PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Cozy Cup Slurpee Drink (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adam White (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Adam White was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Cup Slurpee Drink
vs
White

185 cm
19
178 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

183 cm
23
185 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry
Charlie Wang's Nutrition and 95 % Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Cozy Cup Slurpee Drink!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Adam White!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Stewart Dunkirk and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slurpee Drink tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but White paws at him with a jab and circles away.
White fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Slurpee Drink avoids it really well and circles away.
Slurpee Drink fails with an attempt to clinch.
Slurpee Drink wants to clinch up but White keeps it at a distance.
Slurpee Drink moves in looking to clinch but White pushes him off.

Slurpee Drink clinches with his opponent.
Slurpee Drink is pressed up against the cage. White has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Slurpee Drink down to the mat. Slurpee Drink avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Slurpee Drink tries to close the distance and clinch up but White swats him away and circles back towards the center.
White circles away from the clinch attempt.
Slurpee Drink wants to clinch up but White keeps it at a distance.
White circles away from the clinch attempt.
White tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Slurpee Drink manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Slurpee Drink fails with an attempt to clinch.
Slurpee Drink is looking to clinch but White is avoiding it.
Slurpee Drink tries to clinch there but White circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Slurpee Drink looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
White misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Cozy Cup Slurpee Drink has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Adam White.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurpee Drink looks to clinch

and White counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
White scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Slurpee Drink wants to get back to his feet.
White thows a huge punch but Slurpee Drink dodges it nicely.
White missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with White in particular looking to stall.
White prevents Slurpee Drink from standing back up.

White is working for a submission of some sort.
White has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
White is trying to control the action in half guard but Slurpee Drink is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurpee Drink wants to get back to his feet.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
White controlling the pace.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Slurpee Drink is trying to defend against the ground and pound but White scores with a couple of nice shots.
White trying to mount his opponent but Slurpee Drink defends it.
White stops Slurpee Drink from getting back to his feet.
White seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Ground and pound from White.
Slurpee Drink wants to get back to his feet.
White is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Slurpee Drink!
White has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Slurpee Drink's face.
Slurpee Drink tries to buck White off but he can't manage it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurpee Drink taking shots to the head.
Slurpee Drink's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
White raining down hammerfists from mount.
Slurpee Drink in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Slurpee Drink is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
White looking to control and managing it successfully.
White connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

Slurpee Drink bucks White off and manages to get back to his feet!
Slurpee Drink moves in looking to clinch but White pushes him off.
Slurpee Drink is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
White shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Slurpee Drink defends it nicely.
Slurpee Drink fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurpee Drink is looking to clinch but White is avoiding it.

White shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
White postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Slurpee Drink looks a forlorn figure.
Slurpee Drink is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
White landing strikes, looking to finish!
White lands a big shot there that rocks Slurpee Drink but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
White won't let Slurpee Drink get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
White working Slurpee Drink over with strikes here.

Slurpee Drink is rocked!
A big strike lands for White! That's really hurt Slurpee Drink and he's turned his back - White keeps firing away and the ref dives in to stop the fight! White jumps to his feet to celebrate the victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adam White!
Adam White decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.