PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Horse Spudd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wesley Snipes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Spudd
vs
Snipes

191 cm
21
255 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

225 cm
26
275 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Good in bed

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Horse Spudd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wesley Snipes!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Franklyn Lucas and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice body kick there by Snipes.
Spudd swats away the attempt to clinch by Snipes.
Spudd fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Spudd tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Snipes manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Spudd misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Horrible takedown by Spudd or perhaps it was just good defense by Snipes which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Horse Spudd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Spudd swats away the attempt to clinch by Snipes.
Spudd misses with a body shot
and Snipes counters with a right hand to the body.
Spudd is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Snipes rushes Spudd and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Snipes landing knees to the head.

It looks like Horse Spudd has been cut.
Snipes lands a knee to the body.
Snipes manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Snipes unloads a knee to the mid-section. Spudd lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Snipes lands a good knee to the midsection. Spudd won't want to take too many of those.
Spudd takes a knee right on the jaw!
Snipes landing knees to the body.
Spudd takes an elbow to the forehead.
Snipes lands a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snipes lands a knee to the head.
Snipes unloads a knee to the mid-section. Spudd lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Snipes working Spudd over with knees to the body.
Snipes utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Come on Snipes - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Snipes working Spudd over with knees to the body.
Snipes is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snipes.
Snipes lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A knee to the head by Snipes.
Snipes working Spudd over with knees to the body.
Spudd avoids the elbow strike from Snipes, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snipes leaning against his opponent.
A knee to the head by Snipes.
Stalling in the clinch from Snipes.
Snipes unloads a knee to the mid-section. Spudd lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

Snipes breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Snipes rushes Spudd and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Snipes with a knee to the head.

Spudd is rocked!

Horse Spudd's cut is getting worse.
Snipes has Spudd pressed against the cage. He pushes Spudd back and as he springs towards him off the cage, Snipes throws a beautiful elbow that sends Spudd crashing to the floor! Snipes piles on the pressure with more strikes! Spudd is flailing away but he's not defending himself and the referee steps in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wesley Snipes!
Wesley Snipes took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, L.A. Elite Clothing Co ($10 shorts and shirt) for their support in the buildup to the fight.