PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jari Teleporttila (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Omg Zulud (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zulud has chosen Fedor Emelianenko Entrance song as his entrance music. Jari Teleporttila could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Omg Zulud's chin.

Teleporttila
vs
Zulud

170 cm
24
147 lbs
4 - 6 - 1

155 cm
32
142 lbs
21 - 12 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Gilop®

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Jari Teleporttila!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Omg Zulud!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Arvi Lind and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Excellent takedown into side control there by Teleporttila.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Zulud is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Teleporttila throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Zulud is looking to improve his position.
Teleporttila trying to pass the guard but Zulud defending well.
Teleporttila with the ground and pound but Zulud uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Zulud keeping moving, preventing Teleporttila from controlling successfully.
Zulud not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Teleporttila will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Teleporttila throwing strikes from guard but Zulud blocks nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Zulud is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Teleporttila defends well.
Teleporttila throwing strikes from guard but Zulud blocks nicely.
Teleporttila trying to control the position from guard on top but Zulud is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Teleporttila loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Zulud uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Teleporttila cracks Zulud with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zulud shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Teleporttila as he avoids it easily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Teleporttila. That's going to slow Zulud down.
Teleporttila with a hook.
Zulud checks the leg kick.
Teleporttila stuns Zulud with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Zulud throws a leg kick
and Teleporttila counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Teleporttila lands with an uppercut that bounces Zulud off the cage and back into range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Teleporttila fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Teleporttila goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Teleporttila feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Zulud's calf.
Teleporttila wants to slow Zulud down by chopping away at his legs.
A punch combination from Zulud misses.
Teleporttila misses with a low kick as Zulud jumps back.
Teleporttila throws a series of punches but Zulud avoids them all with ease.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zulud throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Teleporttila.
Teleporttila cracks Zulud with a good jab.
Zulud shoots in for a takedown but Teleporttila shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Teleporttila scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Zulud takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

Zulud closes the distance and clinches.
Teleporttila is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Jari Teleporttila has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Omg Zulud.
Teleporttila prevents the takedown attempt.
Zulud looks gassed!

Teleporttila breaks the clinch.

Teleporttila fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Zulud to the ground. Teleporttila is now in Zulud's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Zulud throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Zulud is working an open guard so Teleporttila takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Jari Teleporttila seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zulud fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Teleporttila fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Zulud checks a leg kick.
Teleporttila throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Zulud is trying desperately to land a takedown but Teleporttila is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Zulud.
Zulud tries to work over Teleporttila's front leg with a kick but Teleporttila checks it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Teleporttila.
Teleporttila tries a low kick but Zulud avoids it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Teleporttila lands with a good body shot.
Zulud fails with a takedown attempt.
Zulud walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jari Teleporttila dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Zulud with a poor takedown
and Teleporttila counters with a low kick, right behind Zulud 's knee.
Nice uppercut there from Teleporttila.
Zulud shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Teleporttila throws a leg kick
letting Zulud counter with a right hand.
Teleporttila lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Zulud at a distance.
Zulud thows a body kick. Teleporttila tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Zulud needs to keep his hands up - Teleporttila had a free shot at his head there.
Teleporttila throws a right and a left that both miss.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Teleporttila, as that shot connected.
Teleporttila fails to land with a series of punches.
A chopping leg kick lands by Teleporttila.
Zulud throws a combination that misses
and Teleporttila counters with a left to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Teleporttila throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Zulud takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Zulud 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Teleporttila connects with a jab.
Nice uppercut there from Teleporttila.
Zulud misses with a body kick.
Teleporttila throws a head kick but Zulud moves out of range.
Teleporttila scores with a decent looking hook.
Teleporttila connects with a leg kick. Zulud looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Zulud throws a push kick but Teleporttila slaps the foot to one side.
Omg Zulud is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Teleporttila scores with a leg kick.
Zulud takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Teleporttila lands with a shot to the body.
Zulud is breathing heavily.
Zulud looks to clinch
and Teleporttila connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zulud misses with a takedown attempt - Teleporttila sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Teleporttila. Zulud shrugs it off though.
Teleporttila is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Teleporttila with a jab.
Zulud tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Zulud takes one to the side of the head.
Zulud tries to clinch up.
That kick from Teleporttila tenderised Zulud's leg. Zulud is trying to keep his angry face on.
Zulud with a lazy takedown attempt
and Teleporttila counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Zulud is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Jari Teleporttila has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Omg Zulud.
Danga de danga de dang - Teleporttila scores with a four punch combination!
Zulud with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Teleporttila scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Zulud doesn't seem bothered though.
Teleporttila lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Teleporttila is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Teleporttila lands a two punch combo.
Teleporttila lands a leg kick that knocks Zulud off balance momentarily.
Teleporttila turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Teleporttila connects with a body shot.
Zulud fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Teleporttila manages to avoid it.
Zulud is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Teleporttila lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Teleporttila lands with an overhand left.
Teleporttila works Zulud's body with a nice hook.
A low kick from Zulud misses
letting Teleporttila counter with a right hand.
Teleporttila bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Zulud walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Danga de danga de dang - Teleporttila scores with a four punch combination!

Zulud is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Teleporttila circles away from the clinch attempt.
Zulud is still on wobbly legs! Can Teleporttila finish him?
Zulud throws a sloppy head kick and Teleporttila moves out of range easily.
Zulud shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Teleporttila as he avoids it easily.
Teleporttila lands a nice hook to Zulud's body. Zulud takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Zulud takes one on the button.
A solid leg kick lands there for Teleporttila.
Zulud takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Zulud seems to have recovered his senses.
Zulud has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Nice straight punches there by Teleporttila. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Teleporttila.

Teleporttila throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Zulud tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Teleporttila is in Zulud's guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zulud looking for a sweep. Not yet Zulud, not yet.
Zulud avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Teleporttila lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jari Teleporttila dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Teleporttila lands the left hand.
A chopping leg kick lands by Teleporttila.
Zulud throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Teleporttila counters with a stiff right hand.
Teleporttila's corner calls for a 1-2. Teleporttila obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Zulud fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Teleporttila digs a good body shot into Zulud's ribs.
Zulud swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Teleporttila counter with a right hand.

Teleporttila closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Zulud to the mat! Zulud manages to get full guard.
Teleporttila is working Zulud over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Teleporttila is looking to work some ground and pound but Zulud has wrist control.
Zulud takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Teleporttila not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Teleporttila is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Zulud can do to turn this around?
Zulud has momentary wrist control but Teleporttila slips an elbow through the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Teleporttila postures up.
Jari Teleporttila overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Zulud keeping moving, preventing Teleporttila from controlling successfully.
Teleporttila is looking to work some ground and pound but Zulud has wrist control.
Teleporttila trying to control but Zulud is working from the bottom.
Teleporttila throws a big right hand that misses.
Teleporttila is looking to work some ground and pound but Zulud has wrist control.
Omg Zulud has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zulud has momentary wrist control but Teleporttila slips an elbow through the middle.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Teleporttila trying to control the position from guard on top but Zulud is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Teleporttila working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Zulud can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Teleporttila controls the pace.
Teleporttila throwing strikes from guard but Zulud blocks nicely.
Zulud is adopting a defensive guard.

Teleporttila stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Zulud's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Teleporttila moves out of range as Zulud throws a body kick.
Teleporttila misses with a double jab.
Teleporttila walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Zulud checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Zulud throws a nice looking combination but Teleporttila bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jari Teleporttila is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Teleporttila is looking to slow Zulud down with leg kicks.
Teleporttila stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Teleporttila connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Zulud moves forwards but Teleporttila connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Teleporttila tries a head kick but it misses.
Zulud shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Teleporttila as he avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zulud has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Teleporttila.
Zulud takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Zulud gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Zulud fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Jari Teleporttila has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Omg Zulud.
A good leg kick by Teleporttila.
Zulud closes the distance and clinches up with Teleporttila, looking for a takedown. Zulud pushes Teleporttila against the cage but Teleporttila circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

Teleporttila shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zulud is trying to stand back up but Teleporttila is controlling him

And that's the end of the fight!
Jari Teleporttila showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Teleporttila, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jari Teleporttila!
Jari Teleporttila managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Katukauppa.com, into his post fight interview.