PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Falcao Chuteboxe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Hurt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Big Hurt will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Chuteboxe
vs
Hurt

160 cm
23
141 lbs
7 - 13 - 0

175 cm
27
139 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

ANABOLIC **160**

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Falcao Chuteboxe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Big Hurt!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Seu Braga and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chuteboxe shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Hurt counters with a nice body shot.
Chuteboxe takes a kick to the side of the head.

It looks like Falcao Chuteboxe has been cut.
Chuteboxe shoots and misses
and Hurt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hurt throws a head kick that misses.
Chuteboxe misses with a takedown
and Hurt counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Chuteboxe is lucky that one didn't land flush.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Falcao Chuteboxe. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chuteboxe tries for a takedown but Hurt circles away easily

and Hurt counters with a lead uppercut that lands right on the button! Chuteboxe goes down! Will Chuteboxe beat the count? 3,4,5 - he's up! No problem. Let's get back to the action!

Chuteboxe is rocked!
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Chuteboxe. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Chuteboxe gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Big Hurt!
Big Hurt really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that ANABOLIC **160** logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.