PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Jacobs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fat Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jobber has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jacobs
vs
Jobber

189 cm
19
165 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
313 lbs
0 - 8 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Hell's Kitchen Lab Corp (95% quick laundry)

TITAN
TITAN

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jimmy Jacobs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Shirou Masuda and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jacobs cracks Jobber with an open hand slap.
Jobber looks gassed!

Jacobs lands a big head kick that sends Jobber tumbling to the mat! Jacobs takes a step backwards and waves Jobber back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Jobber is rocked!

It looks like Fat Jobber has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jobber on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Jobber is still on wobbly legs! Can Jacobs finish him?
Jobber on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jacobs throws a pinpoint strike between Jobber's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Jobber crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Jacobs scores a great knockout victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jimmy Jacobs!
Jimmy Jacobs gave a mention to Hell's Kitchen Lab Corp (95% quick laundry) in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).