PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Tariq Kiss me where it smells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dutch Chronic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kiss me where it smells's entrance music is Trae - asshole. A fine choice. On his way into the cage it seems that Tariq Kiss me where it smells has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Tariq Kiss me where it smells seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Kiss me where it smells
vs
Chronic

180 cm
25
195 lbs
11 - 11 - 0

170 cm
27
196 lbs
11 - 5 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dutch Chronic !
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Paulo Santos and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chronic avoids a punch combination nicely.
Chronic tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kiss me where it smells swivels and escapes.

Chronic gets the takedown into side control.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
You can see the frustration on Kiss me where it smells's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Chronic is looking to take a break and control but Kiss me where it smells is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Chronic creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
An elbow from Chronic crashes against the mat.
Kiss me where it smells gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Chronic throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chronic sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Kiss me where it smells defending well though.
Kiss me where it smells keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Kiss me where it smells keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Kiss me where it smells tries to kick Chronic off but Chronic keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Kiss me where it smells blocking the ground and pound attempt from Chronic .

Chronic seems to be looking for submissions.
Kiss me where it smells wants to control but Chronic is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Chronic throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Chronic thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kiss me where it smells's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chronic throws a strike but Kiss me where it smells avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Chronic makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Chronic loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Kiss me where it smells wants to control the position but Chronic says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Chronic seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Kiss me where it smells does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kiss me where it smells is looking to control Chronic 's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Kiss me where it smells avoid being mounted?
Chronic not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Kiss me where it smells blocking the ground and pound attempt from Chronic .
Chronic has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

Chronic is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Kiss me where it smells defends it well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Chronic throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Chronic is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Kiss me where it smells!
Kiss me where it smells tries to reverse the position but Chronic maintains control.
Kiss me where it smells looks out of his depth in this position - he's holding on tight.
Chronic looking to finish with strikes here!
Chronic throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Chronic looking to ground and pound but Kiss me where it smells is blocking nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chronic landing strikes, looking to finish!
Chronic punishing his opponent with strikes.
Chronic putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chronic with good strikes from the mount here!
Kiss me where it smells taking shots to the head.

Kiss me where it smells is rocked!
Chronic looking to finish here with some ground and pound. He lands one big shot that has Kiss me where it smells covering up... and two more big strikes land, forcing the referee to step in and put and end to proceedings! This fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dutch Chronic !
Dutch Chronic decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.