PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Fitch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fitch has chosen Till I Collapse- Eminem as his entrance music. Ron Jeremy could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jon Fitch's chin.

Jeremy
vs
Fitch

180 cm
25
175 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
19
180 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jon Fitch!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Ian Loll and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fitch lands a really nice looking cross but Jeremy seems unphased.

It looks like Ron Jeremy has been cut.
The fighters circling - Fitch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jeremy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Fitch lands a right hook to the body.
Jeremy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fitch stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Jeremy ducks under a wild hook from Fitch.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jeremy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fitch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jeremy moves away from the strike by Fitch.
Jeremy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jeremy throws a hook but Fitch avoids it easily.
Jeremy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jeremy looks to land a right hand but Fitch moved out of range.
Jeremy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fitch fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fitch avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Jeremy slips a jab from Fitch.
Fitch throws an overhand right that lands on Jeremy's shoulder, as Jeremy tries to avoid the shot.
Fitch misses with a double jab.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Jeremy.
Jeremy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jeremy throws a leg kick but Fitch sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Fitch blocks a low kick nicely.
Fitch swings for the body but Jeremy moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fitch waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jeremy.
Jeremy fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Fitch avoids it really well and circles away.
Fitch connects with a single shot there.
Fitch throws a lazy right hand but Jeremy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fitch might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Fitch moves in looking to clinch but Jeremy pushes him off.
Fitch throws a jab but it's blocked by Jeremy.
Fitch cracks Jeremy with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Fitch misses with a looping right.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jeremy slips under a jab.
Nice cross by Fitch.
Jon Fitch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a push kick but Fitch slaps the foot to one side.
Jeremy throws a head kick but Fitch moves out of range.
Jeremy misses with a head kick.

Jeremy scores with a takedown into Fitch's guard.
Jeremy throws an elbow that misses. Fitch uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Jeremy's guard. Nice move by Fitch!
Fitch wants to control from the top but Jeremy keeps moving.
Fitch pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jeremy is keeping the position for now.
Fitch must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Jeremy throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.

Jeremy looking for a guillotine here but Fitch defends easily.
Fitch controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Jeremy working for a triangle but Fitch defends it easily.
Fitch postures up and lands a big shot to Jeremy's brow.
Fitch passes Jeremy's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fitch is trying to control the action in half guard but Jeremy is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Jeremy slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Fitch wants to stand but Jeremy has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Jeremy has his foot on Fitch's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Fitch works his way back into a safe position though.
Fitch trying to control the position from guard on top but Jeremy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jon Fitch dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ron Jeremy's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Jeremy thows a body shot but no joy.
Jeremy misses with a hook. Fitch ducked under it nicely.
Jeremy throws a looping overhand right but Fitch ducks down to avoid it.
Fitch throws a hook but Jeremy blocks it.
Fitch slaps away a takedown attempt from Jeremy, before circling back to the center of the mat.
A head kick misses from Jeremy.
Fitch misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jeremy.
Fitch throws a good cross that connects.
Jeremy tries a head kick but it misses.
Fitch wants to clinch up but Jeremy keeps it at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fitch misses with a hook. Jeremy ducked under it nicely.
Jon Fitch seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A telegraphed right hand from Fitch misses the target.
Fitch misses with a straight left.
Jeremy takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The fighters circling - Fitch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fitch blocks a head kick by Jeremy.
Jeremy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fitch was well out of range. Poor timing from Jeremy.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jeremy. Fitch does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jeremy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fitch was well out of range. Poor timing from Jeremy.
Fitch lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Jeremy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Fitch.
Jeremy just misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fitch.
Fitch scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Ron Jeremy's cut is getting worse.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fitch misses with an uppercut.
A decent looking cross lands there for Fitch.
Fitch throws the left hand but Jeremy avoids the punch easily.
Jeremy throws the left hand but Fitch avoids the punch easily.
Jeremy takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Jeremy is rocked!

Ron Jeremy's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Fitch pounces like a tiger and cracks Jeremy with a vicious hook! Jeremy is down but not out! Fitch follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Jon Fitch!
A relieved looking Jon Fitch thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.