shoots for a double leg takedown but Rosholt sprawls well. He's pushed Bastard's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bastard tries to clinch up.
Bastard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rosholt.
Bastard looks gassed!
Bastard shoots in looking for a takedown. Rosholt tries to sprawl out of it but Bastard keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Rosholt manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Bastard closes the distance and clinches up with Rosholt, looking for a takedown. Bastard pushes Rosholt against the cage but Rosholt circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Tony Rosholt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Big Bastard.
Bastard takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A punch lands to the side of Bastard 's head but he takes it in his stride.

Rosholt drops Bastard with a right and a left! Rosholt comes rushing in but Bastard regains his composure and manages to keep Rosholt in guard.

Bastard is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Rosholt loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Bastard is still in real trouble! Can Rosholt finish him?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rosholt stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bastard swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Rosholt works over Bastard with some ground and pound from guard.
Rosholt passes into half guard.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rosholt missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Bastard is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Rosholt scores with a couple of nice shots.
Ground and pound from Rosholt.

Rosholt is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Bastard defends it well.
Rosholt thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bastard's head.
Rosholt working Bastard over with strikes.
Rosholt unloads with some huge strikes here! Bastard is out! Rosholt wins by brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Tony Rosholt!
After the big win, Tony Rosholt made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors 160! - Sale! and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.