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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roland Box (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Om Nom Nom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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221 lbs
14 - 5 - 0 |
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220 lbs
16 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
KO power |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Roland Box!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Om Nom Nom!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Arvi Lind and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nom Nom throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Box tries a low kick but Nom Nom avoids it.
Box connects with a leg kick. Nom Nom looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A big left from Nom Nom misses.
Nom Nom lands a nice shot to the body.
Box on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Nom Nom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Box lands a nice looking body shot.
Nom Nom misses with a low kick.
Box takes one on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nom Nom avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Box throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Box on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Box scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Nice shot by Nom Nom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nom Nom throws a nice inside leg kick.
Nom Nom bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Box's head.
Nom Nom scores with a punch to the head.
Box tries a low kick but Nom Nom avoids it.
Box dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Nom Nom. That did some damage!
Box wants to slow Nom Nom down by chopping away at his legs.
Box keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Nom Nom.
Box walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Box misses with the combination.
Nom Nom connects with a solid leg kick.
Box lands a nice leg kick that just misses Nom Nom's sensitive parts.
Nom Nom has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Box takes a shot to the body in his stride.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Box moves out of range of the strikes.
Nom Nom takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Nom Nom misses with a straight left.
Nom Nom throws out a leg kick but Box moves out of range and Nom Nom only half commits.
Nom Nom turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Box connects with a crisp jab.
Nom Nom slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Nom Nom waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Box.
Box ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Nom Nom lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Box has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Box and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The crowd cheers as Nom Nom lands an impressive looking overhand right. Box doesn't seem phased though.
Some wild striking there from Nom Nom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Box is defended easily by Nom Nom.
Box checks a leg kick.
Box jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nom Nom walks into a straight right hand from Box.
A low kick from Box is predictable there
and Nom Nom counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Box waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Nom Nom.
Nom Nom is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Box had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
A cross from Nom Nom lands.
Box scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Box fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Nom Nom is out of range.
Nom Nom throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Box cracks Nom Nom with a right hand to the side of the head.
Good exchange - Box coming out on top.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nom Nom blocks the body kick.
Om Nom Nom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Box misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nom Nom misses with an uppercut. Box saw that one coming.
Nom Nom keeps the fight on the outside.
A clash of legs there as Nom Nom blocks the low kick.
Nom Nom lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Box throws a hook to the side of Nom Nom's head but Nom Nom sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A combination from Nom Nom does no damage.
Box scores with a jab. Nom Nom acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Box walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Om Nom Nom dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Nom Nom throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Box's waist but Box gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Nom Nom off to one side.
Box throws the kick towards the body but Nom Nom avoids it.
Nom Nom jabs Box to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Box dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Nom Nom. That did some damage!
Nom Nom takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Box throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nom Nom slips under a jab.
Nom Nom rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Box counters with a body kick that stops Nom Nom in his tracks momentarily.
Box throws a leg kick
and Nom Nom counters with a low kick, right behind Box 's knee.
Nom Nom misses with a looping right.
Box dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Nom Nom. That did some damage!
This has been an exciting period of action!
No joy there for Box, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A nice leg kick lands there from Box.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nom Nom throws a series of strikes that have Box backpedaling.
Good standup being displayed there by Nom Nom as he connects with a hook.
Nom Nom missing with a left hand there. Box was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nom Nom lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Box connects with a crisp jab.
Good work by Box as he checks the leg kick.
Nom Nom avoids the body shot from Box.
Box throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Nom Nom throws a poor cross that misses
and Box counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Box checks a leg kick nicely.
Nom Nom shoots in for a takedown but Box shows good takedown defense.
Om Nom Nom seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Box lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Box fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Nom Nom.
Nom Nom misses with a hook. Box ducked under it nicely.
Box scores with a jab to the jaw.
Nom Nom tried to score with a low kick but Box checks it.
A low kick from Nom Nom is predictable there
and Box counters with an outside leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Box. That's going to slow Nom Nom down.
Nom Nom throws a right hand that misses
and Box counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Nom Nom is breathing heavily.
Nom Nom misses the shot to the body.
Box connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Box throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Box tries to clinch up
and Nom Nom counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nom Nom takes one to the chin there.
Nom Nom misses with a low kick.
A low kick from Nom Nom misses
and Box makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Nom Nom's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Nom Nom misses with a left hand
and Box makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Box.
Box gets a double leg takedown into Nom Nom's guard.
Box in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Nom Nom looking to control.
Box preventing the sweep.
Box with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Box throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Nom Nom works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Nom Nom manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Nom Nom prevents Box from getting the reversal.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Roland Box dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Nom Nom sizes up Box with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Box scores with a one two! Nom Nom had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
It looks like Om Nom Nom has been cut.
Nom Nom darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Nom Nom displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Box throws out the jab.
Nice uppercut there from Box.
A slow jab from Nom Nom misses its intended target.
Box will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Box takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Box swinging wildly here.
Box throws the left hand but Nom Nom avoids the punch easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Box connects with a crisp jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nom Nom throws a leg kick which misses Box's front leg but catches the back leg as Box tries to avoid it.
Box buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nom Nom tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Box was well out of range. Poor timing from Nom Nom.
Box scores with a head kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nom Nom. Box does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nom Nom lands a leg kick that knocks Box off balance momentarily.
Nom Nom swings for the body but Box moves out of range.
Nom Nom ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Box moves away.
Box defending well as Nom Nom loads up on a big left hand.
Nom Nom connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Box works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nom Nom tries a head kick but it misses.
Nom Nom lands a really nice looking cross but Box seems unphased.
Nom Nom lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Box swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nom Nom takes a swing at Box's ribcage but misses.
Box looks to land a left hand but Nom Nom moved out of range nicely.
A slapping leg kick lands for Nom Nom.
Nom Nom throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Box scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Box feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Nom Nom's calf.
Nom Nom takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A jab from Box misses.
Nom Nom defending well as Box loads up on a big left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Box throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Box looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Box connects with a nice looking jab.
Nom Nom fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Box manages to avoid it.
Nom Nom throws an overhand right that lands on Box's shoulder, as Box tries to avoid the shot.
Box looks to score with a jab to the body but Nom Nom is just out of range.
Nom Nom changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Box tries to avoid it but Nom Nom manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Box to the ground. Box escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Nom Nom blocks a leg kick.
Nom Nom misses the jab.
A slapping body kick lands there for Box.
Box misses with a body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nom Nom wants to clinch up but Box keeps it at a distance.
Nom Nom jabs Box right on the nose. Box blinks but takes it well.
Nom Nom moves out of range of the strikes.
Box throws a lazy uppercut
and Nom Nom counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Box will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Box lands with a nice body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big right from Box misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nom Nom missing with a left hand there. Box was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nom Nom closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Box's guard.
Box trying to control the position.
And that's the end of the fight!
Roland Box showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Box has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 29:28
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Roland Box!
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energy
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