PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between King Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fat Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fat Jobber has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! King Jobber could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Fat Jobber's chin.

Jobber
vs
Jobber

171 cm
18
162 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
320 lbs
0 - 10 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Determined

TITAN
TITAN

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, King Jobber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Taro Takaoka and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

King Jobber shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. King Jobber showed some decent athleticism there.
Fat Jobber looks gassed!
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
King Jobber takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Fat Jobber really doesn't want to stay on the ground with King Jobber. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

King Jobber has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.

King Jobber gets the takedown into side control.
Fat Jobber being controlled for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
King Jobber in side control lands a decent elbow.
Fat Jobber seems a little lost for a moment, as King Jobber dominates the positioning.

King Jobber has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.

King Jobber bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

King Jobber has hold of Fat Jobber's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Fat Jobber seems comfortable defending it but King Jobber has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Fat Jobber is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Fat Jobber is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but King Jobber couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). King Jobber!