PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fleegle Bananasplits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Don Lola (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bananasplits's entrance music is call to prayer. A fine choice. Don Lola has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bananasplits
vs
Lola

188 cm
30
212 lbs
22 - 16 - 0

185 cm
24
198 lbs
9 - 7 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Fleegle Bananasplits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Don Lola!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Roosa Järviläinen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lola throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bananasplits keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bananasplits lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lola tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bananasplits was well out of range. Poor timing from Lola.
Bananasplits ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bananasplits tries a low kick but Lola avoids it.
Lola misses the shot to the body.
Bananasplits turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bananasplits tries to score with a low kick but Lola moves his leg out of the way.
A thudding body kick lands there by Bananasplits!
Lola misses with the combination.
Bananasplits scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bananasplits uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lola.
Lola on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lola misses with a double jab
and Bananasplits counters with a stiff right hand.
Bananasplits feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lola's calf.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bananasplits throws a leg kick but Lola checks it.
Bananasplits scores with a decent looking hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bananasplits connects with a high kick.
Bananasplits throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bananasplits lands a glancing blow to the side of Lola's head.
Bananasplits throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Bananasplits throws a front kick aimed at Lola's knee but Lola avoids it well.
Lola takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Lola checks the leg kick nicely there.
Lola throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A combination from Lola does no damage.
Lola throws a sloppy body shot
and Bananasplits makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bananasplits dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bananasplits lands with a good body shot.
Lola throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bananasplits feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lola's calf.
Lola lands a nice looking body shot.
Bananasplits lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Bananasplits throws a leg kick which misses Lola's front leg but catches the back leg as Lola tries to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bananasplits misses with a low kick.
Lola scores with a jab to the body.
Bananasplits throws a low kick but Lola moves out of range easily.
Lola throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good exchange - Bananasplits coming out on top.
Bananasplits pivots, looking for a leg kick but Lola is out of range and Bananasplits settles back down.
Lola takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bananasplits lands with an overhand left.
Bananasplits scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Lola thows a body shot but no joy.
Lola jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lola moves out of range as Bananasplits throws a body kick.
Lola scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

It looks like Fleegle Bananasplits has been cut.
A leg kick checked by Lola.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lola. Bananasplits does a little dance to reset his feet.
A leg kick checked by Lola.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bananasplits throws a front kick aimed at Lola's knee but Lola avoids it well.
Lola swings for the body but Bananasplits moves out of range.
Lola looks to score with a jab to the body but Bananasplits is just out of range.
Lola just misses with a punch to the body.
Lola throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lola keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bananasplits.
Bananasplits lands with a kick to the ribs.
Lola on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bananasplits. Bananasplits obviously looking to wear him down.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bananasplits.
Lola takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Lola lands a slapping body shot.
Lola misses with a double jab.
Bananasplits throws a jab but it's blocked by Lola.
Bananasplits paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Lola takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Lola is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Bananasplits rather than just go for the knockout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A punch combination from Bananasplits misses.
Lola's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lola ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bananasplits moves away.
Lola is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bananasplits.
Lola scores with a shot to the body.
Bananasplits works Lola's body with a nice hook.
Lola checks a leg kick.
Bananasplits takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Lola misses the jab.
Lola throws a body punch but Bananasplits moves out of range.
A punch combination from Lola misses.
Bananasplits takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Lola misses with a body shot
and Bananasplits counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lola throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lola's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Lola duly obliges.
Bananasplits lands an overhand right.
Lola misses with a few strikes there.
Lola blocks a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fleegle Bananasplits dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fleegle Bananasplits's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Lola misses the body punch
and Bananasplits counters with a body kick that stops Lola in his tracks momentarily.
Sloppy strikes from Lola. Those never looked like landing.
Lola throws a hook but Bananasplits avoids it easily.
Bananasplits fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bananasplits moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lola throws a jab but it's blocked by Bananasplits.
Lola fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bananasplits manages to avoid it.
A jab lands there for Lola.
Bananasplits goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Bananasplits buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lola stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bananasplits.
Bananasplits scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A slow jab from Lola misses its intended target.
Bananasplits scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Bananasplits steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lola.
Lola takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Lola misses with a jab to the body
and Bananasplits counters with a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lola lands a glancing blow to the side of Bananasplits's head.
Lola throws a jab but it's blocked by Bananasplits.
Bananasplits misses with an attempted mid kick.
Lola on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bananasplits. Bananasplits obviously looking to wear him down.
Bananasplits changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Lola thows a body shot but no joy.
An inside leg kick lands from Bananasplits.
Lola throws a right and a left that Bananasplits avoids nicely.
Lola is breathing heavily.
Bananasplits scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Lola will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lola looks to score with a jab to the body but Bananasplits is just out of range.
Bananasplits buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lola walks forward, straight into a front kick from Bananasplits.
Lola walks forward, straight into a front kick from Bananasplits.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lola looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bananasplits lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bananasplits thumps Lola with a low kick.
Bananasplits fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lola has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Lola might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Bananasplits has got the better of the exchanges.
Bananasplits throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lola on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bananasplits. Bananasplits obviously looking to wear him down.
Bananasplits lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bananasplits dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bananasplits moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
That kick from Bananasplits tenderised Lola's leg. Lola is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bananasplits lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Bananasplits bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Lola misses with a jab to the body
and Bananasplits makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bananasplits connects with a high kick.
Bananasplits moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Lola has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Bananasplits.
Lola has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bananasplits.
Bananasplits lands with a nice body kick.
Bananasplits is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lola can do to turn this around?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bananasplits.
Good shot there by Bananasplits.
Crunch! Bananasplits slams his shin into Lola's torso.
Bananasplits throws a leg kick which misses Lola's front leg but catches the back leg as Lola tries to avoid it.
Bananasplits tests Lola's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fleegle Bananasplits is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bananasplits scores with a push kick.
Bananasplits connects with an inside leg kick.
Bananasplits thuds his shin into the meat of Lola's side.
Bananasplits fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lola.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bananasplits dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lola. That did some damage!
Fleegle Bananasplits is winning the standup battle so far.
Bananasplits lands a front kick.
Lola tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bananasplits scores with a leg kick.
Bananasplits scores with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bananasplits connects with the punch.
Bananasplits explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bananasplits.
Bananasplits lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bananasplits scores with a push kick.
Lola takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bananasplits throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bananasplits will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Bananasplits steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lola.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bananasplits. That's going to slow Lola down.
Bananasplits darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bananasplits throws a leg kick but Lola checks it.
Bananasplits lands a right hook to the body.
Bananasplits lands a front kick.
Bananasplits fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lola.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fleegle Bananasplits dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Fleegle Bananasplits's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Bananasplits is looking to slow Lola down with leg kicks.
Bananasplits attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Lola gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bananasplits.
Lola has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Lola throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lola digs a good body shot into Bananasplits's ribs.
Lola scores with a body shot.
Lola throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lola throws out a loose jab but Bananasplits uses good head movement to avoid it.
Good standup being displayed there by Bananasplits as he connects with a hook.
Bananasplits keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bananasplits wants to land a leg kick but Lola is out of range.
Bananasplits misses with a looping right.
Lola checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Bananasplits throws a leg kick but Lola sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Lola misses with a wild body shot.
Bananasplits is looking to slow Lola down with leg kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bananasplits wants to land a leg kick but Lola is out of range.
Bananasplits staying out of range there.
Bananasplits displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lola throws out the jab.
Lola takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Lola swings widly with a right hand
and Bananasplits counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bananasplits slips under a jab from Lola.
Lola drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Bananasplits connects with a leg kick. Lola looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bananasplits connects with an inside leg kick.
Bananasplits throws a push kick but Lola slaps the foot to one side.
Lola takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bananasplits throws a front kick aimed at Lola's knee but Lola avoids it well.
Bananasplits throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Lola throws a lazy right hand but Bananasplits sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bananasplits throws a push kick but Lola slaps the foot to one side.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bananasplits.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Bananasplits.
Lola is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bananasplits misses with a low kick.
Bananasplits throws a head kick that half lands.
Bananasplits moves out of range of the strikes.
Lola tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bananasplits was well out of range. Poor timing from Lola.
Lola takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Bananasplits scores with a push kick.
Nice cross by Bananasplits.
Bananasplits looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Bananasplits bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Bananasplits uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lola.
Bananasplits throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lola stuns Bananasplits with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Lola tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bananasplits was well out of range. Poor timing from Lola.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bananasplits scores with a push kick.
A big right from Lola misses.
Bananasplits is looking to score with low kicks.
Lola scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Bananasplits looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Lola takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Lola misses with a lunging right hand
and Bananasplits counters with a stiff right hand.
Bananasplits with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Lola looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bananasplits is fending him off so far but Lola persists. Nope, Bananasplits circles away and we're back to standing.
Bananasplits cracks Lola with an open hand slap.
Lola thows a body shot but no joy.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bananasplits darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Lola throws a looping overhand right but Bananasplits ducks down to avoid it.
Lola checks the leg kick nicely there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lola throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bananasplits.
Bananasplits thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Lola if he has to take too many more of those.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lola chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bananasplits can pounce on him.
Bananasplits takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bananasplits feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Lolas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bananasplits throws a nice outside leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Lola blocks the leg kick.
Lola misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bananasplits thumps Lola with a low kick.
Lola ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bananasplits moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lola. Bananasplits does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lola tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bananasplits was well out of range. Poor timing from Lola.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bananasplits.
Lola thows a body shot but no joy.
Don Lola has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lola throws a right and a left that both miss.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fleegle Bananasplits showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bananasplits has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fleegle Bananasplits!
Fleegle Bananasplits took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'the prophet mohammed was a pedophile who married a 6 years old and and sex with her documented at 9years old..... pathetic pig scum'.