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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nitrous Oxide (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mustard Kunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nitrous Oxide is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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205 lbs
9 - 1 - 0 |
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25
209 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great low kicks
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Nitrous Oxide!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Mustard Kunt!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Igor Prikhodko and Illya Tyunina.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kunt misses with a wild body shot.
Oxide moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kunt moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
A thudding body kick lands there by Oxide!
Oxide lands a leg kick that knocks Kunt off balance momentarily.
Oxide lands a head kick!
It looks like Mustard Kunt has been cut.
Oxide ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Oxide throws a head kick but Kunt moves out of range.
Kunt jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kunt swings for the body but Oxide moves out of range.
Oxide checks a low kick from Kunt.
That kick from Oxide tenderised Kunt's leg. Kunt is trying to keep his angry face on.
Oxide fakes the leg kick and cracks Kunt in the body.
Oxide slips a jab from Kunt.
Oxide connects with a body shot that sends Kunt's belly button to the back.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kunt thows a body shot but no joy.
Kunt displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Oxide throws out the jab.
Kunt scores with a three punch combo!
Kunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Oxide is just out of range.
Oxide scores with a kick to the body.
Kunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Oxide was well out of range. Poor timing from Kunt.
Oxide takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Kunt misses the shot to the body.
Oxide scoring well with a low kick there.
Kunt looks gassed!
Kunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Oxide.
Oxide defending well as Kunt loads up on a big left hand.
Kunt missing with a left hand there. Oxide was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Oxide misses with a wild body shot.
Kunt lands a nice looking body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kunt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nice uppercut there from Oxide.
Oxide avoids a kick to the body.
Kunt slips a jab from Oxide.
Mustard Kunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A low kick from Kunt is predictable there
and Oxide counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Oxide throws a shot to the body.
Oxide plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A telegraphed right hand from Oxide misses the target.
Oxide lands with a thumping leg kick.
Oxide pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Good leg kick by Oxide there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Oxide moves away.
Oxide lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Oxide lands a high kick!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Oxide.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Kunt. Beautiful body shot.
Oxide scores with a spinning back kick!
Oxide keeps Kunt at a distance using the push kick.
Oxide throws a nice head kick!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Oxide - that will leave a mark!
Oxide with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Oxide throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kunt stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Oxide scores with a jab to the head.
That has opened up Mustard Kunt's cut even more.
Oxide darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Oxide. Kunt shrugs it off though.
Oxide explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Oxide stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kunt walks forward, straight into a front kick from Oxide.
Oxide plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Kunt is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Oxide rather than just go for the knockout.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oxide throws a nice head kick!
Kunt takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Oxide checks a leg kick.
Oxide getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The cut above Mustard Kunt's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Oxide lands with a slapping head kick.
Oxide is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Kunt has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Oxide.
Oxide lands a head kick. Kunt smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Oxide slips a jab from Kunt.
Oxide is looking to slow Kunt down with leg kicks.
Oxide lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A shot to the liver by Oxide. Beautiful body shot.
Kunt has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Oxide.
Oxide takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A head kick from Oxide lands but Kunt takes it in his stride.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nitrous Oxide dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mustard Kunt's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Kunt misses the shot to the body.
Kunt misses with a wild combination.
Oxide stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kunt.
Oxide is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Oxide throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Oxide avoids a punch combination nicely.
Oxide misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kunt misses the shot to the body.
Kunt bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Oxide swings for the body but Kunt moves out of range.
Oxide lands with a slapping head kick.
Kunt stalks Oxide and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Oxide's face. Oxide staggers backwards, shaken.
It looks like Nitrous Oxide has been cut.
Kunt throws a series of punches but Oxide avoids them all with ease.
Oxide ducks under a wild hook from Kunt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kunt misses with a kick to the body
and Oxide counters with a head kick. That will keep Kunt thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Mustard Kunt's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Kunt throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kunt is breathing heavily.
Oxide moves out of range of the strikes.
The crowd cheers as Kunt lands an impressive looking overhand right. Oxide doesn't seem phased though.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kunt. Oxide does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kunt takes a jab right on the kisser.
Kunt lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Oxide circles away quickly and effectively.
Oxide scores with a head kick. Kunt tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Oxide feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Kunt's calf.
Oxide keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Oxide slips a jab and a cross from Kunt.
Kunt does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Oxide has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Kunt throws a body punch but Oxide moves out of range.
Oxide lands a head kick. Kunt smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Mustard Kunt has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Mustard Kunt's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Nitrous Oxide!
Nitrous Oxide really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that BioLuvoil logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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hype
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