PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mister Pink (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Santino Carolla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pink comes to the cage accompanied by Mitsa. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Santino Carolla was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Pink
vs
Carolla

180 cm
28
180 lbs
9 - 38 - 1

195 cm
27
180 lbs
8 - 8 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 38 - 1, fighting out of London, Mister Pink!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Santino Carolla!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Chris Edwards and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carolla defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Pink.
Carolla stuffs the takedown attempt from Pink. Pink gets slowly back to his feet.
Pink looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mister Pink. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pink walks into a stiff left hand from Carolla.
Carolla connects with a looping right hand.
Pink is looking to clinch but Carolla is avoiding it.
Carolla connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Pink with a poor takedown
and Carolla connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Carolla is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Carolla cracks a nice hook into Pink's ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pink is trying hard to land a takedown here. Carolla sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Pink shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Carolla's guard.
Pink is breathing heavily.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Carolla looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pink tries to free his leg and advance position but Carolla is retaining full guard.
Carolla seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Pink looking to sit in guard and control but Carolla gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Pink tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Mister Pink wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Carolla lands a nice hook to Pink's body. Pink takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Carolla is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A right-left combo lands from Carolla.
Santino Carolla is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pink shoots in for a takedown but Carolla shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Pink takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

Pink is rocked!
Carolla lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Pink falls backwards - clearly groggy! Carolla dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Santino Carolla!
A victorious Santino Carolla thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.