PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Spotted Cow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marco Todd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Cow
vs
Todd

180 cm
28
178 lbs
18 - 6 - 1

190 cm
24
190 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Gesundheit Designs

Broken Halo Pride Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Spotted Cow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Marco Todd!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Cecil Peabody and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Todd throws a wild body kick that Cow sees coming a mile off.
Todd throws a head kick that misses.
Cow throws a low kick but it's checked well by Todd.
Cow scores with a decent looking hook.

It looks like Marco Todd has been cut.
Todd takes a swing at Cow's ribcage but misses.
Todd uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cow.
Cow looks to land a combination but Todd avoids it well.
Cow misses with a kick to the body.
Todd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cow tries to clinch there but Todd circles away.
Todd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cow lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Todd walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cow checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Sloppy strikes from Todd. Those never looked like landing.
An inside leg kick lands from Cow.
Cow connects with a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cow displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Todd throws out the jab.
Cow is looking to land body kicks.
Cow tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Todd was well out of range. Poor timing from Cow.
Cow connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Todd's hands.
Todd throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Todd blocks the body kick.
Todd throws a leg kick but Cow sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Cow throws a half hearted mid kick.
Marco Todd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Todd keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cow thows a body shot but no joy.
The fighters circling - Todd throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cow misses with a body kick.
Marco Todd is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Todd with a hook.
Good leg kick by Cow there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Cow throws a leg kick but Todd sees it coming and checks it nicely.
The crowd cheers as Todd lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cow doesn't seem phased though.
Todd looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Todd lands a leg kick that knocks Cow off balance momentarily.
Todd tries to score with a low kick but Cow moves his leg out of the way.
Todd takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Cow has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Todd.
Cow throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Todd sees it coming and avoids it easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Todd pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Todd takes a swing at Cow's ribcage but misses.
Todd dodges the punch combination from Cow.
Cow misses with a two punch combination.
Todd has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Cow.
Todd misses with a double jab.
Todd takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Todd misses with an attempted mid kick.
Cow throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A solid body kick from Cow.
Todd looks gassed!
Cow shoots in but no luck this time.
Todd defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Cow.
Cow fakes the leg kick and cracks Todd in the body.
Cow slips a straight right by Todd.
Cow throws the kick towards the body but Todd avoids it.
Todd misses with an uppercut. Cow saw that one coming.
Cow scores with a hook to the body. Todd takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Todd throws a wild body kick that Cow sees coming a mile off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Todd lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Cow ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cow scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Todd takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

Cow moves into the clinch successfully.
Todd takes an elbow to the forehead.
Cow digs a right hand underneath Todd's ribcage. Todd let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Todd misses with a punch on the inside.
Todd digs a right hand into Cow's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Cow's gas tank.
Cow misses with a knee to the head.
Cow lands a nice shot to the body.
Cow lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cow lands an elbow inside that Todd shrugs off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Todd lands with a left to the head.
Cow tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Todd avoids it.
Cow putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Todd in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Todd misses with some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Cow.
Cow using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Todd swings wildly with an uppercut but Cow uses good head movement to avoid it.
Todd throws a punch but it's blocked by Cow.
Todd takes an elbow to the temple.
Todd's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cow drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Spotted Cow. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cow manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Cow throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Todds head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cow lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Cow blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Todd.
Todd throws a punch but it's blocked by Cow.
Todd gets underhooks to prevent Cow's takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Spotted Cow dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Marco Todd's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Cow throws a sloppy head kick and Todd moves out of range easily.
Todd throws a low kick but Cow avoids it.
Cow uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Todd.
Cow is looking to land body kicks.
Todd throws a nice looking combination but Cow bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cow connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Cow looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Cow misses with a kick to the body.
Cow scores with a spinning back kick!
A nice leg kick lands there from Todd.
Todd is looking to land body kicks.
Todd misses with a looping left.
Todd checks a low kick from Cow.
Todd takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Todd moves out of range as Cow throws a body kick.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Cow here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Cow throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A good leg kick by Cow.
Cow throws a head kick but Todd moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cow fails with the takedown.
Todd throws a shot to the body.
Todd throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cow connects with a solid leg kick.
Cow tries to clinch up but Todd circles away and keeps his distance.
Todd misses with a head kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Todd checks a leg kick.
A slow jab from Todd misses its intended target.
Cow wants to slow Todd down by chopping away at his legs.
Cow fails with a takedown attempt.
Cow lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Todd slips a jab and a cross from Cow.
Todd sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Todd misses the shot to the body.
Todd fails to land with a series of punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Todd tries to sprawl but Cow drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Todd keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Todd regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Cow.
Cow with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cow in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Cow working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Cow preventing the sweep.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cow working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Cow working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Cow throws a big right hand that misses.
Cow lands a couple of elbows.
Cow loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Cow wants to control from the top but Todd keeps moving.
Cow passes Todd's right leg, so he's now in half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cow is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Cow thows a huge punch but Todd dodges it nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cow missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Cow throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Todd blocking the ground and pound attempt from Cow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cow working Todd over with strikes.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cow thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Todd's head.
Cow thows a huge punch but Todd dodges it nicely.
Cow thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Todd's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Spotted Cow dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Marco Todd's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

That kick from Cow tenderised Todd's leg. Todd is trying to keep his angry face on.
Cow lands a nice looking body kick.
Cow lands with an uppercut that bounces Todd off the cage and back into range.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Cow.
An inside leg kick from Cow misses.
Marco Todd is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Todd throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Todd blocks a head kick by Cow.
Todd looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Todd has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Cow.
Cow misses with a body kick.
Cow tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Todd takes one on the button.
Todd keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Todd takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cow works over Todd's head and body with a nice combination.
Todd bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cow looks for the body kick but Todd saw that one coming.
Todd throws a lazy body kick
and Cow counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Todd throws a right and a left that Cow avoids nicely.
Todd takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Todd throws a jab but it's blocked by Cow.
Cow dodges the punch combination from Todd.
Todd just misses with a punch to the body.
Cow pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Todd misses with an uppercut. Cow saw that one coming.
Todd looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Todd avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cow is looking to land body kicks.
Cow swings for the body but Todd moves out of range.
Spotted Cow is winning the standup battle so far.
Cow cracks Todd with a good jab.
A nice inside leg kick there by Cow. That's going to slow Todd down.
A swing and a miss from Cow.
Cow is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Todd can do to turn this around?
Cow lands a nice shot to the body.
Spotted Cow is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Cow finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A clash of legs there as Cow blocks the low kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A telegraphed right hand from Todd misses the target.
Cow throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cow misses with an uppercut.
Cow looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Cow is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Todd.
Cow thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cow scores with a jab to the body.
A good leg kick by Cow.
Todd throws a jab when Cow was well out of range.
Todd wants to slow Cow down by chopping away at his legs.
Cow stuns Todd with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cow dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Todd. That did some damage!
Todd lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Cow backs up against the cage.
Cow lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Cow gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Todd's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Todd misses with the head strike.
Cow is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Todd is defending well for now.
Todd doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cow comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Todd tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cow's elbow.
Todd misses with a hook from the clinch.
Todd doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cow tries to land knees in the clinch but Todd avoids the damage to the body.
Todd misses with some punches.
Todd throws a head punch that misses.
Todd throws a punch but it's blocked by Cow.
Marco Todd has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cow presses Todd against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Todd is looking to control Cow's arms but Cow gets an underhook and turns him. Now Todd has his back to the cage.
Todd misses with a punch on the inside.
Todd tries to throw a body punch but Cow avoids it by throwing Todd back against the cage.
Todd swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Todd has a couple of punches blocked by Cow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cow.
Spotted Cow has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Todd working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Todd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Todd misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cow creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Todd's defenses.
Todd misses with a short punch on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
Spotted Cow showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cow has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight for Spotted Cow!
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight for Spotted Cow!
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight for Spotted Cow!

Spotted Cow wins by unanimous decision!
Spotted Cow seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.