PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ivan Drago (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Drago
vs
Cartman

206 cm
22
285 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

199 cm
21
283 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ivan Drago!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Andrew Berry and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman scores with a hook.
Drago misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cartman.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Drago paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cartman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Drago.
Drago looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Drago circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Drago swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cartman moves away from the strike by Drago.
Cartman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Drago manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Drago with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A jab from Drago misses.
Cartman throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Cartman wants to clinch.

Cartman moves into the clinch successfully.
Drago takes a shot to the head.
Drago can't break the clinch.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Drago working hard to break the clinch.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
Drago can't break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Drago breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Drago uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cartman.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Drago misses the jab.
Drago misses with a wild body shot.
Drago circles away from the clinch attempt.
Drago connects with a right hand. Cartman shakes it off.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Drago pushes him off.
No joy there for Cartman, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Drago just misses with a punch to the body.
Drago keeps the fight on the outside.
Drago throws a looping overhand right but Cartman ducks down to avoid it.
Cartman lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Cartman throws out a powerful jab.
Drago throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Drago lands with a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Donk. Drago catches Cartman right on the button with a cross.
Cartman is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Some wild striking there from Drago.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drago throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.
Drago fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Drago steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
A jab lands there for Cartman.
Drago misses with a double jab
and Cartman counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Drago keeps the fight on the outside.
Cartman tries to clinch there but Drago circles away.
Cartman connects with a looping right hand.
Drago's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Drago duly obliges.
Drago looks to land a combination but Cartman avoids it well.
Drago misses with a wild body shot.
Cartman is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Drago misses the jab.
Cartman is looking to clinch but Drago is avoiding it.
Drago avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cartman slips a straight right by Drago.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Cartman forces Drago back against the cage and clinches.

Drago breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cartman tries to clinch but Drago is having none of it.
Cartman throws out a powerful jab.
Drago just misses with a punch to the body.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Drago circles away.
Cartman is looking to clinch but Drago is avoiding it.
Drago throws an off balance right hand
and Cartman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Drago circles away from the clinch attempt.
Drago throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Drago.
Drago misses with a wild combination.
Jab, jab by Cartman - just one landing.
Cartman wants to clinch.
Drago is looking to wear down Cartman with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Drago throws a right and a left that both miss.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Cartman rushes Drago and presses him up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman scores with a shot to the side of Drago's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cartman keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Drago's efforts to push away.
Cartman tries to circle away but Drago has him pinned against the cage.
Cartman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Drago wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Drago uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Cartman can't break the clinch.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by Drago.
Drago tries to circle away but Cartman has him pinned against the cage.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.

Drago breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Drago misses with a straight right.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cartman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cartman changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Drago looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Drago scores with a nice head shot.
Cartman tries to clinch up but Drago circles away and keeps his distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Ivan Drago will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Cartman moves into range and clinches up with Drago.
Drago wants to break free but Cartman has control.
Cartman misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Drago's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cartman might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.

Cartman rushes Drago and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Cartman manages to break the clinch.
Cartman tries to clinch
and Drago counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cartman throws a jab but it's blocked by Drago.
Some wild striking there from Drago.
Nice defenses there by Cartman.
Cartman fails with an attempt to clinch.
Drago throws a right and a left that both miss.
Drago misses with a jab, cross combination.
A punch combination from Drago misses.
Cartman is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sloppy strikes from Drago. Those never looked like landing.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cartman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cartman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Drago.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Drago swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Drago ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartman moves away.
Cartman lands with a straight right. Drago didn't see that one coming.
Drago takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Drago paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cartman wants to clinch up but Drago keeps it at a distance.
Cartman wants to clinch up but Drago keeps it at a distance.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cartman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cartman looks to score with a jab to the body but Drago is just out of range.
Cartman is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Drago fails to land with a series of punches.
Drago misses with a looping left.
Cartman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Drago manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Nice shot lands for Cartman.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drago displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Drago.

Cartman fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Drago, pushing him back against the cage.
Drago has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Cartman works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Drago paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Drago misses with a wild body shot.
Drago fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartman manages to avoid it.
Ivan Drago is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Drago thows a body shot but no joy.
Drago shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A telegraphed right hand from Drago misses the target.
Cartman is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Cartman takes the fight into the clinch.

Drago escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A lazy left from Cartman finds it's target.
Good exchange - Cartman coming out on top.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman throws a jab but it's blocked by Drago.
Drago keeps the fight on the outside.
Cartman scores with a decent looking hook.
Cartman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Drago manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cartman fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Drago on the side of the head.

Cartman gets a clinch.

Drago breaks the clinch.
Drago lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cartman circles away quickly and effectively.
Eric Cartman seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Drago connects with the punch.
Cartman scores with a decent looking hook.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Drago, as that shot connected.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Drago gets tackled into the cage by Cartman. Cartman maintains the clinch.
Cartman wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Drago has him pressed against the cage.
Drago working hard to break the clinch.
Drago can't break the clinch.

Drago manages to break the clinch.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Drago paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Drago swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Cartman closes the distance and clinches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by Drago.
Drago is trying to break the clinch but Cartman is controlling him.

Drago manages to break the clinch.
Drago lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A looping hook to the body misses from Drago. Cartman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cartman tries to clinch but Drago moves out of range.
A big right from Cartman misses.
Drago misses with an uppercut. Cartman saw that one coming.
Cartman misses with a few strikes there.
Cartman tries to clinch up but Drago circles away and keeps his distance.
Drago thows a body shot but no joy.
Drago misses with a wild body shot.
Drago pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Drago swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Drago pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Drago throws a series of punches but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman moves out of range as Drago strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Cartman tries to clinch but Drago moves out of range.

Cartman gets a clinch.

Cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cartman looks to clinch
letting Drago counter with a right hand.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Drago pushes him off.
Drago misses with a series of wild punches.
Cartman lands with a nice body punch.
Cartman avoids a punch combination nicely.
Cartman wants to clinch.
Drago swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Cartman slips under a jab from Drago.
Drago misses with a double jab
and Cartman counters with a stiff right hand.
Cartman fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drago rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cartman moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Drago on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Drago showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
A punch lands to the side of Drago 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Drago drops his hands momentarily and Cartman takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Cartman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Drago manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Drago swinging wildly here.
Drago looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Drago throws a looping overhand right but Cartman ducks down to avoid it.
Cartman feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Dragos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
Drago misses with a series of wild punches.
Nice uppercut lands for Cartman. That snapped Drago's head back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Drago takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Cartman avoids the body shot from Drago.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cartman connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Cartman looks to land a right hand but Drago moved out of range.
Drago cracks Cartman with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Drago dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cartman wants to clinch up but Drago keeps it at a distance.
Cartman takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A punch combination from Drago misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cartman wants to clinch.
Cartman is looking to clinch.
Drago is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cartman.
Drago displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cartman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cartman tries to clinch up but Drago circles away and keeps his distance.
Cartman wants to clinch up but Drago keeps it at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Drago swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cartman tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Drago counters with a left and a right that stings Cartman.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Drago.
Drago throws an overhand right that lands on Cartman's shoulder, as Cartman tries to avoid the shot.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Drago pushes him off.
Drago swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cartman tries to clinch but Drago moves out of range.

Cartman has closed the distance and engaged Drago in a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cartman.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A nice right hand lands inside from Cartman.
Drago tries to circle away but Cartman has him pinned against the cage.

Cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cartman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Drago wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Drago takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Drago rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cartman moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cartman wants to clinch.

Cartman moves into the clinch successfully.

Cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Drago misses with a body shot.

Cartman has taken the fight to the clinch.
Drago is trying to push Cartman away but Cartman has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

Cartman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Cartman drives through and clinches with Drago against the cage.

Cartman breaks the clinch.
Drago misses with a few strikes there.
Cartman blocks a jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Cartman has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 28:29
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!
A relieved looking Eric Cartman thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.