PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ronald Wright (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and General Punch-A-Lot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Wright
vs
Punch-A-Lot

180 cm
26
186 lbs
15 - 9 - 0

186 cm
27
183 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Perkele! NEW STUFF!!!
Perkele! NEW STUFF!!!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ronald Wright!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, General Punch-A-Lot!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Tarja Halkonen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Punch-A-Lot lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Wright tries to clinch but Punch-A-Lot is having none of it.
Wright tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Punch-A-Lot throws a head kick that misses.
A lazy left from Punch-A-Lot finds it's target.

Punch-A-Lot closes the distance and clinches.
Wright lands an uppercut.
Wright tries to break free but Punch-A-Lot pushes him back against the cage.
Wright tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wright wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Punch-A-Lot has him pressed against the cage.
Punch-A-Lot tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wright's elbow.
Punch-A-Lot works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A right hook to the body lands for Punch-A-Lot.
Wright pushes Punch-A-Lot back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Punch-A-Lot lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Wright misses with a body punch.
Wright is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wright.
Wright scores with a shoulder strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wright misses with a hook to the ribs.
Punch-A-Lot lands a nice shot to the body.
Punch-A-Lot misses with a hook to the ribs.

Wright breaks the clinch.

Punch-A-Lot forces Wright back against the cage and clinches.
Punch-A-Lot misses with a punch to the body.
Punch-A-Lot's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Punch-A-Lot misses with a punch to the body.
Punch-A-Lot struggles to land a body shot inside as Wright controls his hands.
Punch-A-Lot struggles to land a body shot inside as Wright controls his hands.
Wright is trying to break the clinch but Punch-A-Lot has him pressed against the cage.
Wright has had enough of the clinch but Punch-A-Lot keeps him there for the moment.
Punch-A-Lot lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Punch-A-Lot swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Wright escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wright throws a series of punches but Punch-A-Lot avoids them all with ease.

Punch-A-Lot moves into the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Wright breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Punch-A-Lot moves into the clinch successfully.
Punch-A-Lot tries a body shot but Wright blocks it.
Punch-A-Lot lands an uppercut.
Punch-A-Lot digs a right hand underneath Wright's ribcage. Wright let out a lung full of air as it connected.

Wright breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wright throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Wright tries to keep at a distance but Punch-A-Lot has taken the fight into the clinch.

Wright escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
General Punch-A-Lot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Punch-A-Lot feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Wrights jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

Punch-A-Lot has Wright up against the cage in a clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wright.
Punch-A-Lot misses with a body punch.
Wright is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Wright lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Punch-A-Lot tries a body shot but Wright blocks it.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Punch-A-Lot.
Punch-A-Lot swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wright.
Wright scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Punch-A-Lot softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Punch-A-Lot misses with a body punch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Punch-A-Lot.
Punch-A-Lot can't find room to land a body shot as Wright controls the action.
Punch-A-Lot doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wright struggles to land a body shot inside as Punch-A-Lot controls his hands.
Punch-A-Lot misses with a hook to the ribs.
Punch-A-Lot has a couple of punches blocked by Wright.
Punch-A-Lot keeps control of Wright as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Punch-A-Lot misses with a punch to the body.
Wright looking to stall.
Punch-A-Lot tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Punch-A-Lot tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wright's elbow.
Wright prevents a body shot from Punch-A-Lot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wright dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Punch-A-Lot prevents Wright from breaking the clinch.
Punch-A-Lot misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Punch-A-Lot can't find room to land a body shot as Wright controls the action.
A short uppercut from Wright.
Punch-A-Lot blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Wright manages to break the clinch.
Punch-A-Lot tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Punch-A-Lot closes the distance and pushes Wright back into the cage.
Wright prevents a body shot from Punch-A-Lot.
A shot in the inside from Wright.
Wright is trying to break free.
A short uppercut from Punch-A-Lot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wright misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Punch-A-Lot struggles to land a body shot inside as Wright controls his hands.
Punch-A-Lot works on Wright's body with a couple of short punches.
Punch-A-Lot lands a body shot.
Punch-A-Lot tries to throw a body punch but Wright avoids it by throwing Punch-A-Lot back against the cage.
Punch-A-Lot managing to block the knees to the body from Wright.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

General Punch-A-Lot dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Punch-A-Lot uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wright.
A punch combination from Punch-A-Lot misses.
General Punch-A-Lot is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Punch-A-Lot rushes Wright and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Wright tries to break the clinch but Punch-A-Lot is controlling the position.
Punch-A-Lot lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Punch-A-Lot.
Wright misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wright gets through Punch-A-Lot's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wright.
Wright misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Punch-A-Lot lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Wright.
Punch-A-Lot lands with a short shot to the head.
Punch-A-Lot lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Punch-A-Lot misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice body punch from Punch-A-Lot.
Wright takes a shot to the head.
Punch-A-Lot lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Wright or not.
Wright wants to get back to striking at distance but Punch-A-Lot won't allow it.
Punch-A-Lot prevents Wright from breaking the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A nice right hand lands inside from Punch-A-Lot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Punch-A-Lot lands with a left to the head.
Punch-A-Lot lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Punch-A-Lot has a couple of punches blocked by Wright.
Punch-A-Lot lands a body shot.
Punch-A-Lot stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A short right from Punch-A-Lot.
Punch-A-Lot goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A nice left hand lands by Punch-A-Lot.
Punch-A-Lot misses with a body punch.
Punch-A-Lot can't find room to land a body shot as Wright controls the action.
Punch-A-Lot struggles to land a body shot inside as Wright controls his hands.
A right hand to the body from Punch-A-Lot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Punch-A-Lot lands with a light punch inside.
A shot in the inside from Punch-A-Lot.
Still in the clinch, Punch-A-Lot scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wright takes a shot to the head.
Punch-A-Lot lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wright prevents a body shot from Punch-A-Lot.
Punch-A-Lot is leaning against Wright and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Punch-A-Lot presses Wright against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Punch-A-Lot lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Wright or not.
Punch-A-Lot can't find room to land a body shot as Wright controls the action.
Punch-A-Lot lands a body shot in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Punch-A-Lot.
Wright prevents a body shot from Punch-A-Lot.
Punch-A-Lot lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Punch-A-Lot.
Punch-A-Lot lands a body shot.
Punch-A-Lot cracks Wright with a nice body shot.
Punch-A-Lot tries to work over Wright's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Punch-A-Lot misses with a hook to the ribs.
Punch-A-Lot lands a body shot in the clinch.
Wright blocks a body shot from Punch-A-Lot.
Punch-A-Lot tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wright's elbow.
Punch-A-Lot is leaning against Wright and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Punch-A-Lot lands with a light punch inside.
Punch-A-Lot has Wright pressed against the cage, preventing Wright from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Punch-A-Lot lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wright backwards.
A hook to the body from Punch-A-Lot.
Punch-A-Lot lands a nice shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Punch-A-Lot as the two fighters clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Punch-A-Lot.
Punch-A-Lot lands a body punch.
Punch-A-Lot lands with a short shot to the head.
Punch-A-Lot misses with some punches.
Wright prevents a body shot from Punch-A-Lot.
Punch-A-Lot lands a hook to the side of the head.
Punch-A-Lot lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Wright or not.
Wright tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Punch-A-Lot avoids it.
Punch-A-Lot lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Punch-A-Lot lands with a light punch inside.
Punch-A-Lot is working Wright over against the cage.
Punch-A-Lot throws a punch but it's blocked by Wright.
Punch-A-Lot tries to throw a body punch but Wright avoids it by throwing Punch-A-Lot back against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wright tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Punch-A-Lot avoids it.
Punch-A-Lot fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Punch-A-Lot goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Punch-A-Lot creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Punch-A-Lot lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Wright or not.
Punch-A-Lot tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Punch-A-Lot makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Punch-A-Lot.
Punch-A-Lot misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wright blocking some punches.
Punch-A-Lot blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Punch-A-Lot scores with a hook to the body.
Wright can't find room to land a body shot as Punch-A-Lot controls the action.
Punch-A-Lot lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Wright or not.
Punch-A-Lot lands with a short shot to the head.
Punch-A-Lot throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Punch-A-Lot scores with a hook to the body.
Punch-A-Lot misses with a body punch.
Punch-A-Lot tries a body shot but Wright blocks it.
Still in the clinch, Punch-A-Lot scores with a nice short uppercut.
Punch-A-Lot swings wildly with an uppercut but Wright uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wright looking to stall.
Punch-A-Lot tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wright's elbow.
Punch-A-Lot tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wright's elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

General Punch-A-Lot showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!

A telegraphed right hand from Wright misses the target.

Punch-A-Lot instigates a clinch.
Wright lands an uppercut.
Punch-A-Lot misses with a hook from the clinch.
Punch-A-Lot has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A shot in the inside from Punch-A-Lot.
Wright is trying to maintain a safe position but Punch-A-Lot gets an underhook and turns Wright into the cage.
Wright lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Punch-A-Lot digs a right hand into Wright's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Wright's gas tank.
A short right from Punch-A-Lot.
Punch-A-Lot softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
General Punch-A-Lot seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Punch-A-Lot lands a body punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wright goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wright stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Punch-A-Lot creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Punch-A-Lot misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right from Punch-A-Lot.
Wright tries to break free but Punch-A-Lot pushes him back against the cage.
Punch-A-Lot misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wright takes a shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wright is trying to push Punch-A-Lot away but Punch-A-Lot has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Punch-A-Lot pushes Wright back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Punch-A-Lot lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Wright is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Wright misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Punch-A-Lot scores with a hook to the body.
Punch-A-Lot lands a nice shot to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Punch-A-Lot.
Wright prevents a body shot from Punch-A-Lot.
Punch-A-Lot misses with a body punch.
Punch-A-Lot scores with a nice hook to the head.
Punch-A-Lot goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wright looking to throw knees to the head but Punch-A-Lot is blocking nicely.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Punch-A-Lot stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A short body shot lands from Punch-A-Lot as the two fighters clinch.
Punch-A-Lot lands with a right to the head.
Punch-A-Lot lands a nice shot to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Punch-A-Lot.
Wright blocks a body shot from Punch-A-Lot.
A hook to the body from Punch-A-Lot.
General Punch-A-Lot is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Punch-A-Lot.
Punch-A-Lot lands with a short shot to the head.
A short right from Punch-A-Lot.

Wright is rocked!
Punch-A-Lot scores with a shot to the side of Wright's head.
Oh Wright is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Punch-A-Lot prevents Wright from breaking the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Punch-A-Lot as the two fighters clinch.
Punch-A-Lot lands an uppercut.
Wright throws a punch but it's blocked by Punch-A-Lot.
Wright wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Punch-A-Lot has him pressed against the cage.
Punch-A-Lot keeps control of Wright as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Punch-A-Lot pushes Wright against the cage. Punch-A-Lot is working some dirty boxing. Punch-A-Lot pushes off with a quick right hook! Wright goes down! Wright tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Punch-A-Lot moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). General Punch-A-Lot!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, General Punch-A-Lot made sure he mentioned Perkele! NEW STUFF!!!, along with how happy he was to win his fight.