PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Molestron ThreeThousand (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shane Schneider (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

ThreeThousand
vs
Schneider

178 cm
23
161 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

181 cm
25
156 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Molestron ThreeThousand!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Shane Schneider!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Trevor Gratis and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
ThreeThousand goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

ThreeThousand clinches with his opponent.

ThreeThousand breaks the clinch.
Schneider shoots and misses
and ThreeThousand makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Schneider really felt that one!

ThreeThousand forces Schneider back against the cage and clinches.

ThreeThousand gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.

ThreeThousand is looking for a kimura but Schneider is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for ThreeThousand to get the leverage.
ThreeThousand works his foot free and advances to mount.
ThreeThousand trying to control but Schneider is having none of it.
Schneider throwing hammer fists to the chest of ThreeThousand. What's that going to do exactly?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schneider tries to hold on but ThreeThousand pushes him away.
Schneider keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Schneider is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
ThreeThousand lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Schneider wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by ThreeThousand.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schneider tries to lock up and control but ThreeThousand gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
ThreeThousand controlling his opponent.
Schneider is working to get back to half guard.
ThreeThousand controlling his opponent.
Schneider tries to hold on but ThreeThousand pushes him away.
ThreeThousand trying to control but Schneider is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schneider really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

ThreeThousand is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Schneider is surviving well by controlling ThreeThousand's body position as best he can.
Schneider really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
ThreeThousand cracks Schneider with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Schneider is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

ThreeThousand is standing up, even though he is in mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
ThreeThousand with a hook.
ThreeThousand keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

ThreeThousand shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Schneider is trying to defend but ThreeThousand finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Schneider is trying to control but can't.
Schneider is refusing to be controlled, as ThreeThousand sits in half guard.
Schneider is trying to maintain the position but ThreeThousand is very close to passing his half guard.
ThreeThousand trying to mount his opponent but Schneider defends it.
Schneider manages to get to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Schneider working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. ThreeThousand doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. ThreeThousand manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
ThreeThousand trying to control but Schneider is working from the bottom.
ThreeThousand scoring with punches to the head and body.
ThreeThousand passes Schneider's left leg - he's now in half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schneider has his hands clasped together around ThreeThousand's back. He's all about the action.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Schneider is looking for a sweep. ThreeThousand is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Molestron ThreeThousand dominated that round.
That's time! ThreeThousand's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Schneider drives through with a takedown into ThreeThousand's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Schneider throwing strikes but missing.

ThreeThousand looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Schneider not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Schneider is looking to work some ground and pound but ThreeThousand has wrist control.
Schneider trying to control but ThreeThousand is working from the bottom.
ThreeThousand wants to sweep here but Schneider controlling him for the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schneider with a flurry of punches that miss.
Molestron ThreeThousand overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

ThreeThousand working for a triangle but Schneider defends it easily.

Schneider thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Schneider controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

ThreeThousand is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Schneider postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schneider is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
ThreeThousand has momentary wrist control but Schneider slips an elbow through the middle.
Schneider missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
ThreeThousand is trying to control the position but Schneider postures up.
Schneider trying to control but ThreeThousand is working from the bottom.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Schneider accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Schneider accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
ThreeThousand working a defensive guard here.

We're going to have a standup here because Molestron ThreeThousand wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Schneider fails with the takedown

and ThreeThousand counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Schneider!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
ThreeThousand controlling the position easily from mount.
Schneider working to try and regain half guard.
ThreeThousand controlling the position easily from mount.
ThreeThousand tries to control but Schneider wriggling away.
Schneider is desperately trying to improve his position but ThreeThousand has a good base and remains in mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
ThreeThousand wants to control the pace but Schneider is squirming around nicely.
ThreeThousand avoids the attempt from Schneider to control.
ThreeThousand sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
ThreeThousand is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Schneider can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
ThreeThousand wants to take Schneider's back here but Schneider is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
ThreeThousand looking to control but Schneider is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Schneider throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Schneider tries to hold on but ThreeThousand pushes him away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Shane Schneider will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! ThreeThousand's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

ThreeThousand looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
ThreeThousand wants to stand but Schneider has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Schneider tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
ThreeThousand throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Schneider is looking to control ThreeThousand's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schneider avoid being mounted?
Schneider wants to get back to full guard.
ThreeThousand wants to lay and pray for a moment but Schneider keeps working.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Molestron ThreeThousand just wasn't active enough.
ThreeThousand rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Schneider moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Schneider tries for a takedown but ThreeThousand sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Shane Schneider seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Schneider scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
ThreeThousand is trying to control Schneider's posture but Schneider avoids it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
ThreeThousand is trying to get back to half guard.
Schneider throwing strikes but ThreeThousand manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
ThreeThousand trying to control the position but Schneider is working away.
ThreeThousand working away.
Schneider gets back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
ThreeThousand works his foot free and advances to mount.
ThreeThousand tries to control but Schneider wriggling away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

ThreeThousand is standing up out of mount! Strange tactic there - he must really want this one on the feet!

ThreeThousand darts in and clinches Schneider up against the cage.

ThreeThousand breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Schneider fails with a takedown attempt.

ThreeThousand manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Schneider on his heels. He'll look to pass Schneider's guard now, I'm sure.
ThreeThousand trying to control but Schneider is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schneider managing to control the position.
Schneider wants to control the position but ThreeThousand says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
ThreeThousand lands strikes from half guard.
ThreeThousand tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Schneider.
Schneider is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
ThreeThousand tries to stand but can't do so whilst Schneider controls his leg.
ThreeThousand is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
ThreeThousand trying to control from half guard but Schneider is working away.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

We're going to have a standup here because Molestron ThreeThousand wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Schneider shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says ThreeThousand as he avoids it easily.
Molestron ThreeThousand has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shane Schneider.

ThreeThousand scores with a takedown into Schneider's guard.
Schneider has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Schneider controls ThreeThousand momentarily but ThreeThousand frees himself.

And that's the end of the fight!
Molestron ThreeThousand showed his dominance in that final round.
Well ThreeThousand has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:27
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Molestron ThreeThousand!
During a confident post fight interview, Molestron ThreeThousand thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.