PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shissi Aren (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Aren's choice of entrance music: The Hood by Dead Prez. Shissi Aren is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Dmitrigorbachovovonovich
vs
Aren

190 cm
27
212 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

175 cm
25
218 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Shissi Aren!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Steve Smith and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Aren lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries to clinch there but Aren circles away.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses with a hook.
A jab from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses.
Aren uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Aren sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses with a hook. Aren ducked under it nicely.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a low kick but it's checked well by Aren.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich cracks Aren with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses with a looping right.
Aren wants to clinch up but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich keeps it at a distance.
Aren with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dmitrigorbachovovonovich to score with a decent uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Aren throws a right and a left that Dmitrigorbachovovonovich avoids nicely.
Aren scores with a hook.
Aren swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Aren throws a shot from downtown. Dmitrigorbachovovonovich moves away and avoids it.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich looks to throw the jab but Aren is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aren misses with a double jab.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses the jab.
Aren tries to close the distance and clinch but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Aren moves out of range of the strikes.
Aren throws out a powerful jab.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands with an overhand left.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich swats away the attempt to clinch by Aren.
Aren walks into a jab.
Aren has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
A big left from Aren misses.
Shissi Aren seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Aren staying out of range there.
Aren misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice jab there from Aren.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Aren avoids the head kick by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aren uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Jab from Aren.
Aren scores with a nice strike.
Aren moves out of range of the body kick from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Aren doesn't manage to clinch there - Dmitrigorbachovovonovich circles away.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Aren throws a leg kick but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich moved away.
A clash of legs there as Dmitrigorbachovovonovich blocks the low kick.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses with a body kick.
Nice cross by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Aren throws a right hand that Dmitrigorbachovovonovich ducks under and follows up with a left that Dmitrigorbachovovonovich also avoids with ease.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich dodges the punch combination from Aren.
Aren looks to land a left hand but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich moved out of range nicely.
Aren slips under a jab from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich moves out of range as Aren strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aren takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Aren tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Aren looks to land a right hand but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich moved out of range.
Aren swats away the attempt to clinch by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
A big right from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses.
Aren throws a lazy right hand but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Aren connects with a body shot that sends Dmitrigorbachovovonovich's belly button to the back.
A slow jab from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses its intended target.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich slips under a jab from Aren.
Aren loads up on a big right hand but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich slips the punch.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries a head kick but it misses.
Some wild striking there from Aren.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Aren uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries to clinch but Aren moves out of range.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Aren fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dmitrigorbachovovonovich looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Aren tries to clinch there but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich circles away.
Aren misses with a hook
and Dmitrigorbachovovonovich cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Aren throws a leg kick but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich sees it coming and moves out of range.
Aren throws a jab when Dmitrigorbachovovonovich was well out of range.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Aren swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Dmitrigorbachovovonovich makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich slips a straight right by Aren.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich moves into range and connects with a jab.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses with a straight right.

Aren clinches up against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A combination from Aren does no damage.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A good leg kick by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Aren swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Dmitrigorbachovovonovich closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A knee to the head by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.

It looks like Shissi Aren has been cut.
Aren missing with knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich landing knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a shoulder strike.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich works on Aren's body with a couple of short punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A knee to the head by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Aren is looking to break free of the clinch but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich has double underhooks.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich crunches a lovely knee into Aren's ribcage.
Aren takes an elbow to the forehead.

Dmitrigorbachovovonovich pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Dmitrigorbachovovonovich gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Dmitrigorbachovovonovich escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Aren gets tackled into the cage by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich. Dmitrigorbachovovonovich maintains the clinch.
Aren is breathing heavily.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich can't find room to land a body shot as Aren controls the action.

Dmitrigorbachovovonovich escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich cracks Aren with an open hand slap.
A jab from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich does it's job there.
Aren bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich scores with a leg kick.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Aren tries to clinch
and Dmitrigorbachovovonovich counters with a solid body kick.
Aren misses with a straight left.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a body punch but Aren moves out of range.
A jab lands there for Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Aren misses with a few strikes there.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich slips a jab from Aren.
Aren throws a looping overhand right but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich ducks down to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aren throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Dmitrigorbachovovonovich counter with a right hand.
A thudding body kick lands there by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich!
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Aren.
Aren is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A jab from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses.
Aren throws a big shot that misses.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a big shot that misses.
Aren has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich finds it's way round the side to connect with Aren's head.
Good exchange - Dmitrigorbachovovonovich coming out on top.
Aren ducks under a wild hook from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a series of strikes that have Aren backpedaling.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a hook that stumbles Aren back into the cage. Dmitrigorbachovovonovich follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Aren to the canvas! Dmitrigorbachovovonovich pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Aren has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich!