PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pepper Froglegs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jerry Seinfeld (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Froglegs
vs
Seinfeld

200 cm
19
206 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

182 cm
29
210 lbs
6 - 11 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pepper Froglegs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jerry Seinfeld!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Jonathan Paton and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Froglegs tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Froglegs keeps the fight on the outside.
Seinfeld fails in his attempt to clinch.
Seinfeld tries to clinch up but Froglegs circles away and keeps his distance.
Froglegs throws a predictable looking body shot
and Seinfeld counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Froglegs is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Froglegs connects with a solid leg kick.
Seinfeld moves to clinch but Froglegs breaks away
and Froglegs counters with a nice uppercut.

Seinfeld forces Froglegs back against the cage and clinches.
Seinfeld lands a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Froglegs gets a trip takedown into half guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Seinfeld is trying to stand back up but Froglegs is controlling him
Froglegs looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Seinfeld wants to get back to full guard.
Seinfeld makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Seinfeld.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seinfeld is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Froglegs trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Froglegs is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Froglegs is looking to work some ground and pound but Seinfeld has wrist control.
Froglegs prevents Seinfeld from getting back to his feet.
Seinfeld lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Froglegs!
Seinfeld is looking to stand but Seinfeld has his arms wrapped tightly around him, looking to prevent the damage.
Seinfeld tries to control but Froglegs wriggling away.

Seinfeld is standing up out of mount! Strange tactic there - he must really want this one on the feet!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Froglegs pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Froglegs looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Froglegs with a flurry of punches that miss.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Seinfeld controls Froglegs momentarily but Froglegs frees himself.
Seinfeld looking for a sweep. Not yet Seinfeld, not yet.
Seinfeld looking to control.
Froglegs throwing strikes but missing.
Seinfeld wants to get back to his feet but Froglegs passes into half guard.
Froglegs with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Seinfeld has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Froglegs is working away from the top position though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld wants to control the action here but instead Froglegs manages to pass to full mount!
Froglegs unloading with bombs!
BOOM! Froglegs connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Seinfeld gets back to half guard.
Froglegs tries to pass the half guard into mount. Seinfeld knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Seinfeld trying to control from the bottom.
Froglegs content to control rather than advance.
Froglegs thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Seinfeld's head.
Seinfeld is looking to control Froglegs's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Seinfeld avoid being mounted?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Froglegs is trying to control the action in half guard but Seinfeld is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Seinfeld tries to close the distance and clinch up but Froglegs swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Froglegs throws a head kick that misses.
Seinfeld tries to clinch up.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Froglegs lands with a shot to the body.
Froglegs throws a sloppy head kick and Seinfeld moves out of range easily.
Some wild striking there from Froglegs.
Seinfeld uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Froglegs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Seinfeld fails in his attempt to clinch.
Seinfeld tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Froglegs manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Froglegs throws a leg kick but Seinfeld moved away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Pepper Froglegs will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Froglegs scores with a body shot.
Seinfeld takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Seinfeld looks to clinch
and Froglegs counters with a nice low kick that buckles Seinfeld's knee momentarily.

Seinfeld moves into the clinch.
Seinfeld misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Froglegs drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Seinfeld gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Seinfeld prevents Froglegs from breaking the clinch.

Froglegs escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Froglegs throws a head kick that half lands.
Froglegs misses with a series of wild punches.
Froglegs is looking to wear down Seinfeld with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Froglegs lands with a kick to the temple. Seinfeld shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Froglegs.
Froglegs scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Froglegs fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Seinfeld takes one on the button.
Froglegs shoots in looking for a takedown. Seinfeld tries to sprawl out of it but Froglegs keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Seinfeld manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Seinfeld fails with an attempt to clinch.
Seinfeld moves in looking to clinch but Froglegs pushes him off.
Seinfeld tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Froglegs counters with a one-two to the body.
Jerry Seinfeld is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Seinfeld avoids the head kick by Froglegs.
Froglegs stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Froglegs throws a lazy head kick
and Seinfeld counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Froglegs is trying hard to land a takedown here. Seinfeld sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pepper Froglegs. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Froglegs keeps the fight on the outside.
Froglegs fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Seinfeld doesn't manage to clinch there - Froglegs circles away.
Seinfeld tries to clinch there but Froglegs circles away.
Seinfeld tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Froglegs manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Froglegs lands with a kick to the ribs.
Pepper Froglegs is winning the standup battle so far.
An inside leg kick from Froglegs misses.
Seinfeld tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Seinfeld lands with a kick to the temple. Froglegs shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Seinfeld is looking to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld moves to clinch but Froglegs breaks away
and Froglegs counters with a three punch combo that has Seinfeld backing up. Seinfeld nods at Froglegs to acknowledge the strikes.
Froglegs tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Froglegs misses with a series of wild punches.

Seinfeld moves into the clinch.
Seinfeld wants to get back to striking at distance but Froglegs won't allow it.
Froglegs wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Froglegs misses with a punch to the body.
Seinfeld tries to land knees in the clinch but Froglegs avoids the damage to the body.
Seinfeld landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

Froglegs breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Froglegs avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Seinfeld moves in looking to clinch but Froglegs pushes him off.
Seinfeld stuffs the takedown.
Froglegs tries a head kick but it misses.
Froglegs tries a head kick but it misses.
Froglegs misses with a two punch combination.

Seinfeld pushes Froglegs up against the cage in a clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Froglegs blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A nice right hand lands inside from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Froglegs breaks the clinch.
Froglegs lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Seinfeld tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Froglegs manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pepper Froglegs dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Seinfeld is looking to clinch.
Seinfeld steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Froglegs. That one must have hurt.
No joy there for Froglegs, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Seinfeld tries to close the distance and clinch up but Froglegs swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Seinfeld is looking to clinch but Froglegs is avoiding it.
Froglegs fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A looping hook to the body misses from Froglegs. Seinfeld does a little dance to reset his feet.
Seinfeld closes the distance but Froglegs moves to the side
and Froglegs counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Froglegs looks to score with a jab to the body but Seinfeld is just out of range.
Seinfeld tries to clinch but Froglegs moves out of range.
Seinfeld wants to clinch but Froglegs slips to the side
and Froglegs counters with a good, hard body kick but Seinfeld shrugs it off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Froglegs, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Froglegs swinging wildly here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Seinfeld fails in his attempt to clinch.
Seinfeld tries to bum rush Froglegs with a series of wild strikes but Froglegs uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Seinfeld wants to clinch.
A nice inside leg kick there by Froglegs. That's going to slow Seinfeld down.
Pepper Froglegs is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Seinfeld tries to clinch
and Froglegs cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Seinfeld closes the distance but Froglegs moves to the side

and Froglegs counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Froglegs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Seinfeld scores with a nice short uppercut.
Froglegs has Seinfeld pressed against the cage, preventing Seinfeld from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Froglegs is trying to break the clinch but Seinfeld is controlling him.
Froglegs is looking to break free of the clinch but Seinfeld has double underhooks.
Froglegs wants to stall.
Seinfeld blocks a body shot from Froglegs.
Froglegs tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Seinfeld smiles and moves away.
Seinfeld fails in his attempt to clinch.
Seinfeld tries to clinch up
and Froglegs counters with a left and a right that stings Seinfeld.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Froglegs misses with a head kick.
Seinfeld is looking to clinch but Froglegs is avoiding it.
Froglegs swats away the attempt to clinch by Seinfeld.
Froglegs throws a combination that misses

and Seinfeld moves into the clinch.
Froglegs can't break the clinch.
Seinfeld lands a shot to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Seinfeld wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Froglegs breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Froglegs keeps the fight on the outside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Froglegs throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Seinfeld's waist but Seinfeld gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Froglegs off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pepper Froglegs. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Seinfeld tries to close the distance and clinch up but Froglegs swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Froglegs misses with a head kick.
Froglegs circles away from the clinch attempt.
Seinfeld is looking to clinch but Froglegs is avoiding it.

Seinfeld closes the distance and clinches.
Seinfeld lands an elbow inside that Froglegs shrugs off.
Jerry Seinfeld has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Froglegs escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Seinfeld clinches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Seinfeld utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Seinfeld tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Froglegs avoids it.
Pepper Froglegs is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Seinfeld lands a body punch in the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jerry Seinfeld comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Froglegs has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 29:28
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pepper Froglegs!
Pepper Froglegs managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Milwaukee's Best 160, into his post fight interview.