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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Chris Warren (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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185 lbs
1 - 3 - 0 |
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180 cm
20
184 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
World class MT
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Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Chris Warren!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Turd Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Jeff Smith and Josh West.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Warren fails with an attempt to clinch.
Warren tries to close the distance and clinch up but Anderson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Anderson feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Anderson slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Anderson works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Anderson passes the guard and advances to mount!
Anderson moves to the back.
Anderson has got one arm under Warren's chin. This could be trouble... Warren trying to control the other hand but Anderson gets it free and sqeezes tight - just a matter of time now! Yep, Warren has tapped out! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Turd Anderson!
A very excited looking Turd Anderson made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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