PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dick Offenhard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sagara Sanosuke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Offenhard's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ghostface Killah - Daytona 500. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Offenhard
vs
Sanosuke

186 cm
28
203 lbs
24 - 6 - 2

190 cm
25
199 lbs
18 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc
Conviction

Convicted Trap House
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 6 - 2, fighting out of New York, Dick Offenhard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sagara Sanosuke!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Offenhard throws a good cross that connects.
Sanosuke misses with a straight left.
Sagara Sanosuke seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sanosuke listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Offenhard lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sanosuke has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sanosuke and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Sanosuke connects with the punch.
Sanosuke fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Sanosuke throws a poor cross that misses
and Offenhard makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Sanosuke.
Offenhard tries a low kick but Sanosuke avoids it.
No joy there for Sanosuke, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sanosuke dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Offenhard. That did some damage!
Offenhard moves away from the strike by Sanosuke.
Offenhard takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Offenhard fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sanosuke slips under a jab.
Offenhard misses with a straight right.
Sanosuke fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Sanosuke.
Sanosuke misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Offenhard.
Sanosuke takes one to the chin there.

Sanosuke moves into range and clinches up with Offenhard.
Offenhard is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Sanosuke is defending well for now.
Offenhard trying to land knees to the body.
Offenhard is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Sanosuke is defending well for now.
Offenhard has Sanosuke pressed against the cage, preventing Sanosuke from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Sanosuke working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Good body shot from Sanosuke.
Offenhard tries a body shot but Sanosuke blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Offenhard blocking some punches.
Offenhard missing with knees to the body.

Sanosuke's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Sanosuke smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Offenhard ducks right into an uppercut from Sanosuke.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A swing and a miss from Sanosuke.
Sanosuke scores with a sloppy right hand. Offenhard should have avoided that one.
That kick from Sanosuke tenderised Offenhard's leg. Offenhard is trying to keep his angry face on.
A head kick misses from Offenhard.
Sanosuke checks a leg kick.
Sanosuke swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sanosuke waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Offenhard.
Offenhard connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Sanosuke momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sanosuke takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Offenhard throws a shot to the body.
Offenhard avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Offenhard has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Sanosuke.
Offenhard ducks under a wild hook from Sanosuke.
Sanosuke throws a right hand that misses
and Offenhard counters with a straight right hand.
Sanosuke jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jab by Sanosuke.
Sanosuke feints and then cracks Offenhard's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Offenhard down.
Sanosuke getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Offenhard attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Offenhard bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Offenhard avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sanosuke throws a head kick but Offenhard moves out of range.
Offenhard has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Sanosuke.
Sanosuke is looking to chop away at Offenhard's legs.
A leg kick checked by Offenhard.
Sanosuke moves out of range of the body kick from Offenhard.
Offenhard explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Sanosuke thows a body shot but no joy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sanosuke lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Offenhard lands a high kick!
Offenhard looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dick Offenhard will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

The fighters circle momentarily. Sanosuke darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Sanosuke scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Offenhard tests Sanosuke's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Sanosuke swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Offenhard.
Sanosuke scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

Sanosuke pushes Offenhard up against the cage in a clinch.
Sanosuke blocks a body shot from Offenhard.
Sanosuke tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Offenhard's elbow.
Sanosuke swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Offenhard lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Sanosuke on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Sanosuke is trying to force a seperation but Offenhard has the dominant position.
Offenhard lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Offenhard as the two fighters clinch.
Offenhard struggles to land a body shot inside as Sanosuke controls his hands.
Sanosuke can't find room to land a body shot as Offenhard controls the action.
Offenhard is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Sanosuke is defending well for now.
A hook to the body from Offenhard.
Offenhard lands a shoulder strike.
Offenhard prevents a body shot from Sanosuke.
Offenhard tries a body shot but Sanosuke blocks it.
Sanosuke misses with a body punch.
Offenhard tries to work over Sanosuke's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sanosuke takes a knee to the side of the body.
Sanosuke is trying to break the clinch but Offenhard has him pressed against the cage.
Offenhard looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Sanosuke misses with a hook to the ribs.
Offenhard is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sanosuke on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Offenhard missing with knees to the body.
Sanosuke scores with a shoulder strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Offenhard blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sanosuke tries to work over Offenhard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Offenhard is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Offenhard lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Offenhard working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Sanosuke's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Offenhard takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Offenhard avoids the body shot from Sanosuke.
Sanosuke tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sanosuke blocks a head kick by Offenhard.
Offenhard fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sanosuke has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Sanosuke thows a left - swing and a miss!
A clash of legs there as Sanosuke blocks the low kick.
Sanosuke avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A good leg kick by Sanosuke.
Sanosuke checks a leg kick.
Sanosuke has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Sanosuke there as he acknowledges the shot.
Sanosuke misses with the combination.
Offenhard looks to land a right hand but Sanosuke moved out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Offenhard misses with a looping left.
Offenhard looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Offenhard moves out of range of the strikes.
Dick Offenhard is winning the standup battle so far.
Offenhard plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sanosuke misses with a hook
and Offenhard counters with a thumping low kick.
Sanosuke throws out a loose jab but Offenhard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Offenhard throws a sloppy head kick and Sanosuke moves out of range easily.
An inside leg kick lands from Sanosuke.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Offenhard scores with a decent looking hook.
Offenhard ducks under a wild hook from Sanosuke.
Offenhard connects with an inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Offenhard dominated that second round.
That's time! Offenhard's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

A shot to the liver by Offenhard. Beautiful body shot.
Offenhard takes a swing at Sanosuke's ribcage but misses.
Offenhard misses with the body kick
and Sanosuke counters with a stiff right hand.
Sanosuke misses with a looping left.
Offenhard is looking to clinch.
Nice jab there from Offenhard.
Sanosuke throws a push kick but Offenhard slaps the foot to one side.
Sanosuke swings for the body but Offenhard moves out of range.
Sanosuke lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Sanosuke slips under a jab.
Offenhard takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice defenses there by Offenhard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Offenhard feints and then cracks Sanosuke's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Sanosuke down.
Sanosuke throws a body punch but Offenhard moves out of range.
Sanosuke has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Sanosuke there as he acknowledges the shot.
Offenhard takes a swing at Sanosuke's ribcage but misses.
Sanosuke looks to score with a jab to the body but Offenhard is just out of range.
Sanosuke throws a right hand that misses
letting Offenhard counter with a right hand.

Sanosuke is rocked!

Offenhard has Sanosuke up against the cage in a clinch.
Sanosuke is still on wobbly legs! Can Offenhard finish him?
Offenhard using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Sanosuke takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Offenhard landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Offenhard lands a good knee to the midsection. Sanosuke won't want to take too many of those.
Offenhard comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Offenhard working the clinch nicely. Sanosuke is working for position but Offenhard cracks him with a big knee to the head! Sanosuke crumples up against the cage and Offenhard lands two more shots before the ref can save Sanosuke! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Dick Offenhard!
Dick Offenhard took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, TFP Graphics - Pit Inc for their support in the buildup to the fight.